Day 2
Director: This button on this panel controls the electricity flow entering Raiden's body...This nozzle here...[the director explains how the entire machine works, and they spend a good 20 minutes preparing Raiden, and adjusting the bars that are holding his limbs back)
Director: And...ACTION!
Raiden: [stalls a bit, looking around] Really sorry to bring this up, but could you unhook me off this thing? I have to go to the bathroom.
Solidus: [casts out his tentacle arms at Raiden's throat. One binds around him, the other doesn't seem to be in Solidus' control]
Raiden: Aaaaaaarghaaah!!! Hey..[coughs and splutters, heaving for breath] That's my abdomen!
Solidus: Sorry. [applies his other, wild tentacle arm to Jack's throat] My arm slipped.
Snake: [skeptically] I'm sure it did.
Solidus: [yells] It did, OKAY?!
Ocelot: The fact that you're yelling gives us more reason to believe you're lying.
Snake: Look who's talkin', old man. Except you hide it by calling yerself a torture expert.
I remember Shadow Moses. [twirls the smokes in his mouth]
Ocelot: [mutters] Note to self: They know too much!
Director: Time for lunch! You know what I bought?
Everyone: No.
Director: Hot dogs!
Raiden: Oh god, don't embarrass me further...[is still on the torture rack, for getting him ready takes far too long]
Snake: [sings, in his gruff voice] Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, that is truly what I'd like to beeeeeeeee...Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, then everyone would be in love with...[hits the high note completely off-key, shattering windows, his voice breaking] Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Snake: [walks right up to Raiden] How do you like your wieners? [nudges him]
Raiden: [raises an eyebrow] Somehow, that doesn't sound right...
Raiden: Um, you know, it's polite to look at someone's face and have eye contact with someone who's speaking—you get my drift? Ocelot...OCELOT!!
Ocelot: [is looking down at Jack, with a rather stupid look. It takes him about one minute to break his attention from what he was staring at] .......Yes, um, funny story. [scampers off] I'm getting the camera.
Solidus: My, how my son has grown...
Ocelot: Yeeeeessss...
Solidus: ...
Ocelot: ... [is still staring at Jack's privates]
Solidus: [clears his throat] What are you doing?
Ocelot: Hmmmm...[looks around, and takes the cassette tape from the camera in the torture room] [he stares closely at the screen]
I expected something more between Olga and the boy. All well, this is very sweet. [shoves it in his pocket and runs off]
Well, that's all for now! I'm sorry, these aren't very funny either, but anyway, I hope you laughed. ^^
Director: This button on this panel controls the electricity flow entering Raiden's body...This nozzle here...[the director explains how the entire machine works, and they spend a good 20 minutes preparing Raiden, and adjusting the bars that are holding his limbs back)
Director: And...ACTION!
Raiden: [stalls a bit, looking around] Really sorry to bring this up, but could you unhook me off this thing? I have to go to the bathroom.
Solidus: [casts out his tentacle arms at Raiden's throat. One binds around him, the other doesn't seem to be in Solidus' control]
Raiden: Aaaaaaarghaaah!!! Hey..[coughs and splutters, heaving for breath] That's my abdomen!
Solidus: Sorry. [applies his other, wild tentacle arm to Jack's throat] My arm slipped.
Snake: [skeptically] I'm sure it did.
Solidus: [yells] It did, OKAY?!
Ocelot: The fact that you're yelling gives us more reason to believe you're lying.
Snake: Look who's talkin', old man. Except you hide it by calling yerself a torture expert.
I remember Shadow Moses. [twirls the smokes in his mouth]
Ocelot: [mutters] Note to self: They know too much!
Director: Time for lunch! You know what I bought?
Everyone: No.
Director: Hot dogs!
Raiden: Oh god, don't embarrass me further...[is still on the torture rack, for getting him ready takes far too long]
Snake: [sings, in his gruff voice] Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, that is truly what I'd like to beeeeeeeee...Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, then everyone would be in love with...[hits the high note completely off-key, shattering windows, his voice breaking] Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Snake: [walks right up to Raiden] How do you like your wieners? [nudges him]
Raiden: [raises an eyebrow] Somehow, that doesn't sound right...
Raiden: Um, you know, it's polite to look at someone's face and have eye contact with someone who's speaking—you get my drift? Ocelot...OCELOT!!
Ocelot: [is looking down at Jack, with a rather stupid look. It takes him about one minute to break his attention from what he was staring at] .......Yes, um, funny story. [scampers off] I'm getting the camera.
Solidus: My, how my son has grown...
Ocelot: Yeeeeessss...
Solidus: ...
Ocelot: ... [is still staring at Jack's privates]
Solidus: [clears his throat] What are you doing?
Ocelot: Hmmmm...[looks around, and takes the cassette tape from the camera in the torture room] [he stares closely at the screen]
I expected something more between Olga and the boy. All well, this is very sweet. [shoves it in his pocket and runs off]
Well, that's all for now! I'm sorry, these aren't very funny either, but anyway, I hope you laughed. ^^