Yeah the chapters suck so far but its building up
Yeah the chapters suck so far but its building up! That's a good excuse right? I cuss a lot I' am sorry. Oh for people that don't know me I stink at grammar.
Erin: Kakashi please say the disclaimer.
Kakashi: Sure.winks Erin doesn't own Naruto or Inuyasha, nor will she.
Erin: -.- pervert
Kagome's Place Thing
Kagome climbs out of the well to find out she was definitely not home. She hesitates, and jumps back into the well. CRASH. She groans as she rubs her ass. "Oh shit. This ain't good" She thinks as she manages again to get out of the well. She can't get back to the past. Well is that a good thing or a bad thing? Most of the gang is already dead, and she walked aimlessly into the forest that magically appeared after jumping into the orange light.
Thinking of her friends reminded her of little Kirara that was still on her shoulder. As she looks at Kirara, she could tell that Kirara wasn't enjoying the game of jumping in and out of the well. "Come on Kirara let's try not to make it seem too bad." She cooed. Wow, what was she smoking? She and the Kirara's loved ones just died, and she was saying it wasn't too bad.
After many, many hours in the evening later they come across huge gate, which had a figures standing beside each of its sides. Kagome gathered the last of her decreasing energy and walked up to the two strangers. "Halt. State your name and business here." One said in a monotone voice. "Uhh…Kagome Higurashi and …uhh… a place to stay for the time being. She says fumbling with the words. The two men-she could tell now-glanced at each other before coming up to her. Kagome nervously takes a couple steps back before landing on her ass once again. The men smirked before taking the crook of her arms.
Kagome took the neko into her arms and this coming, fearing for her master; she jumped down and started to transform.
This surprised the men. "Call off your summoning before we arrest you." One called out. "Kirara!" Kagome calls out. The saber-tooth cat demon obediently comes toward her new master. The men who had kunai drawn out quickly relaxed but were still tense by the way Kirara was glaring at them with killer eyes. "Kirara it would be better if you were little again. So can you please calm down a little? Kagome begged, her aura soothing the demon. Kirara went back to her smaller form but still was glaring at the skilled men.
"Sorry." She said while taking a small bow to the two. They simply ignored her and again reached for her arm, this time without an interruption. Kagome tensed at the touch, but was suddenly fascinated as one of the men started making signs with hands in a swift movement. And as sudden as it started, Kagome and the man poofed into an office that was occupied by a tired drunk woman. This definitely was a weird first impression.
The drunk woman gazed at Kagome before throwing her arm around her offering her some sake. The man who the drunk woman didn't even notice started to cough. "Hey, if you're sick come over here so I can heal ya. Ha. Ha!" Kagome sweat dropped. This is one of the weirdest people she ever met. Kirara hid in Kagome's silky black hair, terrified of the woman. "Shizune! Come party with me and this girl!" She called out to whoever this Shizune is.
A much younger woman with short black hair came out behind the door which was located north of the room. "Lady Tsunade!" Kagome covered her ears to the woman's high pitched scream. Shizune quickly came up to her and apologize then went on and on about Lady Tsunade not always being like this, Kagome thought this was a excellent time to tune out. And when she finally tuned back in Shizune said she could stay at an inn till Lady Tsunade or crazy lady was uhh… not as drunk as she was.
But something just pop into Kagome's mind. How was she gonna pay for this? "Excuse me, I 'am sorry but I don't have any money with me." She said sadly when she realized this. Shizune looked at her dumbfounded. Had she even been listening to her? "Like I said I will provide a room at an inn for you, since you were caught in one of Lady Tsunade stages." She repeated in an annoyed voice. "Oh I 'am sorry for you repeating that again, your beauty distracted me." Kagome said lying through her teeth.
Shizune was takin back by the compliment. "Aww. I' am not beautiful." She said bashfully. She was completely flattered! No one has ever compliment on her looks; her medical skills: sure her looks: never. "Tumo you are dismissed." Shizune ordered still flatter by the tone of her voice.
The man, who was forgotten in the whole commotion, disappeared in a puff of smoke. "How the hell did he do that?" Shizune looked at her like she never seen a man disappeared in a puff of smoke before. "You're not from around here are you?" she questioned. "No." Kagome answered truthfully.
Shizune eyes narrowed as she disappeared in a blur. Kagome stood shocked as she reappeared behind Kagome holding a kunai to her (Kagome's) neck. "Who sent you and why didn't you kill Lady Tsunade when you had a chance?" "I 'am from Tokyo, and I wouldn't kill anyone unless they meant harm to me or my ……friends." Kagome's blood went cold when she remembers the pictures of her dead friends. Shizune puts the kunai back into her sleeve.
"Where is this Tokyo?" she questions Kagome once more. "I will explain everything about me and how I got here. But I warn you this is one long ass story.
And with that she explained how she went to the past, battled demons, made admirers, and such. By around midnight, she explained everything in fine detail. Shizune looked at Kagome with sorrow in her eyes. "The poor girl" she thought. Shizune look at Tsunade who was on the floor passed out and yawned. She and Kagome soon joined her from the lack of sleep.
Early the next day, Tsunade woke with Shizune on her left while another girl was on her right. Kagome's top, which went up a bit since she kept turning during the night, was showing her small and lean stomach. Shizune's skirt was low enough to see her panties. Only one thought came to Tsunade with this scene……
WHAT THE HELL DID I DO LAST NIGHT? She roared.
With this sudden outburst Shizune and Kagome were scrambling to their feet in mere seconds. Shizune who was the first one up went straight to Tsunade and started lecturing her about drinking and working at the same time.
Tsunade ignored her and started to ask Shizune about this mysterious girl who she thought she had "fun" with.
And with this Kagome once again told her very sad, boring, long, adventurous story. And when she finished her stomach roared with hunger. Kagome quickly covered her stomach with her hand blushing in the progress.
Tsunade went over to her desk pulling out a small wallet and plucked a couple bills out. "Here go buy some breakfast, and when you come back I'll get a team to take you to a woman, who I think can help you get back home." She told Kagome while handing her the bills.
Kagome took the bills and bashfully asked where a restraints where. Tsunade sighed. "Shizune, can you please send someone to help Clueless here?" "Yes! Right away Lady Tsunade!" she replied as she and a little pig –who Kagome didn't even notice- exited the room.
Twenty minutes later a boy with dark brown hair in a high spiky ponytail, who was dress in a black fishnet shirt, covered by his little dark green vest in some comfy black pants with a oddly shaped tiny tan pouch on his left thigh.
"Hey Shikamaru, you already know what to do right? She asked the teen. "Yeah, this is such a drag." He mumbled. Tsunade turned to Kagome, who was spacing out once again. "Don't mind him, I 'am sure you'll have a great time in Konoha. "Konoha?" she thought "So this is where I 'am at."
-Skipping to when she and Shikamaru finish eating, and go back to the Hokage Tower-
When she and Shikamaru arrive back at the tower, she gets into a conversation by Tsunade and a tall young man with silver hair and a mask covering his face. Behind him are three teenagers about her age: a boy blonde in an orange jumpsuit, a pink hair girl in a red ninja suit, and a boy with dark blue hair in a blue tee shirt and white Capri shorts.
"And that is your new mission right there Team 7." Tsunade told them while pointing a Kagome. "Huh?" Kagome so cleverly answered.
"Kagome these are your escorts to the town, Hidden in the Clouds. Kakashi, Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto." She said pointing to each one when name is called. Kagome walked up to the team but not before tripping on her own two feet landing face first onto the nice solid wooden floor. Naruto at this point bursts out laughing his ass off, but no sooner than that he gets hit on the back of the head by a certain pink haired girl's fist.
When making contact with floor, Kirara falls out of Kagome's hair and rolls to feet to a certain porno loving sensei. "What kind of summoning is this?" Kakashi asks while picking up the cute little neko, stroking her gently with his other free hand.
"KAWAII!" Sakura screams while getting a glimpse of Kirara. Naruto getting jealous of the neko starts jumping in front of Kagome. Kagome who's still on the floor seems to be at peace for the time being, until Naruto started jumping. She signed as she got up only to meet the nice floor again, after being tackled by Naruto.
Tsunade had already left the room so she and Sakura were the only females there, but since Sakura was fawning over Kirara who jumped on Sasuke's head, she would have to bare this alone.
Kagome just notice something, this boy had an evil demon's aura around him. Kagome jumped to her feet and called Kirara to her. The team was takin back by the sudden change in her mood.
"Aww man, I don't have any kind of weapon." She thought. She would have to flee this demon till she could destroy it. "I wonder why it hasn't attacked them yet, if it already sensed my powers I 'am dead!" And with all her might she burst through the group and jumped out the window. Kirara seem to catch on and transformed as Kagome met the window.
"I thought she wasn't a ninja!" she heard Naruto exclaim as she and Kirara were flying through the clouded sky. "She isn't!" Kakashi simply explained as the group tried to keep up with Kirara speed.
"Kagome, what's the matter?! Naruto shouted but it fell on deaf ears. "She isn't listening to us." Something wrong." Sasuke manage to figure out. "Sasuke is right! But how are we suppose to help if she won't talk to us? Sakura panted out.
All of a sudden a dozen kunai flew up toward Kagome and Kirara. "We're under attack! Everyone protect Kagome at all costs! Kakashi bark as he went off in a different direction.
(A/N) Dang that took forever and my right hand is cramping like hell. I try to get the next chapter up soon. Read, Review and VOTE!! And if you have any advice to help me with my horribleness it will greatly be appreciated. And I still need a tomboy name for a girl OC.