Disclaimer: As you can see, I still have yet to have a huggle with Tsuna, dammit. Don't own.

[A/N]: I GOT A REVIEW, HELLA YE-No, but seriously. Still taking requests on Drabble Files and Journals of Sawada Tsunayoshi…

Sooner or later, someone might review or PM me about the 'Locks', no I understand my numbering system, therefore I purposely typed in a different number depending on how bad the situation you were in.

Does my "entering" annoy you?

No, even though you seem like a "Mary Sue", I assure you, you will not be because you'll gradually show more of your…problems?

Ryuzaki Hazanuko: Glad you like it. I had this idea from one of the experiences I've been through, but I always love my first reviewer.

Alert: I'm sorry to those who reviewed and that I wouldn't be able to reply to your comments...because I started this story before you reviewed. Smiley face.

What I'm Planning: You, as the character, can be a mix (different race) ….Smiley face. AND. I get to choose...or you get to choose. More Smilies.

Excuse my grammar, I seem to be a lowly louse in Neuro's case.


Previously on your poorly written life in chapter one...

"Miss? Are you still he-"

You suddenly felt your own sudden bloodlust tensing up in your stomach and was unable to hear the cry of worry behind you.

Oh, how you wanted to fight.

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"Herbivore, get up."

In a second, no, not even a second, you were pummeled to the ground by those infernal tonfas. You slightly smiled; oh, you were going to have revenge.

"Hibari-san! Stop that!"

Hibari? Like the bird?

You stared at the raven-haired man in front of your body while he stared at the glomp of brown behind you.

Then you pictured him as the yellow fluff of a bird that flew past you minutes ago…and laughed.

You, who secretly had a power since you've been on the streets since who-knows-how-long, was laughing at the strongest assassin of the Vongola, the Cloud Guardian- you who was picked off the streets by a tenth generation Mafioso.

"Hibari-san! Let her go!"

Then you realized your position. Bridal style. In a pair of arms. Toned arms. Really toned arms.

Don't think about it, [Name]. They're just-

"What purpose does she have on my territory, herbivore?"

"E-eto, you see, I foun-"

"Herbivore." The skylark said in a menacing tone.

"Um-" The poor tuna was cut off once more.

"She's your new subordinate. Ciassou, everyone."

"REBORN! When did you get back fro-"

"Hello, [Name]."

You stared up at the man before you, and you've certainly heard his taboo name before. Your head processed the information.

Reborn Information: [Name] Access

Name: Unknown, Reborn

Occupation: Ex-Arcobaleno, Hitman, Vongola

Age: Unknown for several reasons.

Personality: Complete, and utter, sadist.

Known for:

-Assasination

-Ex-Rogue

-Top Hitman in Vongola

-Worked under Ninth of Vongola Family

-Trained Dino Cavallone

-Trained Sawada Tsunayoshi

-Strange ways of commuting information. [1]

Y-you're?

"Yes, [Name.], " damn, he's smot for his age, "I'm Reborn, training Dame-Tsuna to be Vongola's tenth generation boss. Why are you here?"

"A-ano? Reborn? I picked her up."

Nice choice in words, nice choice indeed.

"Aww, is Dame-Tsuna growing into a man after all these years?" Reborn's voice was practically oozing out fresh servings of sarcasm…and it went unnoticed.

"Besides the point, Dame-Tsuna. Did your Super Intuition bring her, or out of the promise of your idiotic heart." A statement.

"I don't know."

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

Glare.

"Oh, Hibari, we need you to carry [Name] to the guest bedroom in your house. Remember to treat her with care."

Hibari swiftly turned around with you, still in his arms, until he decided that the way he was carrying you was uncomfortable and switched handling you "princess-style" to lumping your body into the category of "sack-potato".

"Use protection."

The man under you tensed for a bit, before letting his frustration on a pebble on the ground, which unfortunately hit you square on the forehead. You clutched your injury with force, thinking that it would go away with the magic-touch. You couldn't take it anymore. Brought to a mansion, carried in the arms of the strongest Vongola guardian, then hit in between your eyes like you were targeting practice. Oh, fate was going to pay.

Unlucky for you, your hands didn't have the magic touch. The alcohol swipes did.

You silently yowled in pain as the swipe was rubbing your injury back and forth. Once finished, thankfully, the man known as "Tetsu-san" escorted you to the guestroom, all the while you were glaring at him. He seemed used to the death glares and you silently wondered what kind of terrible life he had been living before this. Then drifted to your own thoughts as you lay on the large futon, "Tetsu-san" being the one who left before leaving you a few parting words:

"Dinner's at seven." [2]

You sighed once more.

Kono kimochi doushite kurushii no? (Why is it so hard?) [3]


[1]-Remember those summer information-gathering bugs? I do. *shudder*

[2]-This lucky girl, I eat dinner at -bleep-. Smiley face.

[3]-I won't say I hated it, but I disliked how some authors put the translations in the end, and that'd I have to scroll down just to be able to understand what they're writing, so If I have something to translate, I will directly put it next to the quote/conversation/etc. Kufufu. –insert Mukuro-

Okay. This was short. Like. Really, really short. I'm sorry. Sad face.

I feed on reviews like Nougami Neuro feeds on mysteries from Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, which I do not own. See what I did thar?