Shadow Radio Show 2
(music plays)
Pyrus: Hello, welcome to our second show ever!
Mary Anne: We have a very special guest today.
Linne: Yes, Graveheart's bringing her in as we speak.
Silvertail: Guess what guys! We have some questions that were asked!
All: Yeah!
(struggling noises, a lot of yelling)
Zera: Hey, it's Jade!
Pyrus: Welcome to our show, Jade.
Jade: I'll get you for dis, Graveheart!
Graveheart: C'mon, it'll be fun.
Linne: Yeah, just enjoy yourself.
Jade: Who are you?
Linne: Never mind.
Silvertail: All right, we have a few questions. They were asked by Muffy.
All: Who?
Silvertail: Someone who listened and mailed.
All: Oh, cool.
Zera: Hooray for Cheese Whiz!
Pyrus: Knock it off!
Zera: Hee hee…
Silvertail: Alright, the first question is for Zera and Pyrus.
Zera: Ask away.
Silvertail: (reading) Zera & Pyrus: Can you guys touch without getting melted/extinguished?
Zera: Yes, we would know, wouldn't we?
Pyrus: Actually we don't.
Zera: It's not like we can't keep our hands off each other or anything.
Mary Anne: Time for an experiment!
Pyrus: Hey! Mary A-
(THUD)
Zera: (muffled) Hey! Get him off me!
Graveheart: Apparently they can. Thanks for asking.
Jade: Didn't Pyrus grab Zera in the first episode he was in? You know, when she fell off the bridge.
Pyrus&Zera: Oh, thanks for saying that NOW!
Silvertail: The next question is for Jade and Graveheart.
Jade: I'm not answerin' no questions!
Silvertail: (reading) Jade/Graveheart: Exactly what happened in "the tunnel?"
Jade: WHAT??
Graveheart: Um…
Zera: They're blushing!
Jade: Graveheart, who have you been talking to?
Silvertail: Give her an answer, guys.
Both: (grumble)
Graveheart: Um…we were just…um…you know.
Jade: Yeah.
Linne: Good answer, guys.
Pyrus: C'mon!
Jade: Well, we were…um…rehearsing a play!
Graveheart: Yeah!
All: (laugh)
Silvertail: I guess that'll do…until we bring Tekla in, I know you told her, Jade!
Graveheart: WHAT??
Silvertail: Our next question…um…I guess it's addressed to me. It says, "And since when did Pyrus have a girlfriend?"
Pyrus: What? I don't have a girlfriend.
Mary Anne: Hey! Silvertail is making us go together, remember?
Pyrus: Oh yeah…sorry. (acting) Gee, I can't imagine life before Mary Anne mysteriously dropped into the Alliance's timeline.
Mary Anne: (acting) Wow, I'm sure glad Silvertail created me for the sole purpose of dating Pyrus.
Silvertail: You'd better be (laughs wickedly) …And if you're asking when she joined, it was after the war. She's my fanfic character, and there's a reason in the story and real life behind her name. Now I feel embarrassed! I'm gonna call a commercial break.
(music plays. After two minutes of annoying jingles and yammering ads, it plays again.)
Silvertail: All right. Everything is all wrapped up as for questions until next week.
All: (disappointed) Ohhh…
Zera: Hey! I didn't get a question.
Linne: Maybe next time.
Zera: Silvertail didn't even give me a boyfriend.
Silvertail: Actually I did, I just didn't put him in the show.
(bell dings)
Mary Anne: Hooray! It's time for our book review!
Graveheart: This week we've been asked to review Artemis Fowl.
Linne: Who?
Pyrus: It's that cat from Sailor Moon, also a greek goddess.
Zera: In any case we reviewed it.
Silvertail: No easy feat, considering I've never heard of it, let alone read it.
Jade: So review it so we can get out of here already!
Pyrus: Okay. It was written by Eoin Colfer.
Zera: Eoin?
Silvertail: Yes, Eoin Colfer.
Graveheart: Okay.
Silvertail: Okay, has anyone here read it?
Linne: I went to a site!
Pyrus: It's called a BOOK, people. You pick it up, read it, REVIEW it.
Linne: Here's the blurb from the site. (reading) "Who is Artemis Fowl?
A genius.
A criminal Mastermind.
A millionare.
And he is only twelve years old.
From a strikingly original new voice in fiction comes the story of Artemis Fowl, a very unusual hero. Artemis combines the astuteness of Sherlock Holmes with the sangfroid of James Bond and the attitude of Attila the Hun. But even Artemis doesn't know what he's taken on when he kidnaps a fairy, Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon Unit. These aren't the fairies of bedtime stories. These fairies are armed and they're dangerous. Artemis thinks he's got them just where he wants them, but then they stop playing by the rules..."
Silvertail: Well, what do you all think?
Zera: Sounds good.
Linne: "The attitude of Attila the Hun?"
Graveheart: I think it's an interesting description, comparing him to Sherlock Holmes, James Bond and Attila the Hun. Now there's a mix.
Pyrus: Well, I think it sounds good.
Jade: I think it's a waste of time.
Silvertail: Well, I'm going to read it next time I go to the library. Then we can all have a real review.
Zera: My favourite quote was "These fairies are armed and they're dangerous."
Linne: Yes, that was cool. I can see little fairies flying around with firearms…
(Music plays)
Silvertail: Oops! We're all out of time! Join us next week when we have Tekla on the show, that will be very cool. Remember to mail (review us) and give us questions and suggestions for book reviews!
Zera: And don't forget to eat lots and lots of Raisin Bran! It's soo yummy…
Linne: Also we'll hopefully review a book that Silvertail has read!
Silvertail: Hey, I've read lots of books! Really!
END TRANSMISSION
Well, I'm having fun writing these, so please review and ask questions and suggest books so I can continue. By the way, I did look for Artemis Fowl and was unable to find it. I'll read it as soon as it's available, because that blurb made it sound pretty good. :D
(music plays)
Pyrus: Hello, welcome to our second show ever!
Mary Anne: We have a very special guest today.
Linne: Yes, Graveheart's bringing her in as we speak.
Silvertail: Guess what guys! We have some questions that were asked!
All: Yeah!
(struggling noises, a lot of yelling)
Zera: Hey, it's Jade!
Pyrus: Welcome to our show, Jade.
Jade: I'll get you for dis, Graveheart!
Graveheart: C'mon, it'll be fun.
Linne: Yeah, just enjoy yourself.
Jade: Who are you?
Linne: Never mind.
Silvertail: All right, we have a few questions. They were asked by Muffy.
All: Who?
Silvertail: Someone who listened and mailed.
All: Oh, cool.
Zera: Hooray for Cheese Whiz!
Pyrus: Knock it off!
Zera: Hee hee…
Silvertail: Alright, the first question is for Zera and Pyrus.
Zera: Ask away.
Silvertail: (reading) Zera & Pyrus: Can you guys touch without getting melted/extinguished?
Zera: Yes, we would know, wouldn't we?
Pyrus: Actually we don't.
Zera: It's not like we can't keep our hands off each other or anything.
Mary Anne: Time for an experiment!
Pyrus: Hey! Mary A-
(THUD)
Zera: (muffled) Hey! Get him off me!
Graveheart: Apparently they can. Thanks for asking.
Jade: Didn't Pyrus grab Zera in the first episode he was in? You know, when she fell off the bridge.
Pyrus&Zera: Oh, thanks for saying that NOW!
Silvertail: The next question is for Jade and Graveheart.
Jade: I'm not answerin' no questions!
Silvertail: (reading) Jade/Graveheart: Exactly what happened in "the tunnel?"
Jade: WHAT??
Graveheart: Um…
Zera: They're blushing!
Jade: Graveheart, who have you been talking to?
Silvertail: Give her an answer, guys.
Both: (grumble)
Graveheart: Um…we were just…um…you know.
Jade: Yeah.
Linne: Good answer, guys.
Pyrus: C'mon!
Jade: Well, we were…um…rehearsing a play!
Graveheart: Yeah!
All: (laugh)
Silvertail: I guess that'll do…until we bring Tekla in, I know you told her, Jade!
Graveheart: WHAT??
Silvertail: Our next question…um…I guess it's addressed to me. It says, "And since when did Pyrus have a girlfriend?"
Pyrus: What? I don't have a girlfriend.
Mary Anne: Hey! Silvertail is making us go together, remember?
Pyrus: Oh yeah…sorry. (acting) Gee, I can't imagine life before Mary Anne mysteriously dropped into the Alliance's timeline.
Mary Anne: (acting) Wow, I'm sure glad Silvertail created me for the sole purpose of dating Pyrus.
Silvertail: You'd better be (laughs wickedly) …And if you're asking when she joined, it was after the war. She's my fanfic character, and there's a reason in the story and real life behind her name. Now I feel embarrassed! I'm gonna call a commercial break.
(music plays. After two minutes of annoying jingles and yammering ads, it plays again.)
Silvertail: All right. Everything is all wrapped up as for questions until next week.
All: (disappointed) Ohhh…
Zera: Hey! I didn't get a question.
Linne: Maybe next time.
Zera: Silvertail didn't even give me a boyfriend.
Silvertail: Actually I did, I just didn't put him in the show.
(bell dings)
Mary Anne: Hooray! It's time for our book review!
Graveheart: This week we've been asked to review Artemis Fowl.
Linne: Who?
Pyrus: It's that cat from Sailor Moon, also a greek goddess.
Zera: In any case we reviewed it.
Silvertail: No easy feat, considering I've never heard of it, let alone read it.
Jade: So review it so we can get out of here already!
Pyrus: Okay. It was written by Eoin Colfer.
Zera: Eoin?
Silvertail: Yes, Eoin Colfer.
Graveheart: Okay.
Silvertail: Okay, has anyone here read it?
Linne: I went to a site!
Pyrus: It's called a BOOK, people. You pick it up, read it, REVIEW it.
Linne: Here's the blurb from the site. (reading) "Who is Artemis Fowl?
A genius.
A criminal Mastermind.
A millionare.
And he is only twelve years old.
From a strikingly original new voice in fiction comes the story of Artemis Fowl, a very unusual hero. Artemis combines the astuteness of Sherlock Holmes with the sangfroid of James Bond and the attitude of Attila the Hun. But even Artemis doesn't know what he's taken on when he kidnaps a fairy, Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon Unit. These aren't the fairies of bedtime stories. These fairies are armed and they're dangerous. Artemis thinks he's got them just where he wants them, but then they stop playing by the rules..."
Silvertail: Well, what do you all think?
Zera: Sounds good.
Linne: "The attitude of Attila the Hun?"
Graveheart: I think it's an interesting description, comparing him to Sherlock Holmes, James Bond and Attila the Hun. Now there's a mix.
Pyrus: Well, I think it sounds good.
Jade: I think it's a waste of time.
Silvertail: Well, I'm going to read it next time I go to the library. Then we can all have a real review.
Zera: My favourite quote was "These fairies are armed and they're dangerous."
Linne: Yes, that was cool. I can see little fairies flying around with firearms…
(Music plays)
Silvertail: Oops! We're all out of time! Join us next week when we have Tekla on the show, that will be very cool. Remember to mail (review us) and give us questions and suggestions for book reviews!
Zera: And don't forget to eat lots and lots of Raisin Bran! It's soo yummy…
Linne: Also we'll hopefully review a book that Silvertail has read!
Silvertail: Hey, I've read lots of books! Really!
END TRANSMISSION
Well, I'm having fun writing these, so please review and ask questions and suggest books so I can continue. By the way, I did look for Artemis Fowl and was unable to find it. I'll read it as soon as it's available, because that blurb made it sound pretty good. :D