Chapter 1 - Planet Irk
Ahh, planet Irk. My beautiful home planet. We're just like any other planet, don't think of us as better than you (even though we are). We eat food, we have to drink something, or else we die. We invade other planets, we have our likes and dislikes, personalities. That's what each and every other planet, with intelligent life of course, does. So, that leaves me to wonder... is there any other planet that doesn't do any of these things? No. Of course not. That's a stupid question. Ok. Well? What are you looking at me for? Read the story!