A/N:

So guys, I'm back again! Thanks for all the follows, faves, at reviews! I'm sorry the update took too long. It's because internet was being a dick, that's why I couldn't reply to your wonderful reviews either. (=o_o=) (T_T) Here's another chapter of bowling! I hope you enjoy!

I DO NOT OWN KNB OR ANY OF IT'S CHARACTERS, I ONLY OWN THIS FICTIONAL STAY BASE ON THEM. KNB SOLELY BELONGS TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER.

CHAPTER 2: The Visitors

"Kise-kun," Kuroko said blandly, still wobbling the wallet with a wad of cash in the air making Kise sweat in fear not knowing what the bluenette would do to his cold-hard cash.

"I'll give this back to you..."

The blonde gulped.

"If you promise to never come over to my house again." Kuroko continued, making Kise cry.

"Kurokocchi! That's so hard!" Kise whined.

"Do you want your wallet back or not?" The bluenette began to get inpatient.

"Okay fine! I promise." The blonde reluctantly agreed.

"Promise what?"

"I promise to never go to your house again." The blonde stated firmly, but held his tears back. "Now can I have my wallet back?"

Before Kuroko even bothered giving it back to his blonde friend, he suddenly struck a pose just after holding his beastly smile; a pose that would haunt Kise until the day he dies.

"Tres bien!" Shouted the bluenette while perfectly imitating the stature of the purple-haired male from Tokyo ghoul (Tsukiyama). Kise was left in shock. He froze in time, his bones trembled in fear, his jaw became locked in position, and his eyes were cautiously wide open. Kise was glued, even when the doorbell rang.

"Ooh! Someone's coming over!" Kuroko said cheerfully, still not over his exuberant joy of listening to the words that came out of Kise's very own mouth: ""I promise to never go to your house again".

The bluenette broke his pose but still packed his face with him and waltzed towards the living room to get the door.

Slowly opening it, he still kept that hideous smile on his face.

On Kuroko's porch stood Midorima, his lucky item, and Akashi.

"We came as soon as we could, nanodayo." Was what the carrot said.

"Midorima-kun. Ohayou." Kuroko greeted formally, which gave Midorima the creeps considering he still had that eerie smile on his face.

"Baka." The green-haired teen replied, but Kuroko couldn't even reply back because he was a little too bedazzled by the lucky item sitting on MIdorima's hand.

"Midorima-kun," he said, "Is that...?"

The lucky item glimmered upon the reflection and blinded his eyes for a moment, forcing Kuroko to squint a bit.

"Yes, it's a bowling ball." Midorima answered before Kuroko could finish his sentence. What the megane had in his hand was a very shiny bowling ball the same shade of his hair that seemed to be fresh from the store. It even has the price tag still attached to it.

"And it's...?" Kuroko asked some more.

Midorima fixed his glasses just before answering his obvious questions again. "Yes, it coincidentially happened to be the Oha-Asa's lucky item of the day."

Kuroko smiled even more creepily, for he was very excited to play bowling and "borrow" Midorima's green ball.

"Take that thing off your face, Tetsuya." Akashi ordered, slowly forcing to bring down the smile upon Kuroko's cheeks with his fingers. "It doesn't suit you."

Even after the slightly faded away smile, Midorima knows what he was thinking of just by looking at his fucking sick face.

"BAKA! THIS FUCKER OF A BOWLING BALL ISN'T INTENDED FOR PLAYING USES! nanodayo." He shouted defensively, twisting his body so that both of his arms protected his lucky item from behind and away from Kuroko's reach. Kuroko reacted to Midorima's defensive stance by raising his arms up as if he had no intentions on snatching the ball away from its daddy.

"No harm done, bro." Kuroko replied innocently, making Midorima look assuming.

Once the argument was over, there was a moment of awkward silence. But of course, it was broken by Teiko's former team captain.

"What's wrong with Ryouta?" Asked Akashi who insantly saw the blonde behind Kuroko who looked a little frightened.

"Oh, nothing. He just saw me strike a pose."

The bluenette replied and easily slipped away from them knowing that he was the cause of Kise's nightmares.

"And why are you two still in your PJs?" Akashi asked formally. He was a bit dissapointed in Kuroko for sending him such a lie of a text. "I mean, what's this supposed to even tell me?" He added before showing Kuroko the message on his red HTC just after unlocking its 10-digit passcode.

To: Me, Shintaro (green dick), Atsushi (tall dick), Daiki (black dick)

From: Tetsuya (light blue dick)

dressed up and ready to go!

hey who wants to go bowling w me and kise? (^_^)

kises payin!

gm

"Hey! What's 'light blue dick' supposed to mean?" The bluenette whined like a kid but with his poker face, which was really a sight to see.

"Ugh..." The redhead facepalmed because that was not the message he was trying to tell him. "Read the message."

Suddenly, it came to Kuroko. His style really was something - douchey to say the least.

"I- Uh... I don't know what's the problem...?" Kuroko stuttered but still kept his game face. Akashi easily became pissed and popped a vein.

He sighed.

He closed his eyes.

He concentrated.

He opened them.

He triggered his Emperor Eye.

His eyes became a bolder color of 'blood orange' and 'amber'. Fierce.

He was still standing on the porch beside Midorima and his bowling ball, but Kuroko was instantly down on his ass.

He sighed. Again.

He leaned down to make eye contact with the bluenette who just got 'ankle broken'.

He didn't blink.

Kuroko shivered.

He pointed at his screen, his finger exactly on the location the of sentence: "dressed up and ready to go!"

"Do you fucking see this?" He whispered inside of Kuroko's ear, spit drops suddenly all around it. Kuroko could hear the echoes reverb inside of his ear tunnels, causing his pupils to shrink. "What do you have to say for yourself and your PJs, Tetsuya?"

"Akashi-kun..." Kuroko whispered with fear, as he was overwhelmed by Akashi's gruesome aura.

"Yes, Tetsuya?"

"Your screen went off." Kuroko said soullesly as he stared at the black screen.

"Shit." The momentum was ruined. Akashi's aura suddenly went blank. He was completely humiliated. It was all over. "Forget it." The redhead added while standing up. "I'm

just trying to tell you that you're a dick for lying. No one lies to me. Know your place beyotch."

Kuroko was suddenly being pointed at by Akashi who was nagging him down to the bone.

"Look, you guys just came too early." Kuroko stood back up will dusting himself off.

"That's what she said!" Was what Midorima said in the background, which got him an elbow from the redhead.

"I didn't even have time to prepare myself." The bluenette reasoned, "I mean, it's like you guys just came from around the corner."

"It's not my fault I can see the future." Akashi replied, trying to win the argument.

"Okay, you know what? How about you two come inside, make yourselves at home, wait for the others to come by, and do your thing while I go prepare myself." The bluenette planned out, which the two agreed to.

Both Midorima and Akashi took their shoes off, went inside, sat on the couches, and waited for the others. Midorima unluckily took Kise's assprint seat while Akashi took Kuroko's cold seat which contained zero assprints. The bowling ball stayed sitting on Midorima's hand.

"Wait..." Akashi ordered, causing Kuroko to halt right when he was inches away from his room. "What about Ryouta?"

"Psh! Don't worry, he's a model. PJs will be the new thing when people see him bowling in them." Kuroko swatted away and went straight to his room to dress up.

Suddenly...

Awkward silence.

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