Ok so here is chapter two, hope your enjoying it! And hope it works as a glee Fic, I know it's odd that Santana used to date Finn but I think it kinda works, Kurt and Rachel are best friends. Brittany is a bit of a player in this Fic too not as innocent, well was but that will be later with a lot more brittana. Anyway hope it's alright :)
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"Somebody say something!" Quinn exclaimed agitatedly, after 15 minutes of silence.
"I once ate a worm." Puck offered.
The interns looked at him in disbelief, while Finn snorted and Santana laughed, "You had five Puck not one."
Puck shrugged, "A dare was a dare."
Santana rolled her eyes, "The two of you came up with the stupidest most idiotic dares ever I heard and had the misfortune of seeing."
At the mention of dares both Brittany and Kurt perked up, "What kind?" Kurt asked.
"Is it story time?" Puck asked amused seeing that they had all the interns attention, he looked across at Rachel, "I could tell you some stories…"
"Puck don't." Finn warned.
Puck smirked, "But it's tradition Finn."
Finn scowled, "Well consider tradition broken."
"Which tradition?" Santana asked suspiciously.
"Nothing." Finn muttered glaring at Puck.
Puck rubbed his hands in anticipation, "So you kiddies what to hear some stories of Dr. Hudson in his youth?"
"Puck don't call the interns kiddies." Santana said exasperated.
"Who cares lets here the story." Kurt said eagerly.
Santana rolled her eyes and gestured to Puck to continue. Puck grinned, "Finn?"
Finn sighed in defeat and leaned against the wall, "Its not like me protesting is going to stop you anyway."
Rachel patted his leg in more amusement than sympathy and glanced at Puck, who smirked, "Looks like your girlfriend wants to hear too Finn."
"I have a name you know." Rachel said exasperated.
"So what would it be Rachel?" he asked stressing on the use of her first name, "The time Finn here got so drunk that he danced the Macarena in a hula outfit complete with coconut bra and all?"
At that everyone in the elevator laughed at Finn's expense, who was slowly turning red, Rachel giggled, "Seriously?"
"It was a dare." Finn said shrugging, he smirked at Puck, "Why don't we tell them the time you got drunk and slept with Artie Abrahams in med school?"
"What!" almost everyone screeched out, Santana and Finn both laughing out loudly at that.
"Literal you perverts!" Puck barked, he glared at Finn, "We passed out on Santana's god forsaken futon. You ass, you knew that."
Finn laughed, "Yes but sight of you and Artie wrapped around each other to fit on that awful thing would always be forever printed in my memory."
"Is that why you wanted the futon Puck?" Santana teased, "A special attachment to it?"
Puck growled at her, "You're laughing now Santana, but how about we share with the interns some of your stories?"
Santana folded her arms across her chest, "I have no stories. I think they've all heard the worst that I have done."
"Santana, Santana." Puck said in a tsk way, "I'm not talking bad I'm talking embarrassing."
"You wouldn't." Santana threatened.
"Would I?" He asked, "Let's see…."
"Puck don't you dare." Santana said.
"Santana once… no…wait all your embarrassing stories involves Finn and his bare ass!"
"Ew, I so did not need that mental image." Brittany muttered. The others nodded along with him
Santana shifted awkwardly on the floor, glancing at Finn and to her surprise he was smiling embarrassingly, "Wasn't our fault Puck didn't understand the basic concept of knocking."
"Well who knocks when they go into the back yard? Or to get into my own car. Or…."
"Okay new topic!" Santana exclaimed her face showing a slight blush, for someone who claimed ethnic people don't blush there was a pink tint to her face.
"I agree, I think its time for the interns to share some stories." Finn agreed nudging Rachel's arm encouragingly.
Rachel laughed, "Oh no I think we've heard enough to scar us all for a lifetime. No need to add mine too."
"Come on Rach." Brittany encouraged, "We'll go in rounds. Sam you start."
San glared at her, "Why don't you?"
"Save the best for last, Duh."
Kurt scoffed, "Oh please butter wouldn't melt, don't flatter yourself."
"Okay Hummel what do you have to share?"
"Keep dreaming Blondie ."
"Okay fine, how about we play truth or dare?" Brittany suggested.
"What are you 12?" Quinn asked exasperated.
"I think she just what's a kiss Fabray." Puck said amused, he smirked, "I'm game."
Quinn rolled her eyes, "Been there done that. And of course you would agree."
"You two shacked up?" Puck asked surprised gesturing to the two, he chuckled, "This place is just one passive orgy."
"And you must be the king." Finn said dryly.
"I would just like to speak for the record." Kurt spoke up, "Blaine and I? Not involved in the orgy."
"Oh please, the two of you were the first to go at it." Quinn remarked.
"Yea and were the only ones to keep it a secret." Kurt pointed out, "Besides you should not be talking about going at it."
"Not that it is any of your business Hummel, but I slept with three people since I've been here." Brittany pointed out.
"Britt." Quinn hissed, she not being comfortable with speaking about her sex life.
Brittany glanced across at Santana briefly and saw that the woman was glaring at him also, "Sorry Q. And hey that is the same amount Evans did to."
"Oh god." Rachel groaned, glancing at Sam who was now red in embarrassment and anger.
"Yes well I'm married to the Mercedes. I'm sure you don't even remember what the third one's name was." Sam remarked.
To Sam's surprise Brittany glared, "I'll have you know Evans that I do know who the last woman is. What her name is, everything… not that it is any of your business." She said abruptly stopping.
She avoided all eye contact with Santana at proceeded to pick at her fingernails.
"So truth or dare?" Puck asked eagerly.
"No!" came the answer from all angles.
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"I am starving!" Quinn complained.
"So you are always this whiny then?" Puck remarked.
Quinn glared, "Do you have food on you?"
"No." Puck answered confused.
"Well then don't speak." Quinn snapped.
Santana bit her lip in amusement. While the others chuckled, Rachel looked at Puck's affronted facial expression, "Quinn gets snappy when she's hungry."
"I noticed." Puck said dryly.
"How long again?" Kurt moaned out.
"Two hours." Blaine answered.
A series of groans were followed. "Hummel truth or dare." Brittany said.
Kurt glared at him but then sighed, "Dare. But you ask me to do anything sexual or involving nudity and I castrate you with a rusty scalp you got it?"
Brittany held up her hands in defense but then rolled her eyes, "Fine, where's the weirdest place you've had sex?"
Kurt grunted, "You're a pervert you know that right?"
"Answer the question, or I'll give you the dare." Brittany replied easily.
"In the morgue."
"What!"
"Ew!"
"That's disgusting!"
Came most of the replies, "Didn't it smell?" Sam asked.
Blaine chuckled at that, "Didn't really notice."
"That's nasty." Santana muttered disgusted.
Kurt and Blaine shrugged, Kurt looked at Rachel who was shaking her head form left to right and smirked, "Rach, truth or dare."
"I thought you're suppose to be my friend?" Rachel asked exasperated.
"Okay fine. Quinn?" Kurt asked turning his attention to her.
Quinn groaned, "That's not fair."
"Life isn't fair. Quick truth or dare." Kurt said shortly.
Quinn rolled her eyes, "Truth."
"Figured you'd say that." Kurt muttered, she grinned, "Have you ever made out with someone you really shouldn't have?"
Quinn glared at him, "You are going straight to hell you know that?"
"Apparently I'll be seeing you there." Kurt smirked knowingly at Quinn's guilty expression.
"Okay fine! I was twenty and in collage. It was my lecturer."
"Wow." All then men in the room stated.
Quinn rolled her eyes at that, when Puck spoke, "Were you drunk?"
"I already answered my question." Quinn said simply, "Okay Dr. Puckerman. Truth or Dare."
"Dare." Puck smirked, "Let's see how evil you really are Fabray."
Quinn grinned, "You'd be surprised. I'll give you some leeway. Kiss one of the guys."
"No!" All the men protested at once.
"Quinn that is nasty!" Sam exclaimed, before adding no offence to Kurt and Blaine.
"I am not kissing any dudes!" Puck said disgusted.
"I second it!" Sam remarked.
"Don't even think about coming anywhere near me Puck, I may be gay but no chance." Blaine muttered darkly.
"Finn and Puck kissed already." Santana said suddenly.
At once everyone's head whipped around to look at her, Puck and Finn glared, "Santana!"
"See Rach everyone's twisted." Kurt remarked amused.
"We were drunk!" Finn exclaimed, " And we were young!"
"I don't even remember it!" Puck remarked.
"Wow you guys really did stupid things when you're drunk." Brittany said amused.
"Like you haven't done anything stupid when you were drunk Pierce." Finn remarked.
Brittany chuckled, "I never said I didn't."
"Okay seeing that Dr. Lopez answered Dr. Puckerman's truth, it's your turn." Quinn stated looking at Santana.
Santana grinned evilly at which both Puck and Finn groaned, "If you think Quinn's evil, she's nothing compared to Santana."
Puck nodded in agreement, "Who do you think got us in the hula outfits in the first place?"
Quinn chuckled, as the others all looked at cautiously. Santana smirked at Puck, "You can talk now cause your turn already went."
"Exactly." Puck said.
Santana looked across at her ex-boyfriend and smirked. Finn groaned, "I'm going to regret anything I ever told you aren't I?"
Santana laughed, "Oh yea."
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so yea that's chapter two, let me know what you think :)
cheers!