This is actually what originally went through my head...
Jessie grimmaced as her formerly relaxing breakfast was interrupted by a screeching falsetto voice that was yelling directly into her left ear.
"Hola, chica!"
"What the-"
"My name eez Juanita Valdez-I am from Colombia!"
Jessie jerked around to glare at Jonny, only to come face to face with...
His hand.
Only, now it was no longer just his hand; it now had crudley drawn eyes, lips, and red yarn for hair.
She blinked.
"Would you like some cafe con leche? Or perhaps you would be interested in a taco!"
Jessie's face reddened from a combination of anger, embarrassment, and indignation. Jonny was known for pulling some outrageous stunts, but this was just...Just...
Demeaning.
"Taco-taco! Burrito-burrito!"
"JONNY!"
"Spicy taco kee-sees! I like to eat my t-ACK!"
Jonny made a variety of choking sounds as he was strangled from behind.
Jessie observed the scene with a sense of awe.
She didn't know her mom knew how to do that hold...
"All right, Mami-You can let him go now...I think he's learned his lesson!"
Estella reluctantly loosened her death grip on Jonny's throat, then went to the counter and proceeded to make her toast as though nothing had happened.
Jessie looked at Jonny and smiled smugly.
"Oh-Did I forget to tell you that Mom was coming to visit us for a couple of days?"
Estella waved the coffee pot vaguely in their direction.
"Would anybody like some cafe con leche?"