In Art, the song "I Kissed A Girl" came on and all of the boys in our class were talking about how they would react if their girlfriends ever did that. Of course they had thought it was disgusting (bunch of homophobes), but anyways it had me thinking, what would Marshall do?

WWMD?

It sucks, but who cares. I can totally imagine it.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ADVENTURE TIME OR ITS CHARACTERS. I ALSO DON'T OWN KATY PERRY..IF I DID, SHE'D STILL BE WITH RUSSELL BRAND!

I Kissed A Girl – Katy Perry

"So what did you want to tell me MarMar?" Marshall questioned as he got comfortable in his seat.

Marceline had called Marshall up and demanded that they met up as soon as possible because she had to tell him something. Marshall had agreed and recommended Wildberry, a place that sold "the best frozen yogurt and meat", as the meeting place for the two. Marceline didn't care where they met up as long as they met up and was able to get her confession off her chest, so she agreed without a second's thought.

"Marshall, I know you're gonna be reallll mad at me, but…" Marceline began as she bit her lip.

"Buttt?" Marshall encouraged as he licked the spoon that had a little bit of frozen yogurt left on it.

"Buttt….BONNIE AND I ACCIDENTLY KISSED." Marceline blurted out, blushing when the deed was done.

Marshall dropped his spoon and stared at Marceline in shock. A tense silence soon enveloped between the two as Marshall Lee continued to stare at her while Marceline looked towards the side, uncomfortable under Marshall's constant stare. After a while, Marceline spoke up and wondered, "Well?"

"I can't believe you." Marshall replied.

"I know, I'm sorry. It just happened." Marceline began to apologize until Marshall put his hand up to stop her.

"No, you don't know. I can't believe you did this...and not in front of me! MARCELINE DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE DREAMED OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPENING? YA KNOW HOW RARE IT IS FOR A MALE TO SEE TWO STRAIGHT GIRLS KISS IN FRONT THEM? IT'S…IT'S….IT'S ARCEUS RARE, OKAY? YOU'RE SO INCONSIDERATE. THAT WAS MY DREAM! MY FLIPPING DREAM! AND…AND…AND YOU RUINED IT." Marshall sobbed, "Why? WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"

"Marshall, this is why I can't ever take you seriously." Marceline deadpanned as Marshall continued to cry.

"MY DREAM!" he wailed causing other customer to look at them.

"Maybe if you kiss Bubba I'll do it in front of you."

"Hmm... I might actually take that into consideration. Just think of the trauma it might cause him!" Marshall rubbed his together, a menacing smile slowly spreading across his face.

No, but seriously I'm done.

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