Leo could say he was having a peculiar day.
He was testing out some applications on a new computer he and the other hephaestus kids had managed to make, and he was just testing out random things. He had managed to come across something called Pesterchum. He had decided to just test it out.
Right after he had made his username and color, he had instantly gotten somebody to talk to him.
The thing was, he didn't know who this person is.
Engage Homestuck Mode.
You engage Homestuck Mode and click on the person's Username.
fruitFluent [FF] Has begun trolling buildermanCaptian [BC]
FF: Hey Lii~
FF: What's up?~
BC: umm
BC: no offense, but who are you?
FF: Dang it~
FF: Did I get the wrong tag again?~
BC: Yeah I think you did
BC: Sorry.
FF: No, sorry for wasting your time.~
BC: Don't worry. I just got this thing anyway.
FF: You did?~
BC: Yeah. Why do you type in Olive anyways?
FF: It's my blood color.~
BC: Is it?
FF: Yeah! What's yours?~
BC: umm red
FF: Cool! Why do you type in Bronze, though? Shouldn't you do your blood color? You might offend somebody.~
BC: well I was just testing out with it.
FF: People are sensitive.~
FF: Wait..~
BC: What?
FF: Are you from Beforus or something?~
BC: Umm yeah
FF: Ah, well that explains it.~
FF: Anyways, my friend is calling me.~
BC: Uhhh okay
fruitFluent [FF] Has ceased trolling buildermanCaptian [BC]
Resist to run over to the big house in panic.
You Fail to resist to run over to the big house in panic.
Rachel, Chiron and Jason are sitting there, relaxing.
Leo: Guysvuysguysguysguysguys
Chiron: ( sitting up in wheelchair ) What, Leo?
Leo: I was playing with a little communicating / texting app and I ran into a creepy girl with olive-colored blood.
Rachel: Did you say Olive?
Jason: Creepy?
Leo: yes, and maybe. It seemed like she was actually trying to be nice, but then stuff happened and it seemed like she was making stuff up.
Rachel: Can you try to get another conversation with her?
Leo: I can try.
Leo: Put the computer down.
You set the computer down and open up the conversation with Fruitgirl. The app tends to work without Wi-Fi.
buildermanCaptian [BC] had begun pestering fruitFluent [FF]
BC: Umm hey are you there
FF: Yes, i'm here~
FF: Did you want to say something?~
BC: yeah
Rachel: Ask her where she is!
BC: Where are you?
FF: Camp Rainbow-Blood, where the Hemospectrum is ignored! Currently we're visiting a cool planet, our director says everybody there will be cool. And They all have mutant red blood!~
Jason: okay I see what you mean that is creepy.
BC: Really?
FF: Yeah! Can you believe it? It's like, called Camp Half-Blood or something. I hope they're not as vicious, though.
Everybody but Chiron: Panic
You are now Chiron and you are amazed this weird girl knows how to get to camp half-blood.
Leo, Jason and Rachel are Panicking and Piper suddenly walks in.
Piper: Woah what's going on here
Leo: A GIRL WITH CREEPY OLIVE BLOOD THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT A DRYAD IS COMING TO CAMP HALF BLOOD WITH WHO KNOWS HOW MANY PEOPLE.
Jason: We might be overreacting though.
Rachel: Hey Piper, do you want to try?
Piper: Sure..
Be Piper
You are now Piper.
BC: Hey! I'm a friend of Builders and I just wanted to say hi :D
FF: Hello!~
FF: What's your name, by the way?~
BC: Piper
FF: No way.
BC: What?
FF: My name is Pypirr.
BC: What?!
FF: This is either a coincidence or i'm an alternate version of you.
BC: Alternate? How?
FF: It happened once a long time ago, I'll tell you the story.
FF: We once had a Mustardblood by the name of Mikale Varews at camp. He was a psionic, of course. But he had ran into somebody that wasn't alternian. He brought a handful of other people. They never came back.
BC: Mikale Varews as in Michael Varus?
FF: Yeah.
BC: Oh god.
BC: How many of you are there? Believe it or not, i'm at Camp Half-Blood myself.
FF: A lot. Can you please tell them to not attack us?
BC: I'll try to tell them.
FF: Thank you so much!
Piper: Be Pypirr
You can't be Piper because you are now Pirzee.
( To Be Continued )