A/N: I want to say thanks to unkownlove for giving me my first review! Thank you very much. This chapter will be dedicated to you because you've made my day and you suggested the character I will be doing. I hope you enjoy this chapter!
I also wanna give a big whoop to the Anonymous reader that reviewed as well. Thanks a bunch!
Sorry for being so hyper-active. I'll calm down now. This is gonna be sort of like PeinKonan but not quite. They just have random flings and participate in the orgies that are so common in the Akatsuki. Let's get on to the story shall we?
Pein stood outside of Tobi's door contemplating his next person of interest. "Hmm…it's too early to go visit Kisame and Zetsu since they need to get all the rest they can. The last time I walked in there at this time of the morning I got a full view of Itachi giving Kisame a hand job. I had to take a cold shower," he shuddered at the pleasant thought.
As he stood leaned up against the wall, something caught his eye. It was Konan passing by the end of the hallway. "Oh, perfect," he chuckled slightly then headed towards the end of the hall. As he passed back by Itachi and Kisame's room, he heard yet another moan. He was tempted to look in and see what was going on but he decided against it and headed to the kitchen after Konan.
The blue haired woman stood in front of the open refrigerator looking over a few breakfast items. Pein cleared his throat to announce his presence. Konan flinched a little then closed the fridge and turned around. "Oh hello, Leader. Can I help you with anything?" she asked.
There was a devious glint to the Rinnegan eyes that looked back at her and she took notice of it. "Yes I believe you can," he said in a low, seductive tone. "You can start by lifting your robe for me."
At first Konan was emotionless, then she looked a bit stunned. "Right now? Um…are you sure? Someone may come in." she questioned embarrassedly.
"They would see nothing they haven't seen before. Come on, just give me a little peek to get me going for the day," the orange haired man had a mischievous little grin on his lips that signified his mind being on 'other things'.
Konan gulped. She usually had no problem doing these random little things for her Leader but today was laundry day and well….. Konan bent over slowly and began easing her robe up to show pale, smooth legs. She inched it up further and further, once she got to her thighs, Pein's eyes were glued on her and weren't going anywhere. She looked up at him and then continued her show. She reached the area right below her snatch and stopped. "Um, I don't know if I can," she whispered.
"Konan, stop being weird. Just pull up the robe and give me a little wiggle so I can go on about my business," Pein said impatiently.
Konan sighed and turned around so that her ass was facing Pein and then she lifted her robe up above her lower parts. Her face blushed cherry red as she suddenly became interested in the tiles on the floor. Behind her, a cough was heard. She turned around to face her Leader, still blushing intensely and when she saw his face her blush only grew more. He was staring at the floor with his hands gripped in fists.
When he did look up, Konan could've sworn that those lovely purple eyes flashed crimson for a moment before he took in a deep breath then raised his head to look her in the eye. " Konan Konan Konan. It must be laundry day or else why in the FUCK would you be wearing GRANNY PANTIES! THOSE THINGS ARE FUCKING HUGE! I MEAN THEY COVER LIKE HALF OF YOUR UPPER BODY AND THEY SAG AT THE BACK LIKE A DIAPER FULL OF PISS AND SHIT! DO YOU THINK THAT SEEING YOUR ASS IN SOMETHING THAT SOMEONE'S OLD ASS GRANDMOTHER WOULD WEAR IS TURNING ME ON? NO IT MOST CERTAINLY DOES NOT, KONAN!
*deep breath*
I came in here looking to get a quick peek at that ass and all I got was a face full of SAGGY OLD LADY ASS! That's exactly what you look like! What happened to those silky little bikinis you usually wear! How about a thong? Noooo, you had to pull out those sons of bitches and make my cock get softer than marshmallows roasting over an open motherfucking fire! Do you know how much of a let down that was?! You went all slow, making me think that you had on a little something something to send me on my way but that had to the most anticlimactic fuck up I've ever seen!" Pein stood there glaring at the woman as she stood there still holding up her robe and shaking in fear.
"I-I'm sorry. I tried to t-tell you that it was l-laundry day b-but you were so p-persistent. I'll put on that little purple thing you like when laundry is done," She chuckled nervously and gave a forced smile.
"I like the sound of that," Pein said calmly. "You know Konan, I just feel like I need to let you know a couple of things. First and foremost, I absolutely love your pubic hair. I mean it's just so amazing and blue! I love how you have just the cute little puff up top there and it's not too thick or anything. Blue pubes are just incredible for me and I just love burying my face into them. I believe Hidan said he does too. We shall have to arrange a 'meeting' soon. It's great knowing that it's naturally blue and not dyed like some of these other fake whores out here.
Another thing, I like the way you keep your toes nicely painted and stuff. It makes them all the better when I give you foot rubs and then maybe go down to lick and suck on them a bit. Oh crap! I just thought about something. I will NEVER lick OR suck those toes again, buddy. They may be pretty but oh my God are they full of surprises. And not the good kind either!
Konan, the space between your toes smells. IT FUCKING SMELLS! IT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS THOSE SHITTY ASS PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR THAT TOBI'S BITCH-ASS LEAVES IN THE BATHROOM! THOSE TOES SMELL LIKE ROTTEN HAMBURGER MEAT THAT'S BEEN SITTING OUTSIDE IN THE SUN FOR THREE DAYS! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BUT IT IS NOT FUCKING NORMAL TO WALK AROUND WITH APPENDAGES THAT SMELL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING LANDFILL! HOW CAN LIVE WITH YOURSELF KNOWING THAT YOUR STINKY ASS TOES SMELL LIKE THAT DAMN DEAD BODY THAT ZETSU'S STUPID ASS HID BEHIND THE COUCH THEN FORGOT ABOUT FOR A WEEK!
THIS FUCKING CAVE SMELLED LIKE SARDINES, ASS, AND DECAYING FLESH FOR FOUR MONTHS! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE SARDINES AND ASS CAME FROM! ONE OF YOU FUCKERS MUST'VE FORGOTTEN TO SHOWER OR SOMETHING!
*deep breath*
So basically you need to wash between those things because the last time we fooled around I thought I had accidently stepped in another pair of those shit-filled panties of Tobi's and scrubbed my feet extra hard for the next week," while Pein was musing on things past, Konan let her robe back down and then nervously held her hands together in front of her chest.
When Pein looked at her again, he seemed calmer but then his eyes went down to her hands…..or what was behind them. "Your hands. Put them down," said calmly as he stared openly at her robe covered breasts. Usually Konan didn't give a fuck if the guys gaped at her tits but right now, she was a bit uncomfortable.
"Those boobs….even though they're covered by that thick robe you can still see them. They poke out just enough to make a man smile. They're not too perky but they don't really sag either. They're just wonderful. I like poking them and flicking your nipples at random so that they get hard and then you have to walk around with your headlights on. The only problem is when you take the robe off. I don't know if it's some type of jutsu to fuck with my mind or what but those things look perfect under the robe but fucking weird when you take it off.
KONAN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BOOBS! ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS IS WAY BIGGER THAN THE OTHER AND THEN THE SMALLER ONE IS ALL FUCKING LUMPY AND JUST WEIRD. YOUR LEFT NIPPLE IS BIGGER THAN TOBI'S EYE HOLE! THAT IS NOT FUCKING NORMAL, KONAN! DO YOU CONTINUOUSLY PINCH THAT ONE FUCKING NIPPLE AND JUST LEAVE THE OTHER TO SIT AND WITHER AWAY! I GUESS YOU DO HUH!
AN OLD WRINKLED NIPPLE WOULD MATCH THOSE FUCKING GRANNY BLOOMERS YOU'RE WEARING RIGHT NOW THAT'S FOR GOOD AND DAMN SURE! ONE OF YOUR BOOBS POINTS STRAIGHT FORWARD WHILE THE OTHER ONE IS LOOKING OVER TO THE FUCKING SIDE! YOU HAVE COCK-EYED TITTIES, KONAAAAAN! THAT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE! YOU'RE THE ONLY GODDAMNED FEMALE HERE AND YOU HAVE TO HAVE FUCKED UP BOOBS! WHAT TYPE OF SHIT IS THAT?! I THINK WE NEED TO FIND SOME TYPE OF FUCKING JUTSU TO GIVE YOU SOME NORMAL BOOBS INSTEAD OF THOSE SHITTY KNOCKERS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BEEN STOMPED ON! I THINK I SAW A BIG ASS MOLE UNDERNEATH ONE OF THEM ONE TIME!
*deep breath*
It wasn't even a cute little beauty mark. It was a huge, dark brown, bumpy, hairy ass nasty mole up under there. There are just so many things wrong with you, KONAN! You're the only fucking girl we have! You could at least take care of yourself. Good God how did you let yourself go? Sometimes I just want to Almighty Push your ass off a cliff or something because there is just so much fucking shit wrong with you."
Konan stood completely still and wide-eyed as she took in everything he just threw at her. He walked over to her and kissed her lightly on the cheek. "I like that perfume you're wearing, it smells nice," he whispered to her sweetly before swiftly exiting the kitchen.
The amber-eyed woman blinked a few times then looked down at her boobs. She pushed one up and then the other then let them go. Then she pulled her panties off and threw them in the trash. Next, she leaned against the sink before reaching a finger down to wipe between her toes. She brought it up to her nose. *sniff sniff* THUD! Konan fainted from the smell of her own toes.
Pein had left the kitchen so quickly because the lovely tickle of oncoming laughter had been teasing him and he had to wrap everything up and get away. He felt so amazingly exhilarated! He was having the time of his life and COULD NOT WAIT to move on! He heard a THUD! This made him stop in his tracks and go back to the kitchen. When he got there, Konan was nowhere to be found. He knew she hadn't left out yet but where could she be?
He walked on in and then saw her lying on the floor. He went over to her and knelt down. He shook her softly at first but after getting no response he shook her violently and she began to stir. "What happened?" she murmured as she rose slowly from the floor with help from Pein. "I don't know. I left out and then heard a noise and came back to find you like this," he replied. "Oh…OH! I remember what happened now. Hehehe I'm fine," she giggled nervously then started looking up at a random corner before tensing up suddenly. "Oh no! I have to get rid of that film!" As soon as the words left her mouth, she gasped.
Pein stared at her with an amused look. "So, it's true then? You have cameras everywhere?" he asked with a smirk. Konan looked as if she was about to protest but then hung her head in defeat. "Yes. It is my wicked indulgence to spy on everyone," she mumbled.
The orange haired man simply chuckled a bit and said "Take me to see the screens that the cameras lead to." Konan's head shot up at the sudden demand. She reluctantly began trudging out of the kitchen and down the hall that led back to the bedrooms. Pein followed behind her, liking where this was going. He would be able to catch his followers in all types of awkward situations then go bust in on them and spout random bull crap at them.
Konan opened the door to her room and then walked over to a wall. There was no door and certainly no screens. She stood in front of it then made a few hand signs before one of her hands turned into many smalls pieces of paper. The papers flowed away from her and stuck to the wall in the shape of a word. Pein waited patiently for the word to form. 'Must be a password' he thought. The first two letters were "y" and "a". Konan started shuffling her feet nervously as she continued to spell the word out. The third letter was "o". Pein was struggling to think of a word that started out with those letters. By the time he looked up the words "Yaoi Haven" had been spelled out in tiny sheets of paper on the wall in front of him. He sweat-dropped but said nothing. The edges of the papers glowed light green for a moment then they floated back to form Konan's hand before a chunk of the wall seemingly disappeared and revealed a room full of screens and control pads.
Each screen displayed a different room in the Akatsuki hideout. There were over 30 screens meaning that Konan literally had cameras EVERYWHERE! There were two in each person's bedroom so that she could get different angles of certain…..things. The ring-eyed man was quite impressed and walked into the room to look at the various screens.
He saw Sasori and Deidara cuddling in bed. Kisame and Zetsu were resting in the infirmary. Tobi was napping on his bed. Kakuzu was taking a shower. Hidan was sneaking into Tobi's room. He walked over and pulled his pants down. He pulled out his already hardened length and began pushing it into Tobi's eyehole. The masked man remained 'asleep' as the Jashinist had his fun. Itachi was….was he? So that's what those sounds were coming from their room.
Pein stared at Itachi's screen for a moment before turning to face Konan. "I'll be needing to use these again soon. Keep this room open please," he said nicely before leaving the blue-haired woman's bedroom. She stood there stunned and then went over to sit down in front of her screens to watch the guys doing different things. Our favorite orange haired, Rinnegan eyed, Akatsuki leader had an idea as he left Konan's room with a huge grin on his face. If any of his followers saw him they would run away scared and wonder just what the hell was going on because he never smiles like that. EVER.