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I decided to continue this story.
Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Naruto Or It's Characters
Warnings: This story will contain language, Yaoi, lemons, and possible violence/gore.
Invisible Mission Scroll
Chapter 2: Six Hours
Deidara didn't worry a lot but, when he couldn't find his partner after three hours he knew there was something wrong. Ok, Hidan is immortal so he is either in a never ending fight with another immortal, lost, or sacrificing some poor person he so happened to stumble upon during his journey. There isn't a lot of immortals so the first one most likely didn't happen. So, he is either lost or in the middle of a sacrifice. Well maybe I could just make a bird and look for the idiot.
Deidara moved his hand inside his clay pouch and let the hand mouth chew a good amount of clay. Once the mouth was done chewing he molded it into a bird. Deidara threw the bird to the ground and formed a single hand sign to make the bird become larger.
"Now, let me go find Hidan, un!" Deidara jumped onto the bird's back and flew up into the sky. He moved the hair out of his left eye to show a scope. He used to the scope to zero in on certain locations where he thought he saw the silver haired immortal. This is going to take forever.
SIX HOURS LATER
"That's it I give up. I've been out looking for this moron for SIX HOURS and what do I find, un.? NOTHING! URRGGG! Forget it I'll just go to the hotel we were supposed to stop at and write an apology to leader saying I lost the Jashinist, hmm! Great, I can see it now, 'Dear leader, sorry to inform you that while on my mission I seemed to have misplaced my partner. Sorry for the loss, I will help you in your search for a replacement.' Yep, Leader will kill me, un."
After another hour of ranting Deidara finally made it to the Hotel. Once in the lobby he saw the most irritating thing in history, Hidan.
"HIDAN! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, UN!" The immortal turned around and smirked at the blonde. Deidara felt his eyebrow twitch at that. Stupid, immortal asshole.
"Oh me?" Hidan just lifted is finger pointing to where his feet were planted to the ground. "Here. I've been waiting for you for seven fucking hours. Where the hell were you?"
"ME? ME? I WAS ON MY FRICKING BIRD LOOKING FOR YOU, UN! I'VE BEEN OUT LOOKING FOR YOU FOR MORE THAN SIX HOURS STRAIGHT, HMMM! THEN WHEN I GIVE UP AND HERE YOU ARE, IN THE FUCKING HOTEL ASKING ME WHERE THE HELL I HAVE BEEN, UN?" Close to the middle of the rant most of the people in the lobby turned to gap at the fuming artist. By the end, everyone was staring at the blonde with wide eyes.
Hidan aproached the fuming artist and put his hand on his shoulder. "I couldn't find you so, i went to the Hotel knowing that you would come here and we could meet back up. Now, chill the fuck out and lets get a room." Hidan surprisingly was calm.
"Ok, hmmm." Deidara looked towards the ground before mumbling, "I-I guess I'm s-sorry for yelling at you." He could feel himself blushing. Why the hell am I blushing? It's just Hidan. Normally I only blush around Sasori-danna. Maybe I'm just starting to get sick.
"I'm sorry what did you just fucking say?" Hidan had a wide smile on his face. Now he had heard what Deidara said he just wanted to hear the artist say it again.
Deidara blushed more and then sighed. "Hidan, I s-said i was s-sorry for yelling at you, un."
"You know Blondie, your fucking cute when you blush." Hidan just ruffled Deidara's hair and left towards the front desk leaving a gaping blonde behind.
Did Hidan just call me cute? Ok, I must be getting sick. Deidara then walk up to Hidan who was holding out a room key. He grabbed the key then headed to the room numbered on it. When he opened the door he noticed one small problem. There was one bed but, that wasn't the main problem. The bed was a small, must likely meant for one person.
"Um, Hida-kun there is only one bed and I'm not sleeping on the couch. The last time I did that my back was so sore Sasori-danna had to carry me all the way back to the base, hmm."
"Fine, I'll let the princess sleep on the bed and i will take the fucking couch."
"Thanks, un!" Deidara then ran over to Hidan and hugged him. After a few seconds he felt arms encircle his waist. "Umm, H-hidan can you let me go?" Deidara swore that if he was blushing right now he was coming to torture the immortal.
"I don't think I fucking can, Blondie"
"Wha-" Deidara was cut off by a hard kiss. What is Hidan doing? Deidara started to struggle but Hidan just pulled him into his arms tighter. I can't get free. I don't want this but at the same time this is my first kiss, why waste it? He slowly started to moved his lips against Hidan's. He gasped when he felt Hidan's tongue move across his lips. The gasp was all Hidan needed to push his tongue pasted the shocked blondes lips. Deidara shyly started to fight Hidan in a battle for dominance that he quickly lost. He felt the immortals tongue search every place in his mouth. When the tongue came back to play with his he let out a little moan. The moan seemed to have reminded him who this was and what he was going. He detached his mouth from Hidan's and quickly pulled away.
"Why did you do that,un!"
"Because I fucking wanted to!"
"You can't just force someone to kiss you, un!"
"It wasn't forced you kissed the fuck back!"
"N-no I didn't,hmm!" Deidara looked around the room until he saw the door that led to the bathroom and dashed inside. After he locked the door he sat down on the floor with his back to the tub. Hidan's right. It wasn't forced I kissed back but, why? Why did I kiss back? It was my first kiss but I hate him. All he does is make fun of me and the one time he doesn't he shoves his tongue down my throat. The rest of this mission is going to be soooo awkward. I think I'm going to spend the night in here. Deidara pulled of his traveling pack off and climbed into the tub. He propped the pack onto the side of the tub and laid down. He curled himself into a tight ball and closed his eyes. He went to sleep with one question on his mind.
If I went on this mission with Sasori-danna would I have lost my first kiss to him instead?
O: Bad Hidan stealing Deidara's first kiss! XD
The chapters should start getting longer farther into the plot. Sasori should be making an appearance really soon. Will Deidara tell him what happened with Hidan? Will Deidara ever leave the bathroom? Will we get a chapter of Hidan's POV? Will Hidan ever stop cursing?
Any ideas involving the plot would be thought about and if it fits would become about of the story. Suggestions are wanted and welcomed. Flames will be overlooked. Any questions would be happily answer.
Plot twist involving another pairing with Deidara may happen. So if there is anyone who you think would be a good pair for Deidara and would spice up the story please review and tell me. Maybe ItaDei or PeinDei or Mada/TobiDei?
Chapter good :D or bad D:?