Cavestuck

by Stray Dog Sixx

My first fanfiction. Ever. So please be nice! It's about the Homestuck trolls being on an alternate timeline where they never play sgrub. It's just like in the webcomic where there is the alpha timeline and the doomed ones, doomed like this story is.

2. The Cave

Sollux Captor

I take a deep breath and lift my hand to touch the cool rock in front of me. The cave. Finally, after nights of travel, I've reached it. Parting the veil of vines covering the entrance, I walk in and immediately begin emptying important items from my fetch modus. My recuperacoon, which I place near enough to the entrance that I would be able to peer out of the curtain of vines if needed, is the first thing to be ejected out of my fetch modus. Second, I take out my computer and a split second later someone is trying to contact me.

Great.

With a sigh, I sit on the dirt floor and answer the fuckass who is pestering me. It's Karkat, asking for directions. Of course.

'kk will you calm the fuck down?'

'FINALLY! WHAT THE FUCK TOOK YOU SO LONG? IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF YOU FOR HOURS'

'you're not the only one who'2 bu2y you know'

'NO SHIT'

'. . .'

'WELL? WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS GOGDAMN CAVE YOU'RE GOING ON ABOUT?'

'well i can't exactly give you any direction2 until i know where the hell you are dumba22'

'I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I AM!'

I sigh again. I am so, SO tempted to start yelling at Karkat but know that won't accomplish anything. This is important and I don't want to be sitting here for hours, arguing with a stubborn jackass. So instead, I compose myself and, determined glint in my eyes, calmly ask what Karkat's surroundings look like.

'LET ME CHECK. LOOKS LIKE TREES, TREES AND MORE FUCKING TREES.'

'well then you're in the right place. congrats. '

'HAHA WISEASS. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS PLACE SO FUCKING HARD TO FIND?'

I slap my palm to my forehead and close my eyes, projecting my mind out to find where the hell Karkat is. Sure enough, he's nearby, mere meters away from the cave. Fuckass is looking like he is about to rip his own head off. The thought brings a smirk to my face as I open my eyes and type my reply.

'the cave i2 2traight ahead fucka22'

I log out of Trollian and return the computer to my fetch modus, standing and stretching my arms above my head with smirk still on my face. Just a matter of minutes before Vantas turns up so may as well enjoy the peace while I can.