Experiments
Everybody is bored out of their minds as the stare in different directions purposely ignoring Ms. Bitters.
Ms. Bitters: PAY ATTENTION!
At this everybody snaps awake and on guard except Zim who is staring at the wall and Day who is drooling all over her desk. Ms. Bitters come up next to Day and pokes her.
Day: huh? Is skool over yet?
Ms. Bitters: No but you are!
Day: Huh?
Ms. Bitters glides over to her desk and takes out a pink piece of paper.
Ms. Bitters: This is the THIRD time the WEEK! Detention in room 1220!
Day stares at the pink piece of paper curiously.
Day: Does this room even exist?
Ms. Bitters: You'll find out if you show up for detention tomorrow!
Day stares at the paper again then stuffs it in her pocket, Jiz is snickering and Day turns to her.
Day: What's so funny?
Jiz: You got busted your so stupid.....
Jiz laughs to herself again and Day stares angrily at her wanting to reply but Ms. Bitters is starring in her direction. Dib stares over in their direction with Ms. Bitters.
Dib (Thoughts): I've gotta find a way to find out weather Jiz or Day is an alien too.....they kinda hang out with him, and they might be just like him. But how do I find out if they are?
Dib popped his head up in an idea and started laughing insanely in class making everybody stare.
Ms. Bitters: SHUT UP DIB! Or you'll get a detention too! I just got a new pad full.
Dib: Sorry Ms. Bitters
Dib stares at his text book and smiles to himself.
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After school Dib tails Zim, Jiz and Day waiting for the perfect opportunity. Dib reaches in his pocket for an old laser pen and aims it at Day's glasses making her grab her eyes and scream in pain.
Day: AHHHH! THE HORRIBLE RED LIGHT!
Jiz: What's your problem?
Day: T-THE LIGHT!!!!
Jiz: Good for you. Stop and cry about it but I'm not waiting for you
Day: Some partner you are......
Day takes off her glasses and set them down on the ground and looks through her pack for something and Dib runs up behind her and takes her glasses. Day finds a towel and rubs her human eye contacts without removing them and searches for her glasses but comes up empty.
Day: Where are those stupid glasses.
Day searches the ground squinting and looking desperately when she notices a figure in front of her. She stares up angrily know who it is.
Day: What do you want?
Dib hastily speaks.
Dib: You dropped your glasses....
Day: I didn't DROP them! I set them their!
Dib: Oh ok sorry....
Day snatches them blindly missing them and gives up trying to figure out which blurry picture is the real thing and holds her palm our and Dib hands them to her and Day angrily puts them on and starts to walk away Dib following at her heels.
Day: Why are you following me?
Dib: Uh I wanted to ask you a question....
Day keeps walking without stopping not even bothering to look over at Dib.
Day: Yeah what?
Dib: I was wondering if you wanted to go out to eat somewhere tomorrow after school....like a date?
Day stops with Dib staring at her curiously behind her shoulder. Day lifts her arm in alignment with her ear, turns the fist towards Dib and punches him almost breaking his glasses. Dib falls back on the ground in surprise and Day picks Dib up by the collar of his shirt.
Day: I don't "go out" with stupid pathic human people. And besides I have a detention tomorrow in room, 1220, if that room even exist.
Day throws him forcefully on the ground and Dib dust himself off and runs way ahead of Day to catch up with Jiz. Dib does the same laser trick and it works.
Jiz: AHHHH! MY EYE IS SEEING RED! I'M BLIND!
Dib comes up from next to her to in front of her. Jiz is rubbing her eye madly and Day runs up from behind her and runs by her laughing.
Day: HAHAHA! I'm not gonna wait for you either! MWAHAHA
Jiz: SO! I don't care! I'm still taller than you!
Day is too far ahead to hear Jiz's last sentence and she continues rubbing her eye madly and then looks back up at Dib who she noticed before, but didn't pay any attention to.
Jiz: What do you want?
Jiz starts walking again still rubbing her eye.
Dib: Well I was wondering if you had a second.
Jiz: I don't actually own time so I don't really "have a second."
Dib: I meant do you have a second to stop and talk.
Jiz: Not really.
Dib: Ok then I'll keep talking as we walk ok?
Jiz: Whatever. What do you want?
Dib: I was wondering if you'd like to go somewhere after school tomorrow?
Jiz stops a minute thinking about it then smiles.
Jiz: Yeah sure. Why not. Where are we going?
Jiz starts walking again, a grin still wide on her face.
Dib: I don't know. Your new in town, so where's a place that's closest to your house.
Jiz: Nothing I know of. Lets go to that place.
Jiz points to a magazine rack titled "Bloaty serving rat's tails in pizza" Dib stares at her curiously for a second and then shrugs.
Dib: Ok. Meet with you after school tomorrow.
Jiz: Yahsurewhatever.....
Dib turns around running to cross the street and walks down another street grinning at his brilliant schema.
Dib: After we go out and eat, I'll offer to walk her home, and if I'm correct, I'll be lead straight to Zims house. And on top of that, I can probably learn some kind of new weakness.....
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After Skool Next Day
Day walks down the hall starring at the pink piece of paper. She is basically wondering through the corridors not really sure where she's going. Day stops to look for a someone else to help her find her way to the unknown room 1220 but realizes no one is left in the whole skool and that everyone has gone home. After a food hour or so, she finds the exit, but it's all locked up in chains and she screams.
Day: No0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!
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Jiz and Dib sitting at a Bloaty's pizza hog menu.
Dib: I think I'll just have a slice of cheese pizza. What are you gonna have?
Jiz stares wirily as the menu in disgust as it's covered with goopy cheese.
Jiz: I'll just have a....pizza cheese thing I guess.
The guy in the bloaty pizza hog costume walks up and Dib repeats their orders and Jiz stares angrily at him as he walks away.
Dib: so0o0oo....why don't you tell me alittle about yourself....
Jiz: What's their to tell.....
Dib: I don't know. There has to be some past history.
Jiz: Uh, no....
Dib: How could you not have past history? I mean haven't you ever done anything exciting.
Jiz: Uh....nope....never done anything exciting.
Dib: Where did you transfer from?
Jiz: Uh......
Jiz searches for an answer and sees a bus passing through the glass saying "Take a trip to....MEXICO!" Not knowing where that is Jiz blurts it out anyway.
Jiz: I'm from Mexico!
Jiz smiles big trying to make herself look honest a friendly and instead Dib turns away afraid.
Jiz: what?!
Dib: Uh nothing. Oh hey!
Jiz: So why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself since I've told my unexciting freakish human life.....
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Day is still wondering through the school and is starting to go insane. Day sees a rat running past her and she pounces on it growling, drooling and hissing like she's gonna eat the rat.
Day: Hey do you know another way out?
The rat points to the fire escape and Day drops the rat and runs through the fire escape screaming and laughing like an idiot when she reaches the outside.
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The guy in the Bloaty's costume throws down the pizza on the table. Jiz stands on her chair and holds up her fist in threat.
Jiz: Your next pig man!
Bloaty: Burgh.....*drool* yeah sure whatever.......I eat too many pizzas.....awhhhh....
He wobbles away slowly and Jiz sits back in her chair.
Jiz: Yeah sure! Run away! BUT YOU'LL BE NEXT! YOU'LL BE NEXT!
Dib: Okaaaay......
Jiz sniffs he pizza and eats it slowly wiping the cheese madly off her face with a napkin.
Jiz: Ok now lets leave this pig infestesed place.....
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Jiz and Dib are walking a Dib is examining his surroundings.
Dib(thinking): I may not know much about her back round, but at least I'll know whether she lives with Zim or not.....
Jiz enters the cul-de-sac and they walk to the front of Zim's yard.
Jiz: Ok bye be gone with you.....
Dib: I KNEW IT! YOU-YOU AN ALIEN TOO!
Zim: Walks out front and stares at the two of them
Zim: What's going on here Jiz?
Jiz: Nothing in particular.....just experimenting with this stupid human.....
Dib: Experimenting?
Jiz: Why do you think I LET you ask all those questions. You were so, annoying! Argh. And that pizza stuff.....that stuff should be put on a ship in then sent into the sun! Such a weird cheesy bread pastry.....
Dib: Yeah but you didn't ask me hardly any questions.....
Jiz: I got all the info I need trust me.....
Dib: But that just doesn't make any sense.....
Jiz: OH YES IT DOES!
Dib: No it doesn't.....
Jiz stares at Dib for second angrily.
Jiz: yes it does......
Zim and Jiz turn back and walk in the house slamming the door behind him.
Dib: GO ON AND HIDE WHILE YOUR STILL SAFE AND SECURE! But SOMEDAY the world will know what you REALLY ARE!
The door re-opens and a cat, dog, and rabbit are in the door way.
Gir: VROOM VROOM!!!
The S.I.R.'s run out to attack Dib and chase him down the street.
Dib: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Meanwhile Day is walking home and Dib runs past her in a hurry pushing her into a fence and then she she's the S.I.R.'s ahead of her.
Bob: Ahhh he's not full of candy!
Starr: But I wanted candy!
Gir: Maybe we should've got his wig.
Starr: That wasn't a wig.....
Starr holds up a chunk of Dibs hair.
Starr: What about his clothes? Maybe that was candy?
Bob: Nope.
Bob holds up chunks of Dibs pants and the face on his shirt. And bob hugs the face.
Bob: I'm gonna name him Bob!
Gir: But your name is Bob!
Bob: HE STOLE MY NAME!
Bob stuffs the left over clothes in his mouth in attempt to eat it and hacks it off in one cough.
Gir: It's not candy?
Bob: No......
Starr: BUT I WANT CANDY!
Day walks up after investigating from a distance.
Day: What are you doing?
Starr: Jiz lied! She tolds us the that funny kid in the blue shirt was full of candy!
Day stares at Starr a second and then shrugs and walks with the S.I.R.'s back to the house.
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Setting: back at home
Day: So why did you say Dib was fully of candy when he's full of human organs?
Zim: because she tried to go on a "Date" with him to extract information.
Day: You went on a solo mission!
Jiz: Yup.....
Day: What information did you get....
Jiz: His dad is a very important scientist and specializes in chemical mixings and other creations such as advanced engineering.
Zim: And?
Jiz: He has a sister name Gaz who is a game freak and very dominate.
Zim: AND?!
Jiz: Thats it.
Zim: I KNEW OF THIS ALREADY!
Day: You should've ASKED him before you wasted vauable time.
Jiz: Oh like what you did was important.
Day: I talked to a rat....and I learned there is no room 1220! So yeah, I did spend my time wisley!
Jiz: No you didn't Day! Your an idiot! I knew there was no room 1220!
Day: Then why didn't you tell me that?!
Jiz: Because I wanted to watch you waste your time and suffer because I know they chain the doors closed after skool is dismeissed!
Day: ARGH! YOU SUCK! You made me attack a rat!
Jiz: Ew a rat. How Sad!!!
Day: Darn you! I WILL get my revenge!
Jiz: Suuurrreeee
Zim: Will you shut up! I have things to do so just be quiet ok?
Day: Sure whatever....things....
Day and Jiz continue to argue as Zim goes into the kitchen and steps into the enterance into his lab and gets stuck.
Zim: WHY MUST THIS BE! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET STUCK?! HELP ME!!!ARGH IT SMELLS!!!!WHY DOES IT SMELL!
Day and Jiz continue arguing leaving Zim stuck in the toilet.
Everybody is bored out of their minds as the stare in different directions purposely ignoring Ms. Bitters.
Ms. Bitters: PAY ATTENTION!
At this everybody snaps awake and on guard except Zim who is staring at the wall and Day who is drooling all over her desk. Ms. Bitters come up next to Day and pokes her.
Day: huh? Is skool over yet?
Ms. Bitters: No but you are!
Day: Huh?
Ms. Bitters glides over to her desk and takes out a pink piece of paper.
Ms. Bitters: This is the THIRD time the WEEK! Detention in room 1220!
Day stares at the pink piece of paper curiously.
Day: Does this room even exist?
Ms. Bitters: You'll find out if you show up for detention tomorrow!
Day stares at the paper again then stuffs it in her pocket, Jiz is snickering and Day turns to her.
Day: What's so funny?
Jiz: You got busted your so stupid.....
Jiz laughs to herself again and Day stares angrily at her wanting to reply but Ms. Bitters is starring in her direction. Dib stares over in their direction with Ms. Bitters.
Dib (Thoughts): I've gotta find a way to find out weather Jiz or Day is an alien too.....they kinda hang out with him, and they might be just like him. But how do I find out if they are?
Dib popped his head up in an idea and started laughing insanely in class making everybody stare.
Ms. Bitters: SHUT UP DIB! Or you'll get a detention too! I just got a new pad full.
Dib: Sorry Ms. Bitters
Dib stares at his text book and smiles to himself.
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After school Dib tails Zim, Jiz and Day waiting for the perfect opportunity. Dib reaches in his pocket for an old laser pen and aims it at Day's glasses making her grab her eyes and scream in pain.
Day: AHHHH! THE HORRIBLE RED LIGHT!
Jiz: What's your problem?
Day: T-THE LIGHT!!!!
Jiz: Good for you. Stop and cry about it but I'm not waiting for you
Day: Some partner you are......
Day takes off her glasses and set them down on the ground and looks through her pack for something and Dib runs up behind her and takes her glasses. Day finds a towel and rubs her human eye contacts without removing them and searches for her glasses but comes up empty.
Day: Where are those stupid glasses.
Day searches the ground squinting and looking desperately when she notices a figure in front of her. She stares up angrily know who it is.
Day: What do you want?
Dib hastily speaks.
Dib: You dropped your glasses....
Day: I didn't DROP them! I set them their!
Dib: Oh ok sorry....
Day snatches them blindly missing them and gives up trying to figure out which blurry picture is the real thing and holds her palm our and Dib hands them to her and Day angrily puts them on and starts to walk away Dib following at her heels.
Day: Why are you following me?
Dib: Uh I wanted to ask you a question....
Day keeps walking without stopping not even bothering to look over at Dib.
Day: Yeah what?
Dib: I was wondering if you wanted to go out to eat somewhere tomorrow after school....like a date?
Day stops with Dib staring at her curiously behind her shoulder. Day lifts her arm in alignment with her ear, turns the fist towards Dib and punches him almost breaking his glasses. Dib falls back on the ground in surprise and Day picks Dib up by the collar of his shirt.
Day: I don't "go out" with stupid pathic human people. And besides I have a detention tomorrow in room, 1220, if that room even exist.
Day throws him forcefully on the ground and Dib dust himself off and runs way ahead of Day to catch up with Jiz. Dib does the same laser trick and it works.
Jiz: AHHHH! MY EYE IS SEEING RED! I'M BLIND!
Dib comes up from next to her to in front of her. Jiz is rubbing her eye madly and Day runs up from behind her and runs by her laughing.
Day: HAHAHA! I'm not gonna wait for you either! MWAHAHA
Jiz: SO! I don't care! I'm still taller than you!
Day is too far ahead to hear Jiz's last sentence and she continues rubbing her eye madly and then looks back up at Dib who she noticed before, but didn't pay any attention to.
Jiz: What do you want?
Jiz starts walking again still rubbing her eye.
Dib: Well I was wondering if you had a second.
Jiz: I don't actually own time so I don't really "have a second."
Dib: I meant do you have a second to stop and talk.
Jiz: Not really.
Dib: Ok then I'll keep talking as we walk ok?
Jiz: Whatever. What do you want?
Dib: I was wondering if you'd like to go somewhere after school tomorrow?
Jiz stops a minute thinking about it then smiles.
Jiz: Yeah sure. Why not. Where are we going?
Jiz starts walking again, a grin still wide on her face.
Dib: I don't know. Your new in town, so where's a place that's closest to your house.
Jiz: Nothing I know of. Lets go to that place.
Jiz points to a magazine rack titled "Bloaty serving rat's tails in pizza" Dib stares at her curiously for a second and then shrugs.
Dib: Ok. Meet with you after school tomorrow.
Jiz: Yahsurewhatever.....
Dib turns around running to cross the street and walks down another street grinning at his brilliant schema.
Dib: After we go out and eat, I'll offer to walk her home, and if I'm correct, I'll be lead straight to Zims house. And on top of that, I can probably learn some kind of new weakness.....
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After Skool Next Day
Day walks down the hall starring at the pink piece of paper. She is basically wondering through the corridors not really sure where she's going. Day stops to look for a someone else to help her find her way to the unknown room 1220 but realizes no one is left in the whole skool and that everyone has gone home. After a food hour or so, she finds the exit, but it's all locked up in chains and she screams.
Day: No0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!
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Jiz and Dib sitting at a Bloaty's pizza hog menu.
Dib: I think I'll just have a slice of cheese pizza. What are you gonna have?
Jiz stares wirily as the menu in disgust as it's covered with goopy cheese.
Jiz: I'll just have a....pizza cheese thing I guess.
The guy in the bloaty pizza hog costume walks up and Dib repeats their orders and Jiz stares angrily at him as he walks away.
Dib: so0o0oo....why don't you tell me alittle about yourself....
Jiz: What's their to tell.....
Dib: I don't know. There has to be some past history.
Jiz: Uh, no....
Dib: How could you not have past history? I mean haven't you ever done anything exciting.
Jiz: Uh....nope....never done anything exciting.
Dib: Where did you transfer from?
Jiz: Uh......
Jiz searches for an answer and sees a bus passing through the glass saying "Take a trip to....MEXICO!" Not knowing where that is Jiz blurts it out anyway.
Jiz: I'm from Mexico!
Jiz smiles big trying to make herself look honest a friendly and instead Dib turns away afraid.
Jiz: what?!
Dib: Uh nothing. Oh hey!
Jiz: So why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself since I've told my unexciting freakish human life.....
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Day is still wondering through the school and is starting to go insane. Day sees a rat running past her and she pounces on it growling, drooling and hissing like she's gonna eat the rat.
Day: Hey do you know another way out?
The rat points to the fire escape and Day drops the rat and runs through the fire escape screaming and laughing like an idiot when she reaches the outside.
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The guy in the Bloaty's costume throws down the pizza on the table. Jiz stands on her chair and holds up her fist in threat.
Jiz: Your next pig man!
Bloaty: Burgh.....*drool* yeah sure whatever.......I eat too many pizzas.....awhhhh....
He wobbles away slowly and Jiz sits back in her chair.
Jiz: Yeah sure! Run away! BUT YOU'LL BE NEXT! YOU'LL BE NEXT!
Dib: Okaaaay......
Jiz sniffs he pizza and eats it slowly wiping the cheese madly off her face with a napkin.
Jiz: Ok now lets leave this pig infestesed place.....
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Jiz and Dib are walking a Dib is examining his surroundings.
Dib(thinking): I may not know much about her back round, but at least I'll know whether she lives with Zim or not.....
Jiz enters the cul-de-sac and they walk to the front of Zim's yard.
Jiz: Ok bye be gone with you.....
Dib: I KNEW IT! YOU-YOU AN ALIEN TOO!
Zim: Walks out front and stares at the two of them
Zim: What's going on here Jiz?
Jiz: Nothing in particular.....just experimenting with this stupid human.....
Dib: Experimenting?
Jiz: Why do you think I LET you ask all those questions. You were so, annoying! Argh. And that pizza stuff.....that stuff should be put on a ship in then sent into the sun! Such a weird cheesy bread pastry.....
Dib: Yeah but you didn't ask me hardly any questions.....
Jiz: I got all the info I need trust me.....
Dib: But that just doesn't make any sense.....
Jiz: OH YES IT DOES!
Dib: No it doesn't.....
Jiz stares at Dib for second angrily.
Jiz: yes it does......
Zim and Jiz turn back and walk in the house slamming the door behind him.
Dib: GO ON AND HIDE WHILE YOUR STILL SAFE AND SECURE! But SOMEDAY the world will know what you REALLY ARE!
The door re-opens and a cat, dog, and rabbit are in the door way.
Gir: VROOM VROOM!!!
The S.I.R.'s run out to attack Dib and chase him down the street.
Dib: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Meanwhile Day is walking home and Dib runs past her in a hurry pushing her into a fence and then she she's the S.I.R.'s ahead of her.
Bob: Ahhh he's not full of candy!
Starr: But I wanted candy!
Gir: Maybe we should've got his wig.
Starr: That wasn't a wig.....
Starr holds up a chunk of Dibs hair.
Starr: What about his clothes? Maybe that was candy?
Bob: Nope.
Bob holds up chunks of Dibs pants and the face on his shirt. And bob hugs the face.
Bob: I'm gonna name him Bob!
Gir: But your name is Bob!
Bob: HE STOLE MY NAME!
Bob stuffs the left over clothes in his mouth in attempt to eat it and hacks it off in one cough.
Gir: It's not candy?
Bob: No......
Starr: BUT I WANT CANDY!
Day walks up after investigating from a distance.
Day: What are you doing?
Starr: Jiz lied! She tolds us the that funny kid in the blue shirt was full of candy!
Day stares at Starr a second and then shrugs and walks with the S.I.R.'s back to the house.
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Setting: back at home
Day: So why did you say Dib was fully of candy when he's full of human organs?
Zim: because she tried to go on a "Date" with him to extract information.
Day: You went on a solo mission!
Jiz: Yup.....
Day: What information did you get....
Jiz: His dad is a very important scientist and specializes in chemical mixings and other creations such as advanced engineering.
Zim: And?
Jiz: He has a sister name Gaz who is a game freak and very dominate.
Zim: AND?!
Jiz: Thats it.
Zim: I KNEW OF THIS ALREADY!
Day: You should've ASKED him before you wasted vauable time.
Jiz: Oh like what you did was important.
Day: I talked to a rat....and I learned there is no room 1220! So yeah, I did spend my time wisley!
Jiz: No you didn't Day! Your an idiot! I knew there was no room 1220!
Day: Then why didn't you tell me that?!
Jiz: Because I wanted to watch you waste your time and suffer because I know they chain the doors closed after skool is dismeissed!
Day: ARGH! YOU SUCK! You made me attack a rat!
Jiz: Ew a rat. How Sad!!!
Day: Darn you! I WILL get my revenge!
Jiz: Suuurrreeee
Zim: Will you shut up! I have things to do so just be quiet ok?
Day: Sure whatever....things....
Day and Jiz continue to argue as Zim goes into the kitchen and steps into the enterance into his lab and gets stuck.
Zim: WHY MUST THIS BE! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET STUCK?! HELP ME!!!ARGH IT SMELLS!!!!WHY DOES IT SMELL!
Day and Jiz continue arguing leaving Zim stuck in the toilet.