Jean Grey's Diary
Chapter 2
Dear Diary,
I am afraid of clowns. And by clowns, I mean one in particular: The Joker. Seriously, how he looks and that god-awful laugh of his… eeewww. He really scares me. And why does he spray people with that patented gas of his? And that gruesome smile frozen on their faces? Oh dear God
Seriously, I know the JLA has a lot of scary-looking bad guys, but Joker is by far the scariest in all of the DC Universe. What's worse? He's inspired that psycho Carnage to admire him plus that balloon-carrying floating fetish clown from that Stephen King book is exactly like him. I mean, clowns aren't that funny in the DC world. AT ALL.
Well, Deadpool definitely knows how to cheer me up, but he's a different story
My point is to all who's reading this: STAY AWAY FROM HIM. He is by far Batman's most despicable enemy yet and he's done such horrific unspeakable things in the past, there's no wonder the poor guy is so bitter. And if you happen to run into the clown… RUN. RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN and DON'T EVER LOOK BACK
Ok, I'm calm now. Hippolyta's rubbing my back and giving me a cup of tea, assuring me it was all a bad dream. God, I hope so…