It was a long flight. Day turned to night, and it was time for the in flight movie.
"Attention passengers!" said the lady over a microphone. "And fellow Transylvanians!" She whispered while covering the mircrophone with her hand. She was in the front secton with Riff and everyone else.
"Tonight's inflight movie is the Big Lebowski! Hmmm says here it's rated R. Kids should look away. Ah...Jeff Bridges! He's a funny fellow. Ooohh John Goodman! He's pretty good too. Hmm directed by the Coen Brothers. Neat!"
The movie started and everyone watched on the little screens.
"I love this movie, Frankie!" said Columbia.
"I know. That Jeff Bridges is to die for! He is such a cutie!"
After the movie ended, everyone went to sleep. Riff's section of the plane was so lavish, that when it was time to sleep, there was enough space for the seats to automatically recline so they were like beds. Even blankets and pillows were given to them. Everyone who was sitting next to someone slept with that person, which meant Eddie slept by himself.
The next morning, everyone woke up. They would arrive later that night. The flight ladies were serving breakfast.
"Good morning passengers! And Transylvanians, this morning's in flight movie is The Room! Hmmm worst movie ever made...Cult favorite...made by Tommy wisa...weesaa,wisasaue...whatever."
"Hmmm I never heard of this movie, Riff." said Magenta.
"It must be one of those weird earth ones."
After the movie was over, everyone was served lunch.
"Lunch time! Courtesy of Hot wok in...huntington beach california? Hmm...that's weird." the lady said.
Meanwhile, back at the castle...
All the women were just exploring the castle, all its nooks and crannys.
"Hey check this out!" said Ansalong going into one room. It was the zen room.
"This place feels...and smells so relaxing!"
Meanwhile Nation examined a strange looking door.
"Hmmm, what's in here?"
She opened it, and inside was a hall of mirrors. All the walls, floor, and ceiling were made out of mirrors. She stepped inside, and tripped. The door closed behind her, the back side being mirrors as well.
"Uh oh! HEEELLLP!"
Meanwhile Janet was looking at an odd looking door.
"Hmm strange. I wonder what the swirly symbol means."
She opened it up, and immidiently got sucked in. She screamed as she got sucked into the vortex.
Ansalong heard a scream, and she walked around in the hall.
"Jan, is that you?"
She walked over to the swirly door.
"Hmmm. Is she in here?" She said opening the door.
"WHOA!" She yelped getting sucked in.
Back in the plane, it was time for the final decent. The plane landed in an airport in Japan. Everyone got off, and Riff Raff and the others were walking to the baggage claim.
"Whoa." said Frank looking around. "This place is so...preculiar."
"Master, I thought you knew about this place. It was on the earth exam you issued." Said Riff Raff.
"Well, I just based the questions on what the Transylvanian explorers discovered."
"Oh my god!" said Columbia. "This place whole place is so fricken adorable, Genta!"
"Hmmm...it is certainly a place you would fall in love with...god I need a drink."
"We'll get one as soon as we check into our hotel, darling." said Riff Raff.
Richy and Nellie were so surprised about the place. It was not what they were expecting.
"Damn." said Eddie. "The girls are pretty hot..."
Columbia scowled.
"Uh...but not as hot as you, babe!"
"Wow Spike...this place is so cool!" said Mimi.
"I know..."
They all went to the baggage claim and collected their suitcases. After doing so, they went outside to see a limo, and a Japanese man holding a sign, that read "Richy and Co."
"Oh Richy! A Limo? for us?" gushed Nellie.
"Anything for my most, darling, sexy, beautiful, fabulous sister!"
They all got in. As they drove, everyone was astounded by the city. After a bit of driving, they reached their lavish hotel. The staff quickly carried the bags up to their rooms. Once everyone got to the room, they were surprised once again.
"Whoa." said Frank. "I should really consider redoing the castle like this room!"
The room was a lavish japanese styled hotel room, with paper sliding doors and all. there were four bedrooms, each with one two person bed. there was a living room on the center, and two bathrooms. the room in front of the living room was a dining room.
"Okay we are all settled in!" said Columbia. "Now let's go shopping!"
"Hmmm. I think Mimikins and I are going to stay for some alone time." said Spike.
"I am going to the spa." said Eddie.
"Me too!" said Frank.
"Richy and I will go!"
"Oh most definitely! They have the cutest outfits in these stores, they're like...oh my gosh."
"I'll go with you Columbia." said Magenta.
"Hee hee, okay BFF! Riff, are you coming too?"
"Well...I guess I could come to take Magenta to an arcade..."
"YES! Of Riff! Do you mean it!"
"Of course. Sure, why not?"
"Well then let's go! Come on!"
Riff Raff, Magenta, Columbia, Richy and Nellie left the room. Frank and Eddie also left to go to the spa. Mimi and Spike were alone.
"So Mimikins, want to play a little game?" asked Spike.
"Am I going to beat you at it like last time."
"Ha ha ha, not a chance."
Meanwhile Riff and the others were walking down the street.
"Now Genta, Me and the kids will go pick out some outfits, you and Riff go find an arcade!"
"Alright. Come on Riff! I think I see one over there!"
Magenta grabbed her huband's hand and pulled him down the sidewalk and into an arcade filled with UFO catchers.
"My word." said Riff Raff. "What are all these strange devices?"
"They are some kind of claw machine, dear. you put money in, and you get a chance to win a prize."
"That is a load of...hang on...what's this?"
Riff Raff walked up to a ufo Catcher filled with plsuh characters of Winslow from Phantom of the Paradise.
"Hello...I don't have these in my collection..."
"Then why don't you win them?"
"How do I play?"
Magenta put two Transylvanian coins in the machine. The coins were designed to work as any currency.
"I think you move the joystick to move the claw over the prize."
"Okay." Said Riff Raff doing just that.
"Now push the button to make it go down."
"Alright."
The claw went all the way down and clamped right on the plush. it picked it up, and carried it back to the chute.
"Ha ha! Yes! I did it!" Said Riff Raff happily as he collected the prize.
They moved on to the next one.
"Hmmm. Crayon Shin Chan. I have never heard of these characters."
"Neither have I."
Meanwhile, Frank and Eddie were walking toward the spa. it was a long hall, but when they got to the end of it, they reached a beautiful, paradise like room, with a water fall of warm water pouring into the steamy spa.
"Whoa."
They both took off their towels and stepped in.
"Aaaahhhh." They both said. After a whole ten minutes in the relaxing water, a couple of japanese girls walked in.
"Sumimasen, watashitachi wa anata ni sanka dekimasu ka?"
"Excuse me?"
They both smiled and removed their towels. Frank and Eddie were shocked. They got in and joined them.
back in the hotel room, Spike and Mimi were having sex.
"I'm beating you!" giggle Mimi.
"No your not!"
"Yes...I...AAAMMM!"
"Ooooohhh AHH!" Yelped Spike.
"Ha ha ha! Beat you!"
"Beginners luck."
"Yeah, that must be it."
Meanwhile Riff Raff and Magenta were walking back to the store, holding a big bag of prizes. Columbia, Richy, and Nellie ran up to them. Richy and Nellie were wearing japenese school uniforms. Columbia was wearing some crazy pink top with a large frizzy skirt. She was also wearing some long black boots and socks.
"Hi guys! You have to try on these outfits on!"
"Uhhh...okay."
5 minutes later...
Magenta walked out wearing a black, gothic dress that stopped at the knees. She was also wearing long, black socks and boots. she also wore a black gothic hat.
Riff Raff was wearing a black Kimono outfit. It had a dragon design on the back.
"Ooohh! You two look so cute!" squealed Columbia. "Let's go in that shop over there!" She said pointing to a shop with the name: "Odoroku bakari no richādo no shoppu"
They walked over and went inside. Columbia and the others went up to the shop keeper.
"Moshimoshi." Columbia giggled. "Do you have any thing super cute?"
The man turned around, and to her suprise, it was Richard, but it appeared he grew some kind of fu man chu mustached and beard.
"Wha?...Richard is that you?"
"Uh...who's asking?"
"It's me Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta, Richy, and Nellie from america!...What are you doing here in Japan?"
Patricia walked in the room.
"Oh...what are they doing here?"
"What are you doing here?"
"Come in the back with us, and we will tell you."
Meanwhile Spike and Nellie were napping. Eddie and Frank quietly came in the room with the girls.
"I don't know about this Frank. I mean...I don't want to cheat on Columbia."
"Okay you big baby!" Frank said taking the girls into one of the rooms.
Meanwhile in the back area of the shop...
"So what are you doing here?" asked Columbia.
"Well you see..." Patricia began. "It began when Richard sold a man a very rare, dangerous curse kit."
"I thought it would be okay..."
"Well it wasn't!" Hissed Patricia. "That curse could be used to enslave the entire world!"
Everyone's eyes widened.
"I mean, any other kit, and it would be fine, because it would be powerless, and sold just for fun. But that particular kit...it contained an ancient stone mask, capable of extreme power, combine with what was in the kit."
"Why is the mask so powerful?" asked Riff Raff.
"Well, a long time ago in ancient Egypt, the mask was said to be carved by a terrible, horrific demon. The demon itself was said to in habit it, and use as a host for anyone who was to wear it. The scary part about this demon, was that while most evil people or spirits would destroy and cause chaos with the intent to increase their power or wealth, this eveil demon destroyed for the reason just because he enjoyed it. He had no compassion whatsoever for life, and felt joy in destroying it. With the curse, and that mask, whoever performed such a curse would be unstoppable. So we fled Denton, and moved here because we would be blamed for starting all of this."
"But you probably sold it to a clueless earthling. They would have no idea how to use it."
"I sold it to a guy named Bert Schnick."
Richy and Nellie gasped.
"Bert Schnick!" said Nellie. "He was the guy who attacked us at Denton Studios! He must be trying to bring Vienna Beef back to life!"
"Wait...no..." Said Richy. "That cat is blind! He couldn't even tie his own shoe. And besides, Farley, and Ricky are still dead. And I guess we are allied with Nation and Ansalong, so there is nobody to help him."
"We can only hope..."said Richard. "But anyway, what are you doing here?"
"Oh!" said Nellie. "Richy and I are getting married! And we are having our wedding here!"
"Oh wow! Congratz!" said Patricia. "If there is any wedding outfits you want to rent here, we will be happy to give you a discount!"
"Wow Thanks so much!"
"Aw you're welcome. And by the way...nice outfits."
"Thank you!" said Columbia. "And by the way...nice stache, Richard."
"Ha ha ha, yeah thanks. My wife begged me to grow it."
"Because it's cute." Said Patricia kissing him on the cheek.
"Okay, I want to take a look around!" said Richy.
"Feel free!" said Richard.
Meanwhile...
"Oh great demon of destruction, I beg of your power! Bring back this mistress, bring her back from the abyss, and lend her your strength!" Bert chanted. The stone mask was on Vienna's dead face.
"I command you!"
The stone mask absorbed into her dead face. Vienna's body started to rot, until it was brown, rotten, and corpse like. Vienna hopped off the table.
"You idiot! Can't do anything right!" Vienna screamed, strangling the man. "It's going to take forever to regenerate myself!"
"My mistress! It worked! I brought you back!"
"You shit head! You chanted the curse wrong! I was only supposed to regenerate a little bit, but now it will take forever! Give me one good reason why you should keep your soul. Go."
"Well..I uh you see I uh...please...I would do anything for you."
"Hmmm alright. You have to find me some victims so I can regenerate."
"Yes Ma'am! Right away!"
Bert quickly left the room. Another man came in the room from a different door.
"Bert did you use the braille I...whoa." said Brad Majors.
"Well well well, who are you?"
"Oh...I am Brad Majors."
"I don't know who you are. Why are you here?"
"To get revenge on that Eddie and all his friends for stealing away my Janet!"
"Hmmm! I think we can help each other out..."