Hello, fellow fanfictioners! AK has returned! :D

Yeah, so, the first chapter isn't that great, and I agree that there's not much story to it. Hopefully I've made more of a story in this chapter. Practice makes perfect.

I am seriously sorry to anyone who is offended by this kind of thing. I'm just writing it to be goofy and have fun. But, y'know, if you don't like it, then just don't read it. I'm not holding a gun to your head.

I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING! Except for the plot and Manly McBufferstein's name.
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Our next episode finds us at Kirby's house. Wait, we're at Kabu Canyon? What's a kabu? Is it those little spinny dudes? Well, hey, they're in a Kirby game, so I guess they're okay maybe I dunno.

"So why are we here?" asked Lord Raspyvoice - I mean, Tuff. Why is his name Tuff, anyway? He doesn't seem tough to me.

"Because," replied Meta Knight as he counted his money. "I have to make a bank deposit at the National Bank of Nationality."

"Seems legit," commented Lady Brattysnob - I mean, Tiff, who was magically alive again because the magic of cartoons.

"Wait, are you saying that Kabu is the National Bank of Nationality?" asked Tiff.

Meta Knight stopped walking. Then he pulled out a taco and took a bite very slowly.

"Umm, how are you doing tha-"

"NO QUESTIONS UNTIL AFTER THE TOUR, MA'AM." Meta Knight threw his taco at Tiff's face.

So they went to Kabu's mouth and walked into him or something I DON'T FREAKING KNOW. Then Meta Knight deposited his two gold doubloons as a choir sang, "TWO GOLD DOUBLOONS!"

"Where'd ya get those anyway, Meta Knight?" Tuff inquired.

"My dearest friend. She lives very far away. So far away that you can't meet her so shut up."

Meta Knight turned his back. And then he turned back around, but oh no, his two gold doubloons were missing.

He got down on his nonexistent knees and screamed to the heavens, "NOOOOOOO! I WAS GONNA USE THAT MONEY TO BUY MORE TACOS!"

The 4kids gods laughed at Meta Knight. They hate tacos.

"What should we do?"asked Tuff.

"Maybe this is my time to shine!" exclaimed Lady Brattysnob. "Now I can finally have my own show!"

Just then a cinnamon bun smacked into Tiff's face, and she fainted due to her irrational fear of baked goods.
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Our next scene is Kirby's house - Wait, we're at the freakin' castle? I don't get paid enough for this job.

"Hey, King Dedede! Guess what!" exclaimed Manly McBufferstein.

"What is it...y'all?" the penguin king asked.

"You've got mail!"

King Dedede was so freakin' excited that he started to sing, "Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me wanna wag my tail! When it comes I wanna wail, MMMAAAAAIIIILLL...y'all!"

"Just take the stupid letter." Manly McBufferstein thrust the letter into King Dedede's penguin flipper-hand.

The letter said,

"Dear King Whatsyourface,

Why was I in only one episode? I said I'd be back, so ta-da, I'm back! Also I raided your fridge. And the National Bank of Nationality. And your fridge.

Sincerely,

Me

P.S. By the way, this is Yamikage"

King Dedede was flabbergasted. His fridge had been raided!

He got down on his nonexistent knees and screamed to the heavens, "NOOOOOOOO...y'all!"
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So, now we're at Kirby's house. Wait, we seriously are? REALLY?! Whaddaya mean you're joking? Curse you, sweaty writers and your sweaty writer workshop!

Okay, so apparently we're in Tiff and Tuff's room.

"Tuff, I've thought long and hard about something," Tiff said to her stupid brother.

"Wow. You actually thought? Good job, sis. See? Those logic classes are working."

"I'M THE MOST LOGICAL CHARACTER IN THE SHOW!"

"What about Meta Knight? He's pretty logical."

Tiff decided to ignore Lord Raspyvoice and continued. "I don't want to be the brat anymore. Starting now, I am no longer Tiff! I am Fumu! Fumu the warrior princess!"

Suddenly, another cinnamon bun hit Tiff-Fumu-WHATEVER in the face.

Tuff looked up into the sky and screamed, "THANK YOU!"
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"Sorry, Triple D, but we just don't sell magical talking sailboats!" said CS. King Dedede frowned.

"I wouldn't advise you sailing away, either. That won't solve your ninja problem. What you need is Ninja Repellent!" CS held up a ginormous canister of Ninja Repellent.

"That's amazin'...y'all! How much is it...y'all?"

"Oh, it's on 's only 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollar bills with your face on them."

If King Dedede was a soccer mom, he wouldn't have fallen for that sale scam. But fortunately for CS, Dedede wasn't a soccer mom.

"SOLD...Y'ALL!" he hollered. Then CS did that annoying laugh of his and like, exploded er sumthin.

King Dedede was so happy that that pesky ninja wouldn't be raidin' his fridge no more. He was so happy that his face looked like that Awesome Face meme.
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Okay, so now we're at Kirby's house - OH COME THE HECK ON WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER UUUUUGGGHHHH!

So, now we're in Crappy Town (hahaha that was a joke) and the potato sack-gyroids are...doing potato sack-gyroid things.

All of a sudden, a cloud of smoke appears! When it clears, it reveals an evil ninja dude and his name is Yamikage!

"Everyone. All your coins are belong to us," he said.

"Us? But there's only one of you," pointed out Salvatore. Y'know, good ol' Salvatore.

"Or is there? COME FORTH FROM THE SHADOWS, EVIL NINJA MINIONS!"

Suddenly, lots of ninjas came forth from the shadows!

"But mistah! We're not supposed to hand ovah money to creepy ninjas!" said that potato sack-gyroid with a Boston accent. We'll call him Macaroni And Cheese.

"But you're not handing us money. You're handing us gold doubloons and allowing us to raid your fridges," explained the very honest Yamikage.

"YUPOKAY," said all of the foolish crappies.

"MUAHAHAHAHA! NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW! Unless if Kirby shows up. BUT HE QUIT! SO MUAHAHAHAHA!"
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I'm not even gonna bother. Wait. We ARE at Kirby's house? Oh, thank goodness! Finally! The part I can enjoy-

"HEY! WHAT'RE YA DOIN' IN MAH HOUSE, KIRBEH?!" Oh, great. It's that booger again. And he's harming Kirby! Better go warm up my "ITHOUGHTIKILLEDYOULASTTIME" ray.

"Poyo," Kirby told that dumb bird.

Tokkori gasped. "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!"

This made Kirby cry, because he doesn't have a mom.

Don't worry, Kirby.

I will be your mom.

So then AK zapped Tokkori with her "YOUMADEKIRBYCRYSOIWILLKILLYOU" ray.

Then Kirby stopped crying and smiled with his Kirby mouth. Unfortunately, Kirby's smile quickly turned upside down when he heard the ear-piercing shriek of Tiff again.

"KKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRBBBYYYYYYYYY! THERE'S AN EVIL NINJA DEEEEEMOOOON! KIIIIILLL IIIIIIITTTT!"

"Oh, crap," Kirby mumbled. He didn't feel like saying 'poyo'.

"DO MY BIDDING, PINK ONE!" screeched Tiff in her Tiff voice. I still hate your stupid Tiff voice, Tiff.

And then the ninja dude appeared! "Hey, Kirbster," Yamikage greeted.

"Kirbster? Is that what you think of me?" Kirby started to cry again. I think Kirby's had a bit too much Lon Lon Milk today.

"Oh, sorry, dude, didn't mean-"

"LIES!" Kirby screamed. "FIGHT ME, EVIL SNACK NINJA!"

Yamikage shrugged his ninja shoulders. "Sure, if that's what you want."

Now Kirby needed a copy ability. Suddenly, by pure coincidence, a sword fell from the heavens. He inhaled the sword and became...

CLEANING KIRBY!

Okay, not really. He became sword is, like, one of the best copy abilities EVER.

"I will defeat you, Kirby!"

"How about you don't?

"Oh, sure. Oh no, I'm dead! ACK!" Yamikage then exploded because funny jokes.

"Hooray!" everyone cheered. Then Meta Knight noticed something.

"Kirby, that's not the sword you usually use."

"Oh, yeah. Here, 4kids gods!" Kirby spit out the sword and it rocketed back up into the sky.

"But what about my two gold doubloons?" Meta Knight whined like a 5-year-old schoolgirl.

"And what about mah fridge...y'all?" asked King Dedede, who just magically appeared.

"AND WHO KEEPS THROWING THESE CINNAMON BUNS AT MY FACE-" Then another cinnamon bun smacked Tiff in the face and she passed out. Tuff giggled like a ninny.

"Well, I guess I'll see you guys around," said Kirby. All of a sudden, the 4kids gods sent Kirby a note that said,

"Do the freakin' show or we'll raid you fridge."

Kirby gulped and said in a squeaky voice, "On second thought, maybe season two will have good paychecks."

Everyone laughed at Kirby's amazing joke.
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"Well? Where are they?" hollered a pirate girl.

"Right here, Miss Tetra," replied the 4kids gods as they handed Tetra her reward of two gold doubloons.

"Finally! Thank the goddesses they didn't make a Wind Waker anime, else we'd have to be dubbed by you freaks! C'mon, Link. Hey, where are all of the cinnamon buns? I TOLD YOU TO HOLD THEM, YOU CLUMSY IDIOT!"

Link shrugged his shoulders and pointed towards the land below.

"You dropped them? What an idiot. Hey, where's your sword?"

Then Link's sword shot back up and impaled his face.

"Oh," Tetra said. "You found it."

CREDITS

Kirby...Adorable
Tiff...Fumu the Warrior Princess
Tuff...The Giggling Ninny
Meta Knight...The 5-Year-Old Schoolgirl
King Dedede...Steve from Blues Clues
Yamikage...Evil Snack Ninja
Link...The Hero of the Wind
Tetra...Argh, Matey
ArtisticKirby...I'm Not Obsessed with Zelda, Nope
Everyone Else...The Rejects
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Congratulations! You made it to the end! Here, have a chocolate coin. *AK hands you a chocolate coin* Just keep that away from Tetra.

I'm working on a couple other fanfics, and I'll probably continue this one if I can think of any more funny things. I'm hoping to update pretty consistently. :D

Thanks so much for taking the time to read this! As always, you can review if you want, I'm not forcin' ya. :)
~ArtisticKirby