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Author: Universal Council
Title: ...
One day Young Zonwoth [don't make fun of his name] was helping Agent Six find Rex. He tracked him into the sewers.
"I wonder where Rex is",he said.
Just as he got any further he heard a sound , a Dynamite Rat appeared and attacked him. Just as Young was finishing it, it was detonating.
"Oh Sh*t!"he said. Then he ran out of the sewers as fast as he could. When he came back he found that it didn't explode.
"Wha-AAAAAAAAH!"he screamed when the rat actually exploded.
When he found Rex, Rex tried not to laugh at his face... probably because Young Zonworth had no hair left on his head.
Thank you Universal Council for your story!
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