The Nightmare After Starkiller

by Cat8canary

Nightmare Before Christmas/Star Wars inspired short parody fic. Very AU. Kylo Ren-The First Ren King-is feeling empty and alone on the Dark side of the Force. He has taken over First Order Town with Snoke Man in exile and all of the galaxy under his command. But what happens when he finds a whole new world in the form of finding a door to a place called Resistance Town. (Reylo)

2. Chapter 2: This is the First Order

This chapter is really pretty self explanatory (and the intro) the next will have actual dialogue and story line.

Disclaimer: Star Wars/and The Nightmare before Christmas belongs to Disney and Tim Burton I do not own any of the characters at all. The Lyrics of the original songs belong and were written by Danny Elfman and I repeat I do not claim them at all! All I claim is the idea for the parody and the following story/plot/ideas of this fic.

Enjoy

-Cat8canary

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1: This is the First Order

Boys and Girls of every age

Wouldn't you like to see something strange

Come with us and you will see

This is our town of the Order

This is the First Order

This is the First Order

Rebels scream in the dead of night

This is the First Order

Everybody make a scene

Cheat and Murder

Till the galaxy dies of fright

Its our town

Everybody scream

In this Town of the Order

I am the General above the rest

Spiting Propaganda and hair glowing red

I am the Captain strutting like a boss

Fists of chrome and terrible helmet hair.

This is the First Order

This is the First Order

First Order

First Order

First Order

First Order

In this town we call home everyone hail

To our Master of Ren's Song

In this town

Don't we love it now

Everybody's waiting for the next attack

Round that corner, man,

Hiding in the trash compactor

Somethings waiting to pounce

And how you'll…Bow!

This is the First Order

Red'n' Black and White armor!

Aren't you Scared!

Well that's just fine

Grovel once say twice

Grovel some more and we'll be nice

Ride with the moon in the dead of night

Everybody Bow!

Everybody Bow!

In our First Order Town

I am the spy with the painted face

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the who and golem who's there

I am the anger whispering in your ear

I am the shadow of the past at night

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is the First Order

This is the First Order

First Order

Lovely Executions Everywhere

Life's no fun without a lot of Death

That's our job

But we're not mean (much)

In our town of the First Order

In this town don't we love it now

Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

Temperamental Kylo might stab you in the back

And whine like a ewok

Make you beg for a quick death

This is the First Order

Everybody Bow!

Won't you please make way for a very special guy

Our man Kylo is Master of the Knights of Ren

Everyone hail to King of Ren now

This is the First Order

This is the First Order

First Order

First Order

First Order

First Order

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to First Order Song

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!

Fist Bump Salute

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[cue to clap]

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Happy Halloween! :)