I have no clue if I want to continue this XD
Anyways, I guess they say Bruce and wonk and all those thing back then.
Idk.
enjoy.
The Ninja is so awesome!" Randy exclaimed excitedly, "He saved the school once again."
"Did you see him jumping from roof to roof? He is so cool" Howard chimed in, "I wonder if we ever going to meet him."
The trio is in class working on their ABC's, Randy finished a while ago so he started to doodle the Ninja fighting robots, he is hoping a robot would attack the school again, so they can see the Ninja in action. The only time they saw the Ninja is last week when the Ninja was fighting a robotic bat that was attacking the school, why they were targeting a preschool is beyond anybody, surprisingly nobody ever questions it. Sadly, when Howard and Randy were about to get close to the battlefield they were pulled back by the teacher.
"Next time," Howard began, "we will see the Ninja in action!"
"I hope so! I want to see some of the Ninja moves he does." Randy raises his leg in front of Howard's face, "HI-YAH!"
"Hey! You almost kicked me in the face!" Howard laughed.
"I'll call it the Ninja kick!"
"Good move Cunningham!" Howard said as he raised his fist, "Check out my move! Ninja Punch!" Howard's fist connected to Randy's fist resulting in Randy falling to the ground, Tears swelled up in Randy's eyes and he starts to cry.
"Ow! Why would you do that?!" Randy cried, "That hurt!"
"Sorry..." Howard apologized and lends him his hand, "I didn't know I would hit you."
"It's okay Howard, I know you didn't mean it." Randy said.
"Are you hurt?"
Randy rubbed where Howard Ninja punched him at, A black and Blue bruise is forming on his cheek. "I'm fine."
Several of kids heard the commotion and formed a circle, they looked at Randy's bruised cheek and then at Howard who still had his hand into a fist, they all gasped at this.
"OOOO" Bucky said, "Howard punched Randy in the face!"
"It was an accident." Randy said, "He didn't mean it."
The Teacher went over to see what the commotion was all about; she took notice of Randy's bruise. She pulled Randy aside so that she can speak to him.
"Who did this to you?" She asked.
"Howard, But he didn't mean it!" Randy said defending his friend, "We were just playing around!"
"Is that so?"
Randy nods, "please don't punish him."
"I won't," The teacher began to chastise, "But you must not play like that or someone could have gotten seriously hurt, do you understand me?"
Randy nods again, "Okay."
"Good," The teacher got up and went back to her desk; Randy goes over to Howard and pats his back.
"It's all good buddy."
"Thanks Cunningham." Howard said, "Thanks for defending me."
"Welcome!"
"So what do we do now?" Randy asked.
"Want to trade lunches?" Howard said as he held up his lunch box, "Mom gave me vegetables again, which is shnasty."
"Sure! I got pudding if you want it."
Howard eyes beamed, "What flavor?"
"Chocolate."
"Give me! Give me!" Howard said holding out his hands.
Randy got out the chocolate pudding and gave it to him, to which he opened and dug his fingers inside the pudding and ate it, Randy sat down on the table and ate his snack as well, but before they can finish eating, A drill rang out through the halls. The teachers jumped up from her chair and made the children line up in a single file.
A loud crash can be heard from down the hall, everybody ran out. Once the children are outside, the teacher decided to do a headcount to see if all of the kids made it out.
She counted twelve.
Wait, they were fourteen kids in her class.
two were missing.
Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman are missing.
The two slowly approached the battle scene with glee; they were going to witness for the first time a fight between the Ninja and another robot. They could feel the excitement. They could hear a sword clashing as they got closer to the battle.
"Oh man this is so exciting!" Howard said, "We get to see the Ninja!"
Randy followed behind, "I can't wait!"
Howard peeked through a hole to a classroom where the Ninja is fighting the robot, this time it is a Robotic snake, The snake had a sharp needle on its tale. The Ninja dodged every time the snake tried to stab the Ninja.
Randy went inside the classroom to take a closer look.
"Randy are you trying to get yourself killed?! Get back here!" Howard shouted, "Get back here or were both dead!"
"I want to see!" Randy said as he got closer.
The snake took notice of Randy and slither its way towards Randy, it wraps it tail around Randy and tightens it grip on him, Randy's face started to turn blue.
Howard climbed through the hole in an effort to rescue his friend
"I'm coming Randy!"
A Ninja ring is thrown in front of Howard.
"Stay where you are Kid!"
"But my friend-" Howard started to say.
"I'll get your numbskull of a friend! Just stay put!"
The Ninja gripped his katana tightly and dashed towards the snake with full speed, he slashed the tail. Randy fell when he was released from the Snake's grip, The Ninja grabbed Randy and held onto him tightly, instead of letting him go; the Ninja dashed forward and plunged his sword into the snakes head.
"Woah!" Randy said.
The Ninja put Randy down, Randy rushes towards Howard.
"You okay Cunningham?!" Howard asked.
"Yeah."
"Thank-" Randy turned to where the Ninja was standing, he wasn't there anymore. "You."
"He vanished!" Howard exclaimed, "Aww, I wanted his autograph."
"We have to go! The teacher must be worried." Randy said.
"Oh shoot, were so going to get in trouble." Howard darted his head from left to right, "We got to go."
"But, I just said that."
"Let's go!" Howard drags Randy out of the classroom,.
"Howard..."
"Yeah Cunningham?"
"Today was so bruce!" Randy said excitedly.
