IZ/Jackass Antics.. Continued!
Ahhhhh. Pizza, the breakfast of champions. Hello my fellow IZ & Jackass lovers! Thank you to the ppl who posted their positive reviews to me! They are much appreciated ^_^ Any who, on to the antics! We left off with Zim switching the star decals to Gaz & Dibs dressing room...
**Cut to camera showing the corridor of the dressing rooms sort of low to the ground and viewing from behind a fairly large trash can. Zim is crouched behind the trashcan peering through the separation of it and the wall**
**From opposite end of the corridor Dib is seen tiredly walking around the corner of a door opening towards the dressing rooms**
Dib: huh, I could have sworn my room seemed farther away before.. *shrugs**
**Zim & Gir snicker quietly, camera zooms in on Dib as he opens the door and starts to walk in the door**
**Gaz's voice is heard faintly yelling from the room**
Gaz: DIB! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?? GET OUT!!!
**Objects are heard smashing and are seen being thrown out of the room hitting the wall opposite side**
Dib: But Gaz! Ow! This is my room! OW!! Stop it!!
Gaz: DON'T EVER COME IN MY DRESSING ROOM EVER!!
**Objects continue to be smashed and thrown out of room, at this point Zim and Gir are in hysterics**
Gaz: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!!!
**Dib is thrown out of the room like a ragdoll and hits wall in front of the door landing in the pile of books, broken vases and lamps**
Dib:*struggling to get back on his feet* Owwww.
**Dib looks up and notices the star peel and fall off the door**
Dib: What the?
Zim: **Jumps out from behind trashcan with Gir** MUAHAHAHAHA!! Gotcha DIB!
Dib: ZIM! YOU ARE SUCH A JERK!
**Dib starts chasing Zim and Gir down corridor**
**Camera cuts to Zim's face close up to camera with tears down his face all Blair Witchy-like**
Zim: I'm soo sorry.. **Makes squeaky squealy noise** I... I've just never laughed so hard in my life! **makes same noise but sounds more like a laugh** and I just.. can't stop!!
**camera zooms back from Zim's face to show they're sitting in a janitor's closet**
Gir: Shhhhh! The kitties will heaarrrr youuuu! **gives creepy stare**
Zim: **still has tears down his face with a HUGE open mouthed grin on his face** (laughing) Your insane Gir.
**Door of the closet opens showing Dib and Gaz standing there staring evilly holding a bats and rolls of toilet paper, the beat of Eminem "Just don't give a ." begins**
Gir: Hii!!
**Zim continues to laugh hysterically**
**Camera cut to Zim and Gir hanging from the flag pole in front of Nickelodeon Studios beaten to a pulp and wrapped in toilet paper cocoons**
Gir: I LIKE DOOKIE!
Zim: (hazily) Join us next time.. yeah.
END! Whatcha think? Huh? Huh? Huh? Yah I know it sucked. I need to come up with the idea of the nex chapter but I do know it will have something to do with other Nick shows. Remember people this is all in fun! Please take no offense to whatever show I choose to be the butt of the next joke, and okaay.. I wont pick on the butt uglies as much as I despise that show. I do admit that would be overkill of old jokes and plus I like to be a little different! I also apologize for the Bair Witch joke, it seemed right at the time..
Ahhhhh. Pizza, the breakfast of champions. Hello my fellow IZ & Jackass lovers! Thank you to the ppl who posted their positive reviews to me! They are much appreciated ^_^ Any who, on to the antics! We left off with Zim switching the star decals to Gaz & Dibs dressing room...
**Cut to camera showing the corridor of the dressing rooms sort of low to the ground and viewing from behind a fairly large trash can. Zim is crouched behind the trashcan peering through the separation of it and the wall**
**From opposite end of the corridor Dib is seen tiredly walking around the corner of a door opening towards the dressing rooms**
Dib: huh, I could have sworn my room seemed farther away before.. *shrugs**
**Zim & Gir snicker quietly, camera zooms in on Dib as he opens the door and starts to walk in the door**
**Gaz's voice is heard faintly yelling from the room**
Gaz: DIB! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?? GET OUT!!!
**Objects are heard smashing and are seen being thrown out of the room hitting the wall opposite side**
Dib: But Gaz! Ow! This is my room! OW!! Stop it!!
Gaz: DON'T EVER COME IN MY DRESSING ROOM EVER!!
**Objects continue to be smashed and thrown out of room, at this point Zim and Gir are in hysterics**
Gaz: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!!!
**Dib is thrown out of the room like a ragdoll and hits wall in front of the door landing in the pile of books, broken vases and lamps**
Dib:*struggling to get back on his feet* Owwww.
**Dib looks up and notices the star peel and fall off the door**
Dib: What the?
Zim: **Jumps out from behind trashcan with Gir** MUAHAHAHAHA!! Gotcha DIB!
Dib: ZIM! YOU ARE SUCH A JERK!
**Dib starts chasing Zim and Gir down corridor**
**Camera cuts to Zim's face close up to camera with tears down his face all Blair Witchy-like**
Zim: I'm soo sorry.. **Makes squeaky squealy noise** I... I've just never laughed so hard in my life! **makes same noise but sounds more like a laugh** and I just.. can't stop!!
**camera zooms back from Zim's face to show they're sitting in a janitor's closet**
Gir: Shhhhh! The kitties will heaarrrr youuuu! **gives creepy stare**
Zim: **still has tears down his face with a HUGE open mouthed grin on his face** (laughing) Your insane Gir.
**Door of the closet opens showing Dib and Gaz standing there staring evilly holding a bats and rolls of toilet paper, the beat of Eminem "Just don't give a ." begins**
Gir: Hii!!
**Zim continues to laugh hysterically**
**Camera cut to Zim and Gir hanging from the flag pole in front of Nickelodeon Studios beaten to a pulp and wrapped in toilet paper cocoons**
Gir: I LIKE DOOKIE!
Zim: (hazily) Join us next time.. yeah.
END! Whatcha think? Huh? Huh? Huh? Yah I know it sucked. I need to come up with the idea of the nex chapter but I do know it will have something to do with other Nick shows. Remember people this is all in fun! Please take no offense to whatever show I choose to be the butt of the next joke, and okaay.. I wont pick on the butt uglies as much as I despise that show. I do admit that would be overkill of old jokes and plus I like to be a little different! I also apologize for the Bair Witch joke, it seemed right at the time..