True to his word Tony dragged Steve back to the same bar the next weekend.
Steve grumbled as they walked in and Tony dragged him to where Clint, Bruce, Natasha and Pepper were seated.
"I thought this was the guys thing?" he asked and Natasha smirked. "Tony is buying all the drinks…who argues about free stuff?" she asked.
Tony smirked back. "Yeah but there is a price you need to pay too my little crazy spider" he said cheekily after having a drink.
"What price Stark?" the red-head asked dangerously. Tony simply smirked at her. "Just sing one song for me Natasha…I'll then call it even" he said.
"Hell no!" Nat immediately spat and Clint put his hand out. "I told you she'd never do it Stark…Nat's never any fun" he said.
Nat's eyes darkened at him. "What the hell did you say Barton?" she spat and Clint smiled at her. "You heard me Romanov…I sang with the guys last weekend…it was stupid…but then life sucks and were gonna die eventually so might as well have some fun once in our lives" he said.
"That's the spirit big bird…you get another drink" Tony said and got him a drink making Clint laugh.
Natasha folded her arms and glared at him. "Their right Natasaha" Bruce piped up and Nat gave him a questionable look.
"Really doc? You agree with the drunken idiots" she asked.
He shrugged. "Tony won't let me near any labs less I come out every weekend…but I have to admit…I kind of am having fun" he said.
Tony clapped his shoulder with a grin. "Course you are Brucey….your with the awesome Tony Stark" he said.
Nat rolled her eyes and Tony slid her drink away. "You got your one free drink spider…just sing one song and you can have as many drinks you can take" he said.
"Plus you have to buy me a dozen new weapons" she added. Tony smirked and nodded. "Fine…now sing for me spidey" he cooed.
"I'll join you Nat" Pepper said as she looked at her. "Ooh Peppy and Spidey…it must be my birthday!" Tony clapped with a childish smirked.
Okay I tried to copy and paste lyrics but as stated chapter 1. Microsoft sucks and is a whiny witch when I do. Song is born this way for the ladies.
"I'm beautiful in my way, cause God makes no mistakes, I'm on my right track baby, I was born this way
Ooh their aint no other way, baby I was born this way!
The Avengers -minus Thor- clapped and cheered for the girls. Tony whistled and ran for the stage. He grabbed Pepper and kissed her. "That's my baby girl…I love it when you sing for poppa" he growled.
Pepper chuckled and playfully patted his cheek. "Yeah don't get used to it Tony" she said and he gaped at her.
"Aw don't say that Pep!" he cried. "Nat come on…you liked it right?" he asked.
"I just did it for the weapons and drinks Stark…be prepared next week…I go expensive" she said and walked away. She sat on Clint hard and he cried out in pain.
"Tell me I'm no fun Barton…I dare you" she hissed. "Oh, your loads of fun Nat…you evil woman" he hissed then he pulled her to him sharply and kissed her.
Steve sighed. "I work with children" he moaned. "But were fun children Stevey!" Tony cried and clapped his shoulder.
"Shall we go drunk bowling now?" he asked and Steve sighed again.