...Jeff Was Gay and Liked Kurt- Rated K
prompt by eb012203
Jeff walked into Warbler rehearsal early. He plopped down in his usual seat, waiting for everyone else to arrive. Wes, David, and Thad were first, taking their spot at the council table in the front. Then Nick, Trent, Jon, and Blaine. One by one each Warbler entered the choir room. Kurt was the last to arrive. Jeff watched him glide in, as if an angel on a cloud. He didn't know what it was about Kurt, but he couldn't help but be head over heels for the countertenor. There was just one problem… Blaine. They weren't dating but it just seemed like they were attached at the hip most of the time.
Jeff need a plan to win Kurt's heart. First, he needed some advice. Nick is his best friend and never seemed to have a problem with getting dates, so it seemed like a good place to start. "Nick, we've been friends for a long time. You know I love you and I trust you. I think you're the smartest guy I know…"
"Are you asking me out, Jeffy?" Nick joked, "Cause we discussed this, I don't date guys or friends, and you're both!"
"No, I'm just buttering you up cause I need a favor." Jeff was nervous. "I like Kurt. But I need to get him away from Blaine before I can even think about asking him out. Help me!"
"How could I say 'no' to that face?" Nick said, using his best Yiddish accent and pinching Jeff's cheek. "But Kurt? You couldn't like someone a little less impossible?"
Jeff knew what his friend meant but he couldn't help but want the most beautiful man he's ever known. "Please just help me?"
Knowing that the was no arguing with Jeff, Nick agreed to give his assistance. The first plan was to have jeff sit next to Kurt at lunch. It went well, except that Blaine would sit on the other side and monopolize Kurt's attention. The same went for Warbler practice and French class. Which is where Plan 'B' hatched. Jeff would ask for French tutoring.
"Alright Jeff, what don't you understand?" Kurt asked at their first study session, "Like, what specifically is tripping you up?"
"uh, well, verb conjugations I guess." Jeff chewed his lip, hoping his plan would work. "Is it Je t'adorez?"
"No, you're using the plural verb with a singular form of the noun 'you'. It would be Je t'adore, meaning 'I like you'." Kurt's voice became a little tentative.
"oh, well then… Je t'adore, Kurt. Je t'adore, beaucoup!" Jeff blurt out, blushing.
Kurt sat there, wide eyed. Jeff was suddenly scared. What if he was too forward? He knew how skittish Kurt could be. Kurt didn't say anything; instead he leaned forward and kissed Jeff. And all was well.
AN: PROMPT MORE! (also, i'm sure i messed up the french so please don't be mean...)
Disclaimer that should have been at the top: I don't own Glee, Kurt, or the Warblers (damn!)
