Darren's fic "Justice Collision Course" is a parody of my collaboration fic, Civil War Collision Course. Also...this chapter has a Finding Nemo reference.
Synopsis:Darren becomes a honorary Avenger.
Listening To:Thrust Through The Heavens With Your Spirit!
Reading:Superman Comics
Watching:Brave Exkaiser
Playing:Five Nights At Freddy's
Red Cover Journal, Part 1 of the Avengers Academy Chronicles:
Beware That Bump In The Night
Hello, this is Darren Cross, coming back through, currently in my new dorm room. After watching Brave Exkaiser while playing FNAF at the same time, I quickly came up with this amazing Kouta X Exkaiser story:Five Nights At Exkaiser's, and it turned out great. My roommate, Peter Parker AKA Spider-Man, took a look at it and said "Great!". He then scanned my fanfiction page, and said "Wow, Darren, I never knew you were such a fanboy!". Yes, true to his word, I am a fanboy, with a passionate love for Gurren Lagann, DC and Disney in particular. (Since MARVEL is real stuff in this story, DC made a deal with Disney instead of MARVEL.) My self-insert OC, Darren AKA Yellowjacket, is an interdimensional hero and the youngest member of the Justice League, inspired by the author I. M. Rally's self-insert OC Aggie. I someday hope to make this all-powerful OC a reality, and here's the full list of my fanfiction:
Route JLA, first installment in the By The Way saga-Complete
Five Nights At Exkaiser's-Ongoing
Yellowjacket VS The Galra Empire, second installment in the By The Way saga-Complete
Operation Sinhal, third installment in the By The Way saga-Complete
Friendship Test, fourth installment in the By The Way saga-Complete
Justice Collision Course-Complete
Calling Back Agent Z-Ongoing
World Of Cars, fifth installment in the By The Way saga-Complete
Yellowjacket VS The First Order, sixth installment in the By The Way saga-Ongoing
First Date-Complete
The Crossover Union Ceremony Of The Universe-Complete
The Universes Collide, seventh installment in the By The Way saga-Coming Soon
By The Power Of Friendship, eighth and final installment in the By The Way saga-Coming Soon
~How Simon The Digger Became My Hero~
At first, I didn't think of Simon as no more or less than a SUPER AWESOME character, so I tried to find a MALE partner suitable for him but I couldn't. So, therefore I decided that the Gurren Lagann fandom is far, far superior than all others(including myself) and put Simon on the zenith of it all. Right after that, I discovered how amazing the Simon X Viral pairing was, but it was too late. So I learned to love Nia, to put a stop to the undeniable temptation of Simon X Viral and to ensure that the Gurren Lagann fandom was still untouched, pure. And now I love everything in said fandom, including Lordgenome and even the Anti-Spiral. But no matter what, Simon will always stay my One Above All, my hero without a doubt, and the one guy who I will never, ever get to reach. When I become famous, I'mma have a digger coat similar to his.
As I can tell, I'm not the only one who enrolled in Avengers Academy. My roommate Peter, Wanda and Pietro Maximoff AKA Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver, Wanda's robotic boyfriend Vision, William "Billy" Kaplan AKA Wiccan, Theodore "Teddy" Altman AKA Hulkling and Loki were also freshmen. I was able to make friends with them all, and it's no secret that Billy and Teddy like each other. Avengers Academy was indeed cool, just like Father said. But the best part was:The Avengers, the Earth's Mightiest Heroes, were our seniors! I was literally crying with happiness. Although I never wrote any fanfiction about the Avengers, I love them a lot. If the Four-Dimensional Space, the internet world, had the Dai-Gurren Brigade, our world had the Avengers. They're legends, especially the leaders, Captain America and Iron Man. Here's what I know about the dynamic duo:
Steven Grant "Steve" Rogers, Captain America—World War II veteran and the greatest hero in the history of the USA, he looks 16 but, however, he'd been frozed in ice for 70 freaking years and is actually 86. Hell, he's older than my grandma!
Anthony Edward "Tony" Stark, Iron Man—Youngest heir to Stark Industries, graduated MIT at the age of 8 but wanted to go back to school, hence the reason why he's here now. Arc reactor in chest keeps shrapnel from shredding heart. Made his own suits of armor, and that's what makes him so cool.
Sometimes I wondered, "What if Cap and Tony fell in love?" Yeah, I know, it's obviously the impossible 'cause there's absolutely no way that I, a mere freshman, can get Cap to be Tony's Nia Teppelin. But someday, I will do it, just like how my OC Darren could get hitched to Kylo Ren. I'm gonna kick logic to the curb and do the impossible! JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?! I'm...I'm...
"Hey, Big D!" called a voice. "What's with all the noise?"
"Aniki?" I said, not that surprised to see Scott Lang, Ant-Man, the Kamina to my Simon. It was only during the entrance ceremony that I found out he, along with his girlfriend Janet Van Dyne, was an Avenger too. "Ah, I was...just...thinking of my fleet."
"Yeah, yeah, I understand. The Avengers are having an initiation for you tonight, don't be late!"
I still can't forget the night the Avengers accepted me as a honorary member. When I was fast asleep, Scott snuck into my room and then tried to wake me up. "Psst! Big D!"
"Mm...Aniki?" I mumbled in my sleep.
"Darren~!" he said, in a singsong voice. That was when I perked up, and he led me to an abandoned parking lot just outside the campus. Suddenly, I heard dramatic music play and a haunting chant, which kinda went like this:
"Ha hwa ha. Ha hwa ha. Ha hwa ha. Ha hwa ha."
By the time I reached an arch made out of tropical plants and torches, I realized it was the Avengers who had been doing the spooky chant. The robot, Dummy, kept on playing the music as my heroes continued on...
"Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ho ha. Hahoo wahoo yahoo ho! Hahoo wahoo yahoo ho! Hahoo ho ho wahoo ha hee! Ha ho wa hee ha ho ho ho!"
Then suddenly, they stopped with a "Hoo!". And the music stopped, too.
"State your name." said Cap, showing up beneath the arch.
"Darren Agonistes Cross." I replied, without showing a single sign of fear. Cap stepped aside, leaving Hawkeye—Clint—in charge.
"Darren Agonistes Cross, newcomer of black and yellow, you have been called forth, to summit of the Parking Lot, to join with us in the fraternal bonds of avengerhood." said Clint.
"Hmm?" I still couldn't get it.
"They want ya in our club, kid." Janet replied for me.
"Really?" My face lit up brightly.
"If you are able to go through the Ring Of Thunder!" Clint's voice echoed. I heard him talking to Thor, "Turn on the Ring Of Thunder! The Ring Of Thunder! You said you could do it." Thor began spinning his hammer real fast, and soon, lightning illuminated the area.
"The Ring Of Thunder!" Clint declared loudly.
Immediately, everybody began chanting again. "Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho."
"Isn't there another way? He's just a boy!" wailed Janet. Oh, c'mon, Janet! I'm 14 years old! I'll show you I can do it! Who the hell do you think I am? I weaved through the flashes of lightning in a matter of seconds, and bumped into Cap, who helped me up and said "From this moment on, you will now be known as Hornet."
"Hornet, oo-ha-ha!" The other Avengers responded.
"Welcome, Avenger Hornet!"
"Hornet, oo-ha-ha!"
"OK, Hornet's one of us now, agreed?" asked Cap.
"Agreed." everybody replied, as Janet presented me with a plate of shawarma.
"We can't send him to his death. Sharpe's coming in five days. So, what are we going to do?" I had no idea what they were talking about, but I accepted the Avengers membership gladly, with a happy heart and a mouthful of shawarma.
