Author's Incoherent ramblings: I know you guys are reading this.... *_* So reveiw if you like it! 98 hits and visitors! Don't ask about the Sharingan reference its from Naruto if you are curious look it up. AND PLEASE NO BASHING!

Theresea:You're like the son I don't regret having!

Li: Damn you're moms mean!

Wizards Of Waverly Place - Season 3 Episode 5 Night at the Lazerama

Alex: I'm on a long trip to education.

Jerry: Bring a sweater.


Justin: -And they like cookie dough ice cream.

Mummy: That shit is good!


Justin: Whatever you do don't look into his eyes. And no its not Sharingan Li...

Li:Awww maaaan!


Jerry: Would you forget about the couch pillows! Hes eating my mustard!

Cartman: No Maxi! No Maxi thats my mustard. No Maxi thats a bad Maxi!


Jerry: Alex say scrubby dubby into the tubby.

Max: Hey isn't that what you and Justin were doing that one ti-Ow! Ow! Ow!

Cartman: She kicked you in da nuts!


Justin: I love her.

Alex: No you don't.

Justin: No I don't but it feels like something I should say.

Alex: Pity sex?

Justin: Pity sex.


Wizards of Waverly Place Season 3 Episode 6 Dollhouse

Alex: Hey I'm letting you sleep in my art studio how is that selfish?

Li: Shes got a point there chuckles.

Harper: I don't think I like that nickname.

Li: Do you prefer pillsbury dough girl?

*Alex pokes her in the stomach*

Harper: Whoo whoo!


Theresa: Harper we already gave it to her!

Harper: Bitch get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

Theresa: WHAT?!

Harper: Nothing!


Harper: Heeey olive! Wow what an ironic name for a African American.

Li: Well disney was kinda racist.


Alex: Wow he actually thinks I can fix this on my own? Thats kinda sexy!

Harper: What I can't her you in your little doll voice!


*Justin hugs alex 'real' tight*
Justin: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Alex: Oh Justin you're hurting me.

Justin: Mmmmmyeah...

Alex: Justin I think the hugs done now....

Justin: No I'm not done yet...