A/N: Be ready for even more randomness and wierdnosity. Brought to you by…well, Squeenix. ^^

Dedicated to the REAL GGs. Even though you'll probably NEVER read this. Whatever; it's for you guys anyway. You know who you are. Stay cool.

THE STORY OF ROXAS AND NAMINE

SUMMARY: Though the title may seem normal, the story is anything but. This tale surpasses all canonical boundaries, so you'd better hold on tight to your sanity, cause you're in for a wild ride. Pairings galore!

REAL SUMMARY: Roxas was a brash teenager of fifteen years old; Namine was a shy blonde of fourteen. This is the story of how these two crossed paths, and changed each other's lives. For the worse or for the better.

Chapter Two: Love has no boundaries

That night, Sora and Riku went bowling while Naminé and Roxas went out. After half an hour of bowling, Sora tripped and fell onto Riku, their lips colliding with each other.

And, weirdly enough, Riku didn't stop there.

If you catch my drift.

Meanwhile, Naminé and Roxas were snuggled up next to each other in the movie theatre, watching a movie: Valentine's Day. It went smoothly until they got to the part when the guy said he was gay. Roxas started to feel guilty because he knew one day he would have to confess to Naminé that he was bisexual, because she hadn't noticed yet. Not yet, Roxas told himself. He had to make sure she loved him enough.

As the movie came to an end, Roxas and Naminé locked gazes.

Can't you feel this magic in the air?

It must have been the way you touched me!

Fell in love when I saw you standing there

It musta been the way

Today was a fairytale…

They felt themselves being pulled closer and closer, until they could feel each other's breath on their lips—

"ROXAS?"

Their perfect romantic moment was ruined when Axel walked up to them. Roxas and Naminé sprang apart, looking at the movie screen.

"What are you doing here, dude?" Axel asked, fumbling with his packet of popcorn.

"Watching a movie," Roxas chuckled nervously.

Axel raised an eyebrow as he looked at the credits that were coming to a close, and at the almost-empty cinema studio, but shrugged it off. There was something more important he had to clarify. "…with her?"

Roxas sweat-dropped nervously, chuckling. "Ehehe…I can explain—"

"You said you had dance class," Axel frowned, growing unnerved. "You lied."

"Yeh but umm…" Roxas stammered, looking for a reply. He sighed and looked away, knowing it was no use. Naminé was blushing madly and covering her face, trying to process the fact that she had nearly kissed the school jock.

Axel frowned. "Sora isn't gonna be happy when he hears about this…" He started heading out of the theatre, heading for the bowling alley. Roxas panicked.

"Stay here," he ordered, pecking her swiftly on the cheek before racing out of the hall.

Naminé's cheeks burst into flames.

Roxas caught up with Axel just as he was about to enter the bowling alley. "AXEL, WAIT!" He grabbed him by the arm frantically, and Axel turned around.

Anger painted his face. "Why? Sora needs to hear this; you can't keep lying to him; it's not fair on him and—"

Axel was interrupted as Roxas crashed his lips into his. Axel got over his initial shock, deepening the kiss and running his fingers through Roxas' hair. Axel's hands were just beginning to wander when Roxas broke the kiss, whispering: "Just don't tell him, okay?"

Axel nodded, staring at him with a titillated expression as he flounced away.

A/N: Sorry about the extra shortness of this chappie, but we needed to shorten it to make the rest work. Don't worry, the next one is longer. I think. Sorry if you're the sort of person who gags at homo-ness, cause I'm not homophobic (mostly). For those of you who chant for gay rights and stuff…well. Don't hate me. You SoRiku and AkuRoku fangirls can rejoice at the horrible fluff in this chappie. Haha.

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