Sam and Dean walked in the cafeteria to see some kids dancing on the tables and all over while singing We Got the Beat.
"Kids got the beat. Yeah, kids got the beat. Go-Go music really makes us dance, do the pony, puts us in a trance, do what you see just give us a chance, that's when we fall in line cause we got the beat we got the beat we got the beat, yeah, we got it, we got the beat, we got the beat we got the beat, everybody get on your feet, we know you can dance to the beat, jumpin' and get down. Round and round and round. We got the beat. We got the beat. We got the beat."
"See Dean, they just sang and danced on tables in a cafeteria, what kind of show choir does that?" Sam asked. Then Becky throws food at Rachel.
"Food fight!" Jacob screams.
"Crap we better get out of here." Sam said.
"No wait." Dean said and grabbed some food off the nearest plate and threw some at Rachel too. Dean laughed. "This is fun!" He threw some more, this time it hit Artie. Dean continued to laugh.
"Dean come on lets go." Sam said but Dean turned around and threw food at Sam's face and laughed.
"Sorry. Anyway to answer your question about what show choir would do this, these kids are all a part of the Glee club here. The club is run by the Spanish teacher Mr. Schuester. Let's go find him." Dean said as he closed the Thunderclap he had.
"Dean, I think we should pose as two teachers here, one of us the Glee club advisor and the other as one of the other teachers." Sam said as they left the cafeteria.
"Ok, but you can be the Glee club director. I can be the cheerleading coach." Dean said as he checked out a cheerleader walking by.
"Dean, she is under age. I know some of these kids look as if they are in their 20s but that one was definitely under age."
"Those senior cheerleaders dancing on the tables weren't under age. And I could see right up their…"
"Shut up Dean." Sam interrupted and walked past the teachers' lounge. "There is Mr. Schuester in the teachers' lounge. And he just kissed that other teacher. Who is she?"
Dean opened the yearbook and flipped through the pages. "Emma Pillsbury, the guidance counselor."
"We should get those two sick and substitute for them." Sam said.
"What? Or we can just talk to them and have Schuester confirm that it is just a normal Glee club and leave. I mean seriously, get them sick so I can substitute as a counselor and you can substitute as a Glee club coach? I think there is nothing wrong here or you are hiding something. I mean if we were going to question anyone we should just have asked the two hot cheerleaders in the cafeteria, I mean it was a bad time because they were getting pizza and spaghetti thrown at them but still there isn't anything wrong here."
"Please, trust me, let's just check this out."
"Sam no."
"They were dancing on the tables." Sam said.
"Fine, but all we do is question them." Dean said and pointed to Will and Emma.
"Ok. Who should we go in as, the people that inspect food fights?"
Sue Sylvester walks by talking to the Geometry teacher.
"Sue, you were a hero when you tore apart that purple piano yesterday, it made those kids shut up. Like I said, you have my vote for Congress. Good luck!" The geometry teacher said as Sue and her go into the teachers' lounge. Dean watches Will role his eyes as Sue talks to him. Then after a little bit, Sue goes and sits at another table.
"That old teacher and that even older teacher were talking about Congress." Dean said and opened the yearbook again. "That's Sue Sylvester, the cheerleading coach and that other woman is Nancy Bletheim, the Geometry teacher. So Sue is running for Congress, I think I know what we can pose as to ask Emma and Will questions: Sue's representatives or something, we can make it up as long as we show ID they might believe us. And anyway, if we wanted to get them sick there would be no way to do it through her food, look at her, she cleans every single grape and her sandwich is perfectly cut and clean. She must have OCD or something. So it's a good thing we aren't going to get them sick and substitute for them." Dean said as Sam and him started walking towards the door.
"Dean and Sam Winchester?" Brittany said as she came from behind them. They turned around. "Oh my God, you look just how I pictured you would from the books. Super hot! If you are here to kill me because I couldn't get the New Directions to pay tribute to your lifelong friends, the unicorns, I totally understand, but can you guys at least have a foursome with me first; you two, me, and your top unicorn?"
"Um, we are not here to kill you, but our top unicorn told us they want you to not mention who we are to anyone and just go on with your life pretending we are not who you know we are. But our top unicorn said he will have to kill you if you tell anyone." Sam said.
"And that's without the foursome." Dean added. Brittany gasped.
"Then I won't tell anyone. One of my dreams behind going to fairytale land and killing the Prince and Aladdin to have a three-way with Snow White and Jasmine is having Sam's horn in my mouth, Dean's horn in my vagina, and the unicorn's horn in my butt. Trust me my first dream got old when I tried having sex with white snow and Jasmine rice, I would just lose the rice, and not just in the snow. But when I did find it in the snow, I would just eat it, it made it easier when Lord Tubbington's cousin, who is a Rottweiler, yes Lord Tubbington is related to a dog, anyway it made it easier to see the Jasmine rice in the snow when the dog would come by and magically make the snow yellow."
"Ok stop. The top unicorn just telepathically told me to tell you to take the rest of the week off of school." Dean said.
Santana walked over. "Hey Brit, you were suppose to get Mr. Schue to help us bring the piano back to the choir room. Whoa, who are these fine men? I would love to get in on this three-way." Santana said and fanned herself with her hand.
"No, stay away from my unicorn." Brittany said. Santana looked at her weird.
"Hey hot cheerleader girl, can you please go wait for your friend over there." Dean said.
"Yes, because you just called me hot." Santana said and walked away. Sam hit Dean's arm.
"You can't just call a student hot." Sam said.
"Wait! Santana saw you guys, I was pretty sure I was the only one that could see you. I mean book characters come to me for help a lot. Bella came to me for advice on whom to choose, I told her Jacob turns into Lord Tubbington's father so I said not him because I don't want my cat to have a bitch for a step mom like my secret wannabe lover Snow White. So I told her to choose Edward and then whispered to the baby unicorn to shoot sonar out of his horn telling his parents to stab Bella and Edward in the hearts. I haven't read past the part when Bella turns into a vampire so I'm hoping the book ends with a unicorn stabbing the two in the hearts."
"Finally something I agree with you on. The unicorn can stab Taylor Lautner while he is at it." Dean said.
"No that's Lord Tubbington's dad somewhere in there. Well I don't care his dad sold him for drugs. Now Lord Tubbington is addicted early so he can do the same to his kids. But the jokes on him because he has been neutered."
"Haha yeah the jokes on him. We really need you to go home now." Sam said.
"Fine, but Lord Tubbington will get mad because this is the time he reads my diary, either that or he hides some weed in there. But I have a feeling he also writes in there because he's too lazy to find his own diary. I tell him to buy one when he picks up Arby's, but he never does, he also never gets any Arby's for me."
"Get out!" Sam and Dean yelled. Brittany shrieked and ran away. Santana looked at Sam and Dean and then back at Brittany running and ran after Brittany.
"That stupid bitch was… stupid." Dean said.
"Ok Dean let's not be mean, she is in Glee club so she probably gets bullied enough, not that any of them should, bullying is just horrible and can sometimes do worse things to a person than what we hunt can do."
"I agree bullying is wrong, but we hunt things that do things unimaginable to everyday people. So I think demons and vengeful spirits are worse than bullies. Anyway sorry for calling her stupid, and a bitch."
"Whatever, let's just get into that teachers lounge and question these two." Sam said but Santana ran over to them.
"Twiddle hot and twiddle hotter…" She said while looking at Dean and then Sam.
"Wait, why is he twiddle hotter?" Dean asked.
"Just because, but to tell you how hot you are is not why I'm here. What did you say to Brittany that made her want to go home?" Santana asked.
(Flashback to Santana and Brittany talking seconds before.)
"They didn't say anything, I just wasn't feeling good so I need to go home. Plus I have a feeling Lord Tubbington is texting me with secrets that he read in my diary. He signs the texts A for some reason. I'm pretty sure it's for a bitch, because that's what he's being right now." Brittany said.
"I'm sure it's nothing Brit. But I really care for you so go home until you feel better, and if there is anything that you need, just let me know." Santana said and kissed her on the lips. Brittany kissed back for a couple seconds until she backed out.
"I'm sorry Santana, I know we aren't what you want us to be, but we will be soon, I just know it."
"Yeah right, Brit I do love you in all ways possible, so I guess I will have to wait, but you're sick so I'm not going to blow up on you, we will talk about it later." Santana said as she rubbed Brittany's arm.
"Thank you." Brittany said and kissed Santana's forehead and hugged her and left. Santana thought to herself that there has to be more Brittany wasn't telling her.
"What did those two hot men in there do?" Santana said to herself and turned around to talk to them.
(Back to present.)
"We didn't do anything hot cheerleader." Dean said and Sam gave him a look.
"It's Santana. And I don't believe anything you are saying. One because I really wasn't listening to you because I'm too focused on your looks and two, I just don't believe it."
"She thought we were someone else so we talked and then she said she felt sick and needed to go home." Sam said.
"And what was with that unicorn comment?" Santana asked.
Dean kissed Santana on the lips out of nowhere. "There, wasn't that hot for both of us? Stop asking questions and leave." Dean said.
"O-freaking-k. But I will ask Brittany about this later. We Lima Heights adjacent dwellers don't give up that easily."
"Fine, but could you give Brittany this for me." Dean said and kissed Santana again.
"Dean!" Sam said and pulled Dean off of Santana.
"Ok." Santana said and walked away.
"And could you take a picture when you do?" Dean yelled to her.
"Dean stop!"
"Maybe a sex tape." Dean said and Santana giggled.
"Dean stop, she is a student and if we are going to be teachers here you can't do that kind of thing." Sam said.
"Wait teachers here? I thought we agreed to just talk to the two teachers in there." Dean said.
"Oh yeah sorry."
"You're hiding something. What are you hiding Sam?"
"Nothing, let's go talk to them." Sam said and they entered the teachers' lounge.
"Hey, Will Schuester and Emma Pillsbury?" Dean asked.
"Yes." Will said. "Who are you two?"
"We are representatives of Sue Sylvester for her congressional seat. We just want to ask you some questions about her. And we are aware she is in the room but she isn't allowed to know you talked to us so we are just going to talk to you without bringing any attention to us. My name is Ryan Murphy and this is Brad Falchuk."
"Why do those names sound familiar?" Emma asks.
"I don't know Emma, but they do sound familiar." Will said.
"I don't know where you would have heard our names before but is it ok if we ask you those questions now?" Sam asked.
"Sure Mr. Falchuk." Will said as Sam and Dean sit down.
"Ok, so you run the Glee club here right?" Dean asked.
"Yes. And she is the guidance counselor here."
"And is the Glee club normal?"
"Well they do get picked on because they are in the Glee club, but a big lesson of the club is acceptance. I always teach them to be their selves no matter what anyone else thinks."
"Ok good. But I meant like, there's nothing weird going on, like even something supernatural?" Dean said.
"No, of course not. They are all normal kids, who mostly have great voices and are good dancers."
"Ok thank you for your time. That's all we need." Dean said and stood up and shook Emma's and Will's hands. Sam snuck something into each of their coffees when Dean wasn't looking.
"Ok, but you didn't ask anything about Sue."
"Sorry, what do you think of her?"
"I think she is rude, she got nicer towards the end of last year but she ripped apart a purple piano that I put out to recruit members yesterday. She's always been out to destroy the Glee club and me. Even though at the end of each year she becomes nicer, it's like she resets at the beginning of the next year. And her running for Congress has turned into a scheme to ruin the Glee club and my job."
"Great, well hopefully she doesn't win." Dean said and left with Sam.
"Weren't they suppose to be representatives of her or something?" Will asked Emma.
"Yeah, that's what they said. Yet they really only talked about the Glee club." Emma said and took a sip of her coffee.
"Yeah, weird." Will said and took a sip of his coffee.
(Outside the teachers' lounge.)
"See Sammy, nothing wrong with the Glee club."
"Dean, what if was evil? Then of course he would lie. I can't believe you would just believe so quickly."
"Why do you want to stay here so badly? Tell me Sam."
"We could be missing something."
"Let's just go back to the motel and sleep until we leave early tomorrow."
Castiel appears. "What are you guys doing here?"
"Cass? What are you doing sneaking up on us like that?" Dean asked.
"Sorry, but there doesn't seem to be anything wrong here." Castiel said.
"See Sam, nothing wrong. Let's go!" Dean said and Santana walked over.
"Do you two only have hot friends or something?" Santana said as she looked at Castiel. "I mean seriously, I would so get in that trench coat with you, just us, no clothes but the trench coat." Santana said as Castiel swallowed and looked down at his pants.
"Boner alert." Santana said and giggled.
"Ok, that's enough Santana." Sam said and pulled her away from Cass. "Santana, you are an 18 year old girl. You should save sex for someone you love, preferably until marriage. You have so much to offer the person you will grow to love."
"First of all, I lost my virginity years ago. And maybe, now that I'm in love with Brittany, I wish I would have saved it for her. Sure, I've loved her for years, but I love her more everyday and I really started to become honest about it last year. But thanks."
"Ok, so you two are ok? You're going to leave?" Castiel asked.
"No don't leave." Santana said.
"They have to. There is nothing for them to…" Castiel started but Dean interrupted him.
"Do here. Nothing for us to do here. We are just substitute teachers but no teacher is out here, so we are not needed." Dean said. "Right dude, nothing here?" Dean asked Sam.
Then Will and Emma came out of the lounge coughing.
"Mr. Schue, are you two ok?" Santana asked.
"I don't know Santana, we were fine a minute ago but then we started feeling awful." said and coughed. "It's like someone put something in our coffee."
Dean looked at Sam. "I hope you two feel better. We will miss you in Glee." Santana said.
"I will miss you guys too, just remember to do this week's assignment, they will find a substitute for you guys. Good luck." Will said and walked away with Emma.
"Well you two fine gentlemen, looks like you do have something to do here. See one of you in Glee." Santana said and walked away.
"Maybe there is something for you here." Castiel said as he looked back at Will and Emma coughing while leaving the building and back at the Winchesters.
"Maybe." Dean said.
I hope you are enjoying it so far! And please write a review! Just thought I would keep advertising my other stories: I also have a weecest and wincest fanfic, it's called Let Me Walk You Through It and I also have part of its sequel, Walking On My Own With You, up on here. Also, I Remember the Way We Touched is another wincest of mine. It is long and it's a VERY graphic WINCEST. But it has a great plot and has been added to a lot of favorites and has gotten good reviews! So have my weecest and wincest! I hope you read and enjoy those and continue to enjoy this one! Thank you so much, you reading, reviewing, favoriting (I know that's not a word), and enjoying my stories means the world to me!