Fay: Okay, I need to know who's using which phone
Twins: I'm Dee
Unknown number: I'm Dum
Fay: Okay, thx. Wait a minute.
Dee: Thx?
Dum: What's that onee-san?
Fay: Oh, it's short for thanks.
Dee: So 'thx'is a short for thanks, and thanks is a short for thank you. That's so cool! Do you know more things like that?
Fay: Well, I don't know that many… Btw is 'by the way' and some people write 'u' instead of 'you'… Hmm I have to think about other ones… Since I only ever texted with my brother, I'm used to texting properly. He would get mad if I didn't. He once refused to give me dessert after dinner because I accidently said 'your going to school' and not 'you're going to school'.
Dee: Eeeh, so you don't know other words?
Fay: No, but I know how to do smileys! Look :D
Dee: What is :D
Fay: If you tilt your head sideways it looks like a face right?
Dee: Yeah it does!
Fay: Wait a minute… Where's Dum?
Dee: Ah, Dum is getting some explosives
Fay: … What?
Dee: Yeah, we want to test how strong these phones are so we're going to explode the third phone.
Fay: WTF o_O
Dee: Onee-san what's that? It's in capital lettres, so are you angry? Don't worry about missing out, I'll text you how it went!
Fay: That's not the point! It's my precious phone, YOU CAN'T JUST BLOW IT UP!
Dee: But it's brother's phone now. He can do whatever he wants with it, right?
Fay: No, it's…
Fay: Okay wait. It's a gift from me right? And you know, onee-san is going to be very sad when you destroy a gift. Because then I will think you didn't like my gift! And I will most probably never give you guys any gifts in the future because of that D':
Dee: No, we liked your gift! We really really liked them.
Fay: Good boy, now would you kindly stop Dum from blasting my phone to bits.
Dee: Okay, I'll tell him when he's back
Fay: No, no… why don't you go to him to stop him. That's better.
Dee: Oh there he is! Oooooooh, he found the limited edition explosives! The seller told us it creates green fire when it explodes! Green, onee-san, green!
Fay: Dee? Remember what you just promised, Dee. Dee?
Dee: He he he he
Fay: What's that Dee? Why are you answering with 'he he he he'? I'm getting worried over here...
Dee: He he he he
Fay: … Okay that's it, I'm coming to the Mansion.