Disclaimer: Naruto still does not belong to me, even after all this time of writing SasuNaru. Nope, sorry.

It seems I'm not alone in my SasuNaru obsessing. I've had demands to get this chapter up as soon as possible, mainly for the fact that everyone believes some hot SasuNaru love is on the way.

And you know what?

They're right. -smirks-

SNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSN

"Nruo?" Sasuke mumbled clumsily at the blonde in front of him. How could he speak clearly, after all?

Naruto had kissed him.

Sasuke shifted his arms, unintentionally pressing Naruto closer to his body, if that was even possible. He felt Naruto's tongue slide into his mouth, and he tasted the bitter sting of beer, and... was that the taste of ramen hidden within? Sasuke shifted again, to no avail. Naruto wasn't giving up the kiss.

And so Sasuke did the only thing his barely-sober mind would allow: he kissed Naruto back.

His body craved attention. All the time he spent by himself had done quite a number on his libido; yes, the young Uchiha was a far hornier boy than anyone thought. His thighs pressed painfully into Naruto's, making him moan loudly before he remembered that they were in Ino's house. He bit his lip as Naruto's knee rubbed against his groin, and he couldn't believe that he was allowing his teammate (one that he didn't even have friend feelings for) to do this to him.

And yet his screaming hormones could care less.

He sank his knuckles into Naruto's shoulders, pushing the boy as far back against the wall as he could before ramming their lips together again. His fingers made their way to the zipper on Naruto's annoyingly orange jacket, pulling it down and off his chest. Naruto seemed to be drunkenly enjoying every moment. Sasuke's eyes flicked open, and he pulled his lips away, smacking Naruto firmly across the face.

The blonde yelped and glared at Sasuke.

"Whada do that for?" His blue eyes gleamed.

"Just wanted to make sure you're in this with me..." Sasuke murmured, bringing his lips back to Naruto's, who gave in more due to the fact that he was less out of it now. He pulled eagerly at Sasuke's shirt, breaking their kiss for a moment as he pulled it over his head. Sasuke took advantage of the space and pulled Naruto's black one off as well, his fingers at the orange pants before they were even back making out.

Naruto's breath caught in Sasuke's mouth as the raven brushed his erection. His eyes squeezed shut, his hands shaking as they fisted in Sasuke's hair. Sasuke licked the blonde's lips, letting his tongue trail down the jawline and over the pulse on his tanned neck. His hands were still at work with Naruto's pants, at the same time swifty palming the bulge inside his (orange) boxers. One of Naruto's hands left Sasuke's hair, forming a fist in his mouth to block his moans.

Sasuke ran his tongue over Naruto's delicate collarbone, feeling the boy squirm. His lips turned up in a smirk as he looked at the expression on Naruto's face. It really turned him on.

Another minute, and they were both next to naked. His eyes glinted and he held Naruto in his arms tenderly for a moment.

"Naruto..."

"Just do it, Sasuke..." Naruto rasped. His legs were already sticky from his leaking arousal, dripping onto Sasuke's fingers latched tightly around it. The smirk found its way back to Sasuke's lips as his hips tightened, and he thrust upward.

"SASUKE! OHHH!"

Sasuke clutched Naruto as his body doubled over, blonde hair shoved into his face. He put his head back, gritting his teeth as Naruto urged their hips to move together. His balled fists were pressed against the wall, pounding on it with each thrust inside of Naruto.

"Sasuke?"

Sasuke froze, still firmly inside of Naruto. Naruto held still, his nails dug into Sasuke's back.

It was Ino's voice.

"Sasuke-kun, what was that? That scream?"

Naruto's breath came in a short gasp.

"It was nothing, Ino..." Sasuke said, trying simutaneously to keep the lust from his panting voice and to sound far from the door. "Naruto tripped over my foot and hit the table."

"O... okay..." He listened to her footsteps padding away down the hall, and he wondered if Kiba had actually gotten as far with Ino as he was with Naruto.

The blonde shifted under him.

"Please, Sasuke... move..."

Sasuke's heart pounded in his chest as he gave himself to Naruto, their quiet moans sounding together in a rhythm. He kissed Naruto full on the lips again as he felt something within him stir.

"Naruto... so... close..."

"Nhn, Sasuke..."

They came together with muffled cries, sliding down the wall in a sweaty heap. He kissed Naruto's forehead, seeing the drowsy look in the blonde's eyes. He gave an inward sigh, knowing that Naruto was drunk... and would probably not remember anything in the morning. Sasuke didn't know whether to be relieved about this or not. He wanted Naruto to remember, to know that it wasn't just meaningless sex. But at the same time, he wanted Naruto to be oblivious to it all, so no one would ever find out.

He lifted Naruto's damp, heavy body and collapsed with him on the bed, throwing the blanket over them before drifting to sleep.

XXX

Naruto opened his eyes, his head pounding.

And realized that in the course of a hour, had managed to give his virginity to someone he really hated.

He'd had sex with Sasuke. Uchiha Sasuke.

T.B.C...

SNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSN

Okay... was that good enough?

Next chapter coming... well, hopefully soon.