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Mario Chaos Bloopers, Chapter 2
Super Mario Bros. 2
Mario: Hey, everyone. Your host, Mario, here with the Super Mario Bros. 2 installment of Mario Chaos Bloopers. Now, there were some very funny ones in this game, and the following clips are some of the funniest.
Luigi: You got that one right, bro. This first one was especially funny to our clips guy, Jet.
Jet: Rolling clip number 13804.
- Fighting the Wind -
Peach is running along a level, maybe world 1-1, when she takes off into the air with a jump. Unlike the other characters, Peach has a special hover ability, enabling her to reach places distance-wise that Luigi is able to. However, a huge gust of wind happens to blow by her, sending her flying away.
Peach: Really?!
After flying over one hundred meters, she finally hits the ground, facefirst, near Mario with her face away from the red-clad plumber. The skirt portion of her dress has ridden up a ways on her, exposing her rear end. What was there totally surprised Mario.
Mario: Wasn't expecting that.
Director: CUT!
When the scene returns to the studio the clip show is being aired at, Jet's rolling all over the place laughing very hard. Twenty seconds later he stops, gasping for breath.
Jet: Now i know how Jeff Dunham felt after the chihuahua with the incorrectly-placed stick bit.
Mario: That dog put the stick in her mouth facing frontwards instead of sideways, didn't she?
Jet: Yeah. Anyway, here's clip number 17298, showing some of the issues pulling veggies up.
- Veggie Pulling Issue, Take One -
Mario and Peach are following the grass area of world 1-1, when Mario reaches a tuft of grass. Deciding to see what's hidden under it, he grabs the leaves on top and begins to pull. However, he can't get the veggie out of the ground, pulling so hard a farting noise occurs, with a massive gust of wind that sends Peach flying away.
Mario: I hope Bowser doesn't get her.
Director: CUT!
Mario: Hey, at least that was better than clip 17299.
Jet: Rolling.
- Veggie Pulling Issue, Take Two -
Just like 17298, Mario and Peach are exploring world 1-1 when the tuft of grass is reached. Everything happens the same as in 17298, except for Peach still standing where she was, albeit without her usual dress.
Mario: That wasn't supposed to happen.
Director: CUT!
Luigi: You know, Mario, at least that wasn't as embarrasing as clip 17300.
Mario: Uh-oh.
Jet: Rolling.
- Veggie Pulling Issue, Take Three -
As with 17298 and 17299, everything up until Mario begins pulling the veggie happens exactly the same. This time, however, instead of the farting noise and wind gust, a ripping noise occurs. Startled, Mario jumps up and realizes his overalls ripped in a certain spot.
Mario: Oh, boy, this is embarrasing.
Director: CUT!
Mario: Good thing those were my number seventy-five reserve overalls.
Jet: Sure, that may have been quite embarrasing, but here's one that topped that in the humiliation factor. Rolling clip number 17301.
- Veggie Pulling Issue, Take Four -
While Mario's switching to a different pair of overalls in an unknown Subcon location, Peach reaches the troublesome veggie alone. Peach has even more trouble pulling it out compared to Mario due to a weaker strength level. Then, all of a sudden, a strange smell starts emanating.
Peach: I hope this isn't what i think it is.
Afraid of what the possible result could be, Peach lifts her dress and discovers what confirmed her worst fear: She had wet herself.
Director: CUT!
Jet's laughing even harder than before, flat on his back, when the scene returns to the clip show studio.
Mario: Nobody's perfect, as that one person says.
Luigi: Good point. Anyway, that's all for the Super Mario Bros. 2 installment of Mario Chaos Bloopers. Until next time, see you all later.