Me: Hello everyone, I am back for yet ano- 83-6: They know why you are here Skeletor. Me: Now then, you are all probably wondering if something like a Charizard-Metagross Hybrid could be made. But before you should ask for a Hybrid to be made, ask yourself this: How?
How could a creatures that is made ENTIRELY out of metal possibly have a womb or a sperm to transfer to one? I doubt that Metagross's even have Penis's. Metagross Hybrids CANNOT be made. The same thing applies for EVERY Pokemon that is made entirely out of stone or metal. Ghost Pokemon Hybrids can't happen either, why? Because, again: How? How can I creature with NO PHYSICAL BODY AT ALL possibly have a sperm or womb? Much less the capabilities to have a child? Remember people that these are GHOSTS! They may be Pokemon. But for all intents and purposes, they are still Ghosts.
So yeah, any Hybrid involving a Pokemon that is made ENTIRELY out of stone or metal or is a Ghost Pokemon just isn't possible. And is frankly a no no. The story may become ridiculous and even ludicrous at times, but it still retains a certain amount of realism regardless. 83-6: Alright then, it's my tu- Me: Okay then. 83-6: Wait, what? Me: I don't own Pokemon. 83-6: HOLD ON! Me: I only own my OC's. 83-6: WHAT ABOUT MY EPIC SPEECH! Me: And now then, let us begin. 83-6: NOOOOO!
Somewhere In Kanto
"GET UP YOU USELESS THING!" 83-6 had spent years at the facility, and it had been complete and utter hell the whole time. He had gone under numerous experiments, being cut open, having blood replaced with different kinds, and in some cases having bones and organs replaced with those of different creatures. It wasn't exactly an easy life. 83-6 thought "Yeah, yeah. I'm getting up mom."
83-6 Then stood up, he had some difficulty doing so. From the very start he had difficulty walking, he managed to do so over time, but even now it is still difficult. The experiments didn't help either. 83-6 was currently inside of a cage which looks like one that might be found at a prison, except the whole thing was metal. And he also had a muzzle on.
The room that he was in is rectangular in shape, with pens on both sides and at the far end of the hallway is a door while at the other end was a plaque detailing the information known on each Hybrid in the room and their code numbers, as well as other general information. But at the moment, 83-6 is the only Hybrid in this pen.
83-6 was about get onto his knees, but the Team Rocket grunt then kicked him in the face. 83-6 thought "Oh, how I wish I could kill you." The grunt then grabbed him by the back of the neck and forced him onto his feet. 83-6 Thought "I JUST WOKE UP DOUCHBAG! I'M GOING TO HAVE A BIT OF TROUBLE! The times you guys cut into my legs don't exactly help either." 83-6 was about to walk towards the door when suddenly, he felt like his neck was being choked. 83-6 turned his head to the grunt to see what was happening.
What he saw was the grunt holding onto a pole, at the end of it was a piece of metal shaped like a circle. And said metal circle was now around his neck. the grunt said "Come on you worthless animal." 83-6 thought "Like I have a choice." The grunt then guided him through the door where multiple grunt were on the other side. One then said "Why do we take care of these damn things anyway? they aren't even Pokemon. By all rights we should be out their taking them from stupid and gullible trainers." Another responded by saying "Be thankful that Hektor didn't hear you say that. If he did he would have gotten you hooked on cyanide."
After awhile of the grunt accompanying him and having him escorted around the facility, they were about to go through a door. 83-6 thought "Well then, it's time to get cut up again." But when it was opened it was anything but that. He was inside of a large and metal room. The walls were colored black while the corners and edges of the room were colored red. scattered all across it's ground were boulders, and lights covered the ceiling. There was a window near the top of the room, it was darkened so that 83-6 couldn't see what was inside, but he didn't need to see to be aware that some damn scientist or a few were watching him.
Just below the window, an image suddenly flashed across it. It displayed the image of his face, and to the left of it was some information about him. It said "Specimen: 83-6. Species: Charmeleon-Beedrill Hybrid. Typing: Fire/Poison. Ability: Blaze. Hidden Ability: Sniper. Move set: Incinerate. Poison Jab. Dragon Claw. Shadow Claw." 83-6: Didn't know what those meant, but he didn't care. From how it looks this area means that he gets to beat the crap out of someone. 83-6 felt a rush suddenly happen in him, a sudden burst of energy. The muzzle was then removed, and the pole then let go of his neck.
Then a door on the other side of it opened up to reveal DRUM ROLL PLEASE... A Poochyena. 83-6 then turned to the window and gave a wtf face. 83-6 thought "Really Heinrich, you decided to waste both mine and your time with a Poochyena? WOW! YOU'RE STARTING TO SUCK AT THIS!" Then a Mightyena charged out of the gates and grabbed the Poochyena by the neck with it's jaws. The Mightyena bit down hard enough to snap it's neck, it then pulled it's head backwards, tearing away flesh and bone, and causing blood to drip from it's jaws.
83-6 thought "Never mind, this should be challenging." The Mightyena then charged forward, 83-6 meanwhile was charging up an Incinerate. He could shoot it immediately, but he decided to wait for it to get close so that he could do a more powerful shot, since Incinerate shots are more powerful the closer one gets to the user, and the more it is charged up the more powerful it will be. The Mightyena soon got a few feet away, an 83-6 fired his shot. And the Mightyena dodged it. The only damage it did was that the fire grazed it's sides. 83-6 thought "Aw, crap."
The Mightyena then head-butted him to the floor, and it tried to finish him off by tearing the flesh away from his face or neck. 83-6 barely kept it away, and to the Humans on the other side of the window, it seemed like growls. But 83-6 yelled out "NO! I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT!" 83-6 then kicked the Mightyena in the face, causing it to be disorientated, and it then fell onto it's side.
83-6 thought "As soon as you get up. Oh, you are so getting a Poison Jab TO YOUR FACE!" As soon as the Mightyena stood back up, 83-6 then did just that. 83-6 managed to hit the Mightyena in the Snout with a Poison Jab, and causing it to be knocked back a few feet. 83-6 thought "You better fall under the poison status effect." The Mightyena then regained it's composure and then gone into a position that looked like it was about to lunge forward. 83-6 said under his breath "The one thing I wanted you to do and you don't do it. Why don't you just put a Toothbrush Mustache on while you are at it?"
Just before the Mightyena the lunged forward, 83-6 saw some sort of black energy form around it's fangs. It was using Crunch, and so 83-6 prepared a Dragon Claw in response. The Mightyena then lunged forward, and 83-6 managed to side step the attack and aimed the Dragon Claw towards it's throat. But as soon as he stabbed his claws forward his wrist was bitten, with the bite going deep enough to draw blood. The Dragon Claw attack connected with it's throat, and even drew blood, but it wouldn't be fatal. The Mightynea slid across the floor, and because it's jaws managed to bite his wrist 83-6 was dragged along with it, and it only let go a few feet away from it.
83-6 quickly stood up and noticed the blood on his claws and thought "The attack actually managed to hit it's neck. Close, but no cigar. I actually have to take a hit to bring this mutt down." After several seconds the Mightyena then lunged forward and knocked 83-6 down. It then tried to bite his neck, but 83-6 put his left arm in front of it's mouth, causing it to be bitten instead. The bite gone deep, drawing blood and almost hitting bone. 83-6 then ground his teeth together due to the pain, but tried to ignore it. He then formed a Dragon Claw in with his other arm, and 83-6 brought towards the Mightyena's neck. It connected.
His claws gone deep enough into the Mightyena's throat that not only was his entire hand and wrist covered in blood, he could actually feel it's bones. 83-6 then twisted his hand, snapping the Mightyena's neck, causing it to die. 83-6 then used his right hand to pry his left hand from the jaws of the Mightyena, this caused 83-6 to grind his fangs together and his eyes to closed shut out of the pain experienced. And his eyes opened up again when his arm was free.
He then stood up looked towards observation window, and saw just under it the image from before saying ' Specimen 83-6 is victorious' 83-6 said under his breath "I think the word 'victorious' doesn't really describe what just happened. Really Destroyer Of Skulls? THAT is the best you could muster up for a 'you win' screen? Heck, I COULD DO BETTER THEN THAT!"
83-6 Then turned towards the door, but only for him to be grabbed by the throat by the same pole from before. 83-6 thought "THIS AGAIN! OH! COME ON!" While he was still recuperating from the grunts grabbing his neck with the pole, a muzzle was quickly put over his mouth. And 83-6 thought "Well, isn't this just grand. Several years in this damn facility, and I still can't go for ten minutes without something being jammed against my throat."
One grunt then said "Alright you thing, time to go back to your pen." 83-6 said "Oh, screw you." But to them it was just some growls, which they responded to by the nearest grunt kicking him in the right side of the head. A the same grunt then said "SHUT UP! YOU DAMN LITTLE MONSTER!" For the rest of the time they gone to where they were heading, the only thought that 83-6 had on his mind was the thought of killing these grunts.
Eventually they arrived in another room, with shadows preventing the entire room from being seen. 83-6 thought "Alright, what now?" He then heard something behind him, and after the sound happened he then saw one of his few fears. Water. 83-6 Was never a particularly good swimmer, being part Fire Type and all. But due to his Beedrill DNA, the Fire on the tip of his tail going out doesn't kill him. It just removes his ability to shoot fire from there, and somewhat weakens his Fire Type attacks.
But this wasn't just a small puddle, THAT he could handle. This on the other hand was an entire pool the was filled to the brim with water. The embarrassing part? This is one meant for entertainment purposes. Like whenever someone wants to go swimming. Which 83-6 isn't exactly in the mood for. His muzzle was then removed. 83-6 thought "NOPE!" But as soon as he turned around, he saw something he recognized all to well. A riot control fire hose. The grunt manning it said "Smile." And he shot 83-6 into the water, and on the way he splashed once or twice across the water.
While he was struggling to stay near the surface, one of the grunts said "Hey, why are we doing this test?" The one nearest to him said "Well, Heinrich wants to remove any capabilities of fear from the Hybrids, and this beast is afraid of water of all things. WATER! Which is about as common as common can be." The other grunt said "We might as well take him to Hoenn while we are at it." Meanwhile, 83-6 was struggling to stay near the surface. They heard growling coming from the water, but what they didn't know was that 83-6 was actually insulting them, with many of the insults going into the realm of the profane.
After awhile of watching him barely stay near the surface, one of the grunts said "It isn't doing so well. Hey, anyone want to motivate it?" The others all agreed to it, whether through simply nodding, or saying it. One of the grunts then exited the room, and gone to a panel that was on the other side of the wall. The grunt said "Let's spice things up a bit." And he then pressed a few buttons on it. Meanwhile, 83-6 heard noises near him, he looked towards the water and saw something that he considered to be the icing on the cake. Sharpedo's
He then looked towards the grunts and continued with his insults, with the profanity in them going to further lengths than before, and the rate between them decreasing. The next thing he knew 83-6 was being pulled under water, and he could barely see due to how much of his own blood he saw. The grunts meanwhile were entertained by 83-6 being mauled, some were even chuckling and laughing. They then heard the door behind them open. One of the grunts then said "Hey, have you come to enjoy the show?" The person then said "Far from it." They then turned around to see Heinrich's assistant, Hektor.
He then said "What are you imbeciles doing?" His voice was low, but the rage in it was clearly heard. One of the grunts then said "We were just having some fun." Hektor retorted with "Perhaps I should throw you in there if your enjoying it so much?" The grunt he previously spoke paled. Hektor then went to the console outside of the room and had it project the roars made by a Gyarados into the water, and upon hearing it the Sharpedo's quickly fled back into their pens.
As soon as Hektor gone back into the room the grunts were lined up against a wall, and Hektor then used the pole to grab 83-6 by his arm and get him back to the pool's edges. Hektor then quickly examined 83-6's wounds. A large number of his scales were torn off, and some were barely hanging off, some even penetrated his flesh. He also was suffering from internal bleeding and major blood loss.
Some of his fangs were missing, but those would grow back. He also had from how it looked multiple broken bones. His leg and arm bones were likely cracked, and he cold feel several ribs shattered. He was also nearly drowned, and was barely even breathing. The fire on his tail was also out. And 83-6 was twitching, which aside from his breathing was his only movement.
Hektor's breathing intensified, and he said to the grunts "Get... out." One of the grunts then said "Sir, we are really sor-" Hektor cut them off "I SAID GET OUT!" He said while turning his head towards them. As soon as they left and closed the door Hektor picked up 83-6's body and held him close to his chest. Hektor thought "My patience for these lunatics is wearing thin. But I just have to stand the, a bit longer, I still need more information." Hektor then took 83-6 back to his cage and did what he could to tend to his wounds. Hektor was no proper Medic, but he did what he could. He thought "Heinrich should be addressed about this."
End Chapter
Me: well then, that's another chapter done. Hey 83-6, how do you feel? 83-6: OH YEAH! I FEEL GREAT! It's not like a group of Sharpedo's just went 'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!' on me. So yeah, I'M NOT FEELING FINE YOU DAMN IDIOT! Me: Alright then, great piece of dialogue you have there. And you might be wondering about what Hektor meant by 'I still need more information'? Well, that will be answered later. So yeah, goodbye everyone. 83-6: I HATE THIS PLACE!
