Ayane

"Argh..."

Naruto had just wanted to sleep in peace. He was just visiting a village. Vacation, you know? And yet... He found himself in troubles. Yet again. This time, the 'hot kunoichi hired to kill you' kind of trouble. The girl was strong. That's for sure. She had landed a couple of heavy Taijutsu hits, and she probably knew Ninjutsu too. And those Kunais she had landed in his arms had hurt like a bitch... Till he removed them and began to to regenerate. Seeing this, the girl had changed tactic. Aiming for parts that could grant him instant death.

With a somersault, dodging all his attacks, she had basically sat herself on his shoulders, crossing her legs in front of his chest. After blocking her hands from slamming two kunais in his skull, he was currently trying his best to keep her from breaking his neck with her tights.

"I didn't think... It would have been this hard..." Even if her face didn't show it, Ayane was actually very fatigated. She was superior in almost everything to her opponent, but his quick reflexes, high stamina and that healing factor were a bitch when you wanted to cripple him to land in a sure-kill hit.

"Ghh... You're pretty flexible... You must be some kind of freak in bed, hn?" Ayane didn't get affected much by his taunt. She had been trained to deal with it. She just kept on applying strenght to the grip she had on his neck... No. He didn't just...

"What... The hell are you doing?"

"Trying to tickle you. I have to get creative, since I'm holding your hands and using just my biceps to keep you from snapping my neck!" The blonde had just... Licked her inner tight. Ayane gritted her teeth, trying to get it over with as soon as possible. She wasn't ticklish at all, but... She bit her lower lip while he kept on doing that.

"S-Stop that!"

"Seems like I got a really good idea, hn?! the hell I'll stop!" He just kept on licking her inner tight. Ayane was almsot drawing blood from her lower lip, trying with all her might to snap the neck of that annoying little blonde bastard... Naruto blinked when he heard a clear moan coming out of her mouth. Ayane realized what she had just done. They both froze. Naruto slowly turned his head so that he could look at her embarassed and flushed face. "... Sensitive spot?"

"..." Ayane stared back at him... And then plainly growled. "Now it's personal!"

"YEOWCH!" Naruto reacted just in time. The girl was about to resume her neck-grip, but he used the brief second to pull her down from his shoulders, throwing her on the ground. But she let go of her kunais and grabbed his hands in return, making him lose his balance and thumble to the ground. Now over him, she got a hold of a kunai.

"How dare you! You damn filthy..."

"Hey! Not my fault if you're so sensitive!" She applied more strenght to the hand trying to stab him. Trying with all her might to ignore how tangled their legs were and how his knee was rubbing her inner tights again along with... She applied more strenght. "Oh, come on!"

"Just die..." Ayane probably had never thought that her pent-up sexual frustration could have been a deterrent. But it was. So much that she had brought the fight on a plan of pure physical strenght. When she clearly knew that at least in that he was superior to her. "Nnngh..."

"Aaaah!" Naruto summoned all his strenght and pushed her on her back, getting a hold of both her hands and making her stab her kunai in the floor of his room. He hled her down with the weight of his body, tangling up his legs with her own so that she couldn't move, his chest on her own, his hands holding her own ones to the ground. "Anf... Got... Enough?"

"..." Ayane was trying to get out of two predicaments. One at the time. She had been paid to kill the man currently on her, but because of her being careless, she had her beaten and unable to move. That was predicament number one... But it wasn't the most pressing. The other one was much more pressing. Just him licking her inner tight had been enough to upset her. Now, his legs were basically rubbing all her sensitive legs, his chest was brushing her own one, and she didn't understand why, but her position... Being submissive... She lost it. She shot her head forward and because of his gasp of surprise managed to sneak her tongue inside her mouth.

Naruto worried about what was happening, but felt a bit reassured when she let go of the kunai and focused on kissing him. She made him stand up and then fall on the bed, still above her...

"..."

"Ehm... You usually enjoy the afterglow or wallow in disgust... You don't usually do both at the same time..."

"... Shut up..." Ayane was frowning. The sex had been fantastic, but she was supposed to kill him. But it was just... Too awkward to jump him to kill him after having jumped him to... Oh, god. She still felt sore. Eight rounds and then she had passed out. Naruto sweatdropped and scratched his right cheek.

"Ehm... Whatever the amount they wanted to pay you, I'll pay double?"

"..." She slowly turned her head to him. He wasn't bluffing, it seemed. "That would be 200.000 Ryo."

"200.000. And a little extra as a 'Sorry'?"

"..." Ayane observed his face some more. Not bluffing. He really had that kind of money. She sighed and leaned her head on his chest. "Acceptable..."

Hayate had been having a fabulous day. No missions, so he could relax doing some light training for a change and then he actually managed to slack off after that. Fantastic. Nothing could disturb him. Nothing… Suddenly, he witnessed Kasumi shunshin right below the tree-branch he was sleeping on.

"Ah, Kasumi. How is it going?" Then, he noticed that Kasumi's face was quite… Bewildered? Shocked? Stupefied? Like someone who had just read for the first time all the books of the Harry Potter series. "What happened?"

"It's… It's about Ayane…" She simply said. That caught Hayate's attention.

"Ayane? Something happened on her mission?" Hayate got immediately worried. It was supposed to be a simple assassination mission of a Chunin from Konohagakure. Maybe their client omitted something about the target?

"She… She…" Kasumi shook her head. Hayate was really getting worried. "A hawk just arrived. She failed her mission, aborted it, sent us double the payment we were supposed to receive from our client and took two weeks of vacation."

Hayate fell from the tree he was resting on with a loud 'Thump'. Vacations? Ayane never took a day of vacation in her whole life!

The first comment that came from the first person familiar with Naruto that saw the two walk into Konoha apart the two gateguards, alas Kiba, was…

"Naruto, who's the shortie?" Kiba got a prognosis of two days and the next person who met Ayane were the ANBU. And Naruto made a mental note of never, ever, mentioning Ayane's height. She was pretty touchy about that, it seemed. Then, he had to introduce her to his Hokage-baachan.

"Baa-chan, this is Ayane-chan. Ayane-chan, this is Tsunade-baachan. And that is Sakura-chan, and that is Shizune-neechan." Naruto dodged the chair. Ayane did too, but she managed to keep it a bow.

"It's a pleasure."

"As much as I'd like to kill Naruto for using that nickname yet again, I'm curious about who you are and how come Naruto brought you back… And why you're clinging to his left arm." Naruto blushed while Ayane remained immobile and didn't even twitch. Now, Naruto had a difficult task. How to not say that they met when she tried to kill him but ended up having sex with him instead. He knew that at least one of the females in the room would want his life if he said that. He didn't know about Ayane, though.

"Well, you see…"

"We met during the city festival." Naruto stopped when he noticed that Ayane had took initiative. "We talked a lot, had fun and… Well…" Naruto blinked when Ayane blushed and turned her head to the side in embarrassment. He knew it was fake, but it was so cute that he would have fooled him otherwise. "We… Shot a couple of fireworks too…" He almost sweatdropped at that sentence… Almost, because Sakura punched him into the ground right after Ayane finished his sentence.

"N-NARUTO! YOU BAKA! WHAT THE HELL?!"

"… Is he your boyfriend?" Sakura blinked at the sudden question from Ayane. She was about to reply… "He is not. Then, I don't see why you get so angry. He has every right as every other boy his age to go hit on girls and have sex with them."

"B-B-B-But that's…!"

"Perfectly normal. She's right, you know, Sakura." Sakura could feel the world crumbling on her at Tsunade's words. Her sensei was admonishing her with her stare. "You should keep a lid on that temper of yours. And try to not get physical every time Naruto does something, be it good or bad."

In the meanwhile, Ayane was helping Naruto back on his feet. The blonde boy was massaging his head.

"Why didn't you dodge?" Naruto blinked. He raised his head to meet Ayane's gaze. "Judging from the speed, reflexes and…" This time Ayane's blush was genuine. "Knowledge of human anatomy you showed to me you could have easily dodged that blow and then counterattacked and broke at least 3 of her bones in 13 different ways." Naruto sweatdropped. Then, he realized that he didn't know what to reply… At least, not without enraging his new girlfriend… "I see. A former crush." She suddenly raised him up from the ground and kissed him on the lips. "Then, I suppose I will have to show you how much of a better choice I am."

"… I already know…" Naruto was about to enter a romantic moment of his. Those kind of moments where fans from all over the world squealed at his words, when an ANBU appeared in the room.

"Hokage-sama, a Rogue ninja that goes from the name of Hayate along with some of his associates requires your assistance to track down a 'violet-haired short sexy teen who's probably gone crazy or reacted to her hormones and finally got laid. In that case, I shall kill the bastard'… Oh." The gaze of everyone in the room shifted to Naruto and Ayane.

"… My clan."

"… Well, shit."