After Me Comes the Flood
Alright. Must figure out a way to get Kurt to fall for me. Maybe I should Google this. Seriously though, how different could seducing a guy be from seducing a girl? I'll just stay after Glee practice and talk to him. Get him to come over to my place. She's got girl scouts tonight. This is going to be way easier than I thought.
"Alright guys. Great work today." Mr. Schue needed to get laid. I bet the dude was cool in high school but now he just looks like a lonely Spanish teacher. Besides, the guidence counselor totally has the hots for him. Why don't they just hook up already? Anyways, back to Hummel.
Everyone was leaving but Kurt stayed behind to sit and play the piano. He sat at the bench and just stared at the keys, either having forgotten I was still there or was simply ignoring me. He better not have forgotten about me. I'm a stud. People don't forget about studs. I walked around the choir room, making a large circle around the piano so as not to disturb him. He started to play. It was a hard, angry sounding song but when he started singing, it was so beautiful.
I uh! must go on standing
You can't break that which isn't yours
I uh! must go on standing
I'm not my own, it's not my choice
That dude has some serious expression problems. Aren't gay guys supposed to be like girls? They're supposed to say everything that they're thinking, whether you want to hear it or not. They're supposed to ramble on and on forever. Hummel's got some secrets. This is a weird song.
Be afraid of the lame
They'll inherit your legs
Be afraid of the old
They'll inherit your souls
Be afraid of the cold
They'll inherit your blood
Apres moi, le deluge
After me comes the flood
"Kurt." I hated to interrupt him but I needed to get to football and I couldn't wait for him to finish pouring out his heart. He jumped, like literally jumped.
"Puck! What the hell are you still doing here? Why were you being so quiet? Don't you know it's rude to sneak up on people?" Okay so he does ramble.
"I wanted to talk to you and I would have waited for you to finish the song but I have to get to football or Coach Teneka will have my head."
"Well get on with it then." Kid was seriously impatient. I don't know why but that just wanted to make me draw this out longer.
"I was wondering if you had any plans tonight. My mom and sister will be at some Girl Scout thing so I'll have the house to -"
"What makes you think I would want to spend time with you?" For real? Was he really asking that? I gave him the only answer I could think of without spilling my plan.
"I'm a stud. Who wouldn't want to hang out with me?" Kurt just scoffed, scoffed, grabbed his bag and walked away. He left me just standing there in the choir room staring after him. This was not going to end well for Hummel.