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-Wenchy

My Favorite Birthday.

"It's my ship, makes me Captain!"

"But them be my presents."

Barbossa and Jack were arguing again. Just like always, thought Gibbs.

"Now, aren't we supposed to be congratulating the lad on his birthday, not fightin' over the ship?" Gibbs said, with some irritation in his voice.

"…Right." They both mumbled.

They had been fighting ever since Jack had been brought back on board.

James sighed. He was bored. There was never anything to do in this place.

"Mom, why can't we ever go anywhere?"

"Because honey. It's time I'd settled down." His mother would always say. She looked tired of saying it too. When his father had come back, she was overjoyed. But that hadn't lasted long. She was back to her boring self in a matter of weeks.

" It's almost your birthday, James. What do you want?" His father asked him while they were eating their dinner.

"To get out of here." He grumbled.

"Fine. When Barbossa and his crew come tomorrow, we'll try and steal The Pearl."

"WHAT?" Lizzy said, shocked.

"You can't be serious. Wouldn't they suspect you?"

"Not if you're the one stealing it."

"But…" Lizzy had run out of excuses.

"Land HO!" Pintel shouted, and the cliff was in sight. They pulled the Pearl to the nearest dock, and rushed onto Land.

" Ok, you remember the plan James."

"Yeah yeah. I want my birthday present already."

" Ye sound a little too impatient there, lad." Barbossa said, as Lizzy opened the door.

" And what plan is this?" Jack asked. He had this strange feeling in his gut. He needed rum.

"Oh, nothing. He just wants a birthday party. I'll be right back, with some food." She said, slipping into the kitchen, through the back door, and outside to follow Will to the ship.

"The mooring line!" He yelled, as they untied the ship, rather hastily.

" I should probably see what's taking mother so long." James said, running to the kitchen, a huge grin plastered on his face. Thus by far was the best present he could ever want.

" Something's wrong here."

" Are ye sure? I mean, she's probably just taking forever like always. She probably doesn't even remember where the Rum is…"

"Bloody Pirates!" Jack yelled, as he watched Will, Lizzy, and James sail off with their his, pardon me. XDD ship. The rest of the crew ran out of the house, to watch them sail away, on what seemed to be the perfect horizon.

James turned, to watch the entire crew stand on the beach, watch them sail away with the prefect birthday present. A ship. " This is the name you will always remember. The name Captain James Sparr-er.. Turner!