Ratings for this are better than i expected, so here you go. And if anyone wants to help with a summary i'd appreciate it
(later)
Luke was just returning from Game land
"Dad i'm home, feeling better yet?" asked Luke as he went downstairs "Dad? You home?"
Kevin rushed into the house and started cleaning up around the couch
"Hey dad, feeling better?" asked Luke
"Much better, got some tattoos, got beaten by soldiers, fought a strange mask, and met a mermaid at Tapper" said Kevin
"A mermaid at tapper? that's impossible, they never leave their games" said Luke
"This one did, and i invited her over" said Kevin
"How's she gonna get here? Flop all the way here?" asked Luke
"She's part mermaid, she can walk. Right now she's visiting my mom and dad, and Lucy's getting her clothes because she doesn't own any whatsoever" said Kevin "She should be here soon"
"Ok, she can meet my friends who are also coming over soon" said Luke
"The warners? Oh no no no no no no they can't come here today. When trying to make a good first impression on someone, they're the last people i call" said Kevin
"They're already on their way over-
The doorbell rang
"That must be her" said Kevin
Kevin ran for the door and opened it. He saw Madison standing outside fully dressed in brown boots, jeans, a jean jacket, white shirt, a heart bracelet on her arm, her hair clean and not so messy, and holding other shopping bags in her arms full of clothes
"Hi Kevin" said Madison
"Hey Madison, come on in, come meet my son" said Kevin
Lucy stumbled in behind her a little sick
"You ok sis?" asked Kevin
"No, i drank too much at tappers" said Lucy
"Then go home and rest" said Kevin
"I'm already here" said Lucy before going upstairs
"Hi little guy" said madison
"Little?" asked Luke
"You're shorter than kevin" said Madison
"I'm 13 next week, i'm growing. So you're a mermaid, you don't look like one" said Luke
"Madison this is-
"You can call me Maddie if you want"
"Maddie, this is my son Luke, he's my only child" said Kevin
"Married?" asked Madison
"Not anymore, i don't want to talk about that right now" said Kevin as he sat down
"Hey Luke, you down there?" shouted someone upstairs
"Who's that? I thought you said you only had 1 kid" said Madison
"Oh no, not now please not now" begged Kevin
3 black and white creatures looked downstairs and saw Luke with a beautiful woman. 2 of them rushed down and started panting like dogs with hearts in their eyes
"Hellooooo nurse" said the boy creatures
"Boys, go fig" said the girl
"Hello, who're you?" asked Madison
"We're the Warner brothers and sister, Yakko Wakko and Dot from Game Land" said the 3
"Don't call me Dottie, call me that and you die" said Dot
"Game land, what's a game land?" asked Madison
"Don't ask, that's a story for another time" said Kevin
"You're so cute looking, what are you?"
"Cartoon characters" said Yakko
"I meant what type of animals are you?"
"We just told you" said Dot
"That's not what i-
"Forget it, they don't even know what they are" said Kevin
"So a new face, what game did you come from?" asked Wakko
"I prefer not to talk about my old game, it's not a happy story" said Madison sadly
"She's a mermaid, so i've been told" said Luke
"Really? prove it" said Dot
"Fine, you want proof, i'll give you proof" said Madison
She got some water from the sink, sat down on the couch and got her legs wet, they turned into a tail
"Ok now i believe you" said Luke
"Neato, we don't have mermaids back in game land" said Wakko
"Tell me about Game land" said Madison as she dried her tail
"It's a long story but ok" said Dot
(2 hours later)
"And that is why you never trust a unicorn" said Yakko
"Interesting" said Madison
"Ok, i'm gonna get started on dinner" said Kevin
"don't worry about a thing, we'll cook, we're great cooks" said Wakko
Lucy came downstairs
"No, i'll cook, Madison you're gonna love my-
Kevin kicked everyone but madison out of his house, but let luke back in
"You can't kick me out, i live here" said Luke
"Fine, whatever, i have a family probably waiting for me at home so i'm gonna go" shouted Lucy outside
"That's not very nice" said madison
"I'm saving you here, you don't want Lucy's cooking, she can't cook for the life of her" said kevin
The warners came back inside with a giant box of pizza
"Somebody order a pizza?" asked Dot
"No" said Luke
"Well you got one, that'll be 30 bucks" said Yakko
"30 bucks for a pizza?" asked Kevin shocked at the price
"You'll also get this big drink" said Wakko holding a giant bottle of soda
Kevin begrudgingly gave up 30 bucks to the warners
"Thank you, goodnight everybody, we're going home" said the warners before rushing upstairs
the 3 dug into the pizza, madison took the pepperoni off
"I'm a vegetarian" said Madison "I don't care if you're not but i am"
"Ok" said Luke
"So Maddie, do you have a place to stay?" asked Kevin
"No not really, but i do have that back room at tappers" said Madison
"You can't stay there, a pretty girl like you deserves better. You can stay here if you want" said Kevin
"Dad, can i talk to you? alone" said Luke
Luke dragged his dad away from the table
'He thinks i'm pretty?' thought Madison
"Dad, you're just gonna let some girl you just met stay with us, we barely know a thing about her" said Luke "You're falling in love with her aren't you? You're ditching mom just like that?"
"She's gone, she's not coming back, you and everyone said i should move on" said Kevin
"I didn't mean like this, not so soon" said Luke
"Son, relax, just for the night, tomorrow i'll see if mom and dad will let her stay with them until we can find her a new home, until then, she's staying here" said Kevin
"Fine, i can live with that, i think" said Luke