I woke up in the morning with my laptop on my chest. I kind of fell asleep with it there after typing my status last night. I guess I was more tired than I thought. I looked at my page, and saw that I had some comments on my latest update.

Status Update

Sydney Reyes: Interesting date. May need to start to explore my options. Mood: Intrigued

Egan Ferrarduccio: What are those options?

Jamie Hank: I'm available!

Sydney Reyes: Get off my page, Hank!

I decided I'd check Egan's update. Maybe she had something to say about our 'date'.

Status Update

Egan Ferrarduccio: I think I just gained a friend. This should turn out to be a pretty good day! Mood: Friendly

Sydney Reyes: Why are you up so early?

I typed a quick comment and yawned. It was 6:30 in the morning. True we had to get to school in about an hour and a half but that status update was so… I don't know, sunny? Cheerful? It was so Egan I couldn't help nut gag. "You're supposed to be nicer now Sydney" I mumbled to myself before heading to my bathroom and begin my morning ritual.

I came to my laptop again just before leaving and I noticed Egan had responded to a new comment.

Egan Ferrarduccio: You never answered my question… You answer mine, I answer yours. That's how friendship works.

Sydney Reyes: Options are endless.

I smirked a little and shut the laptop and headed out to my car.

I got out of my car and headed straight for the Starbucks right across the treet from my school. The barista had my coffee ready for me as I approached and smiled gratefully. "Thanks." I said handing her the money I had ready for her. That is how I liked my days; the most minimal human contact possible.

I walked into the school and to my locker and I took a sip of my coffee as I dialed in my combination. "Good morning." Came a voice that I was not used to hearing this early in the morning,

"Why are you talking to me right now, Egan?" I grumbled swinging the locker door open.

"Testing out your options," She said and I finally turned to her trying to level a glare in her direction. But I faltered, because I don't know why this happened to me, but what she was wearing kind of had me tongue-tied. She wore this shirt; it was a black wraparound tunic that hit all of her curves perfectly making her boobs look even bigger and her perfect ass look even more perfect. The tunic was form fitting, not to mention the trademarked black skinny jeans accentuated by her grey knee high boots. "Sydney…" She said annoyed, "How am I supposed to have a friendly conversation with you if you are just going to stare at me like an idiot."

I then level a glare at her. She called me an idiot. "Then don't talk to me." I looked back into my locker and jerked the book I was looking for out and then slammed my door shut.

"I thought we were going to try this my way this time?" She whined and walked behind me.

"You just called me an idiot." I said not slowing down.

"I did not!" She said furrowing her brows. I used the voice I use to tease her with and repeat when she had called me that and her eyes widened. "Oh… Sydney I'm so sorry!"

Now that I didn't expect so I stopped just outside of Collins' classroom. I looked back at her and contemplated forgiveness. "You going on a date today Egan?" I asked rolling my eyes and heading into the classroom.

"Sort of." She said blushing a little as she followed me in the classroom. "I kind of have a thing for someone, I want them to notice me." She confided in me.

I raise my eyebrows and looked her up and down. "Well… I guess they're in for a treat." I complimented and headed for my seat.

She took a seat up front next to her best friend, Kyle, and waited for Collins to begin.

Status Update

Egan Ferrarduccio: New look effective. Can't wait to see what happens next! Mood: Thrilled

Kyle Daniels: Yeah Egan you look hot today. Hope it works out for you!

Egan Ferrarduccio: Me too, Kyle! They noticed… What should I do next?

Sydney Reyes: First you might want to stop discussing it in public.

Travis Carson: You came on the slap in the daytime?

Sydney Reyes: I'm only commenting!

Egan Ferrarduccio: Hey we're supposed to be in rehearsal, let's focus!

Yes, focus. She's right. I put my stupid phone in my prop apron and glared at Travis. He glared back and went through the motions of the play. I was great, right up to the point where Egan falls face flat on my chest. "Oh, honey. Darling!" I said, her breath on my chest made me feel weird. I am covering my cleavage up tomorrow.

"I'm sorry, sweet heart. I've just been so tired from working over time for the past week." She shouted looking around wildly.

"I'm sorry… you were saying, I'm so…" I said trying to soften my voice a little.

"Oh Marie, you're so good. I don't know how you could love a minimum wage loser like me." She said, her pretty eye looking at me the same way she did on our playdate. Which gave me chills.

"You're no loser, baby." I said starting to freak out a little under her gaze.

"Oh Marie, I love you!" She said her voice taking on this silky quality that I hadn't heard before. Though it sounded more unsure than sure. Oliver, which was the part she's playing, had to br positive he loved his wife and that kind of pissed me off.

"I love you." I said through my teeth.

Collins sighed. We looked at him and he shook his head holding it in his hands. "Go on another date tonight. Make it a family movie night or something.

"What?" I asked coming off the stage.

"It's Friday. Have a freaking sleepover and movie night or something." Collins said and headed out of the Black Box. "That was admittedly better, but it needs some improvement."

I looked over at Egan who had now pulled her hair out of the bun and had take off her mustache. She was discussing something in hushed tones. I went to my bag and picked it up. Get going Egan, I'll meet you at your house." I yell over my shoulder.

"Um…" She said hopping off of the stage and running after me. "Sydney wait! My family is over visiting." She whispered breathily as she caught up to me.

"Fine… come to my house." I said with a shrug. I turn to leave again.

"Um could you give me a ride home? I have to see if i can get out of tonight's stuff and come over to your house. I'll pay for gas." She said a little desperately.

"You bet you will." I answered, and waited for her to get her bag.

"Thanks," She said smiling.

"You're also opening my car door for me." I said, "I'm a lady."

"No problem." She said holding the Black Box door open for me and bowing like a dude. She is a whole lot prettier than any dude I have ever seen.

"Thank you, Oliver." I said with a smirk.

"Anytime, Marie."

Status Update

Egan Ferrarduccio: Going to Marie's house for a sleepover… I wish my house wasn't crowded this weekend. Mood: Nervous

Sydney Reyes: Well you could just stay home…

Egan Ferrarduccio: And fail? No thanks. Can we please not watch any scary movies?

Sydney Reyes: Why are we discussing this here?

Egan Ferrarduccio: You started it!

I stepped out of the car after our stupid argument. She was sure taking her sweet time getting out of the house. She was only getting her night clothes. I rang the doorbell and someone that looked like Egan only older opened the door. "Are you Egan's friend?"

"Yeah, I'm not her friend." I said walking past her, angry at the woman at the door for reminding me of Egan.

"Sydney? What are you doing here?" Martina asked eyeing me dubiously.

"Waiting for your sister to stop arguing with me on Twitter so we can go." I answered Martina and sat on the couch. There were a bunch of people in the Ferrarduccio house that night. A little girl of about four years came up to me and stared. She was pretty cute, had thos Egan eyes. "What are you staring at?" I asked.

"You're pretty." She whispered, then she touched my forearm where my tattoo peeked out from my sleeve. "You're so white, like a china doll."

I could feel the blush rising on my cheeks. "Thank you," I said uncomfortably and I looked around everyone was staring at me. Just then Egan came down the stairs and hugged her older doppelganger.

"I see you later aunt Marissa!" Then she came towards me and mussed her mini me's hair. "Later Alyssa!" She looked to everyone else. "See you tomorrow guys!" and then she grabbed my wrist and pulled me up off the couch and through the door.

"You weren't kidding about the full house." I muttered as she opened my car door for me.

"Nope" she said as she stepped into the car. "Let's go to the gas station and then pick up the pizza I ordered."

"Okay," I said blinking at her take charge attitude. "You're all dude today."

"You told me you were a lady… I am following your instructions." She said with a shrug.

I let her into my house. I guess this was the first time I had ever invited her over. She looked around as if in awe of everything. "My God, Marie! What does your dad do?"

I looked at her with a quirked brow. She had started calling me Marie, and it was growing on me a little. "He is a lawyer… and not a very good one, because my mom took him to the cleaners…"

"I'd say…" Egan looked around and then turned her focus on me. "What does your mom do?"

"The pool boy." I said dryly. I guess she didn't know what to say to that and her face faltered. "She's a psychiatrist."

"Oh…" her brow furrowed as she looked eat me. Probably wondering why I was so screwed up if my mom was a shrink. "Shall we get eating then?"

I nodded and led her to my bedroom, "Let's eat in my room. It will drive my mother insane." I said with a smirk, and she followed me up.

We watched some random ass movie on FX while we ate. I wasn't really paying attention because the pajamas Egan brought was kind of distracting seeing as it was just a simple Victoria's Secret cami and PINK branded purple shorts. The thing was that I hadn't gotten the thought of Egan's ass out of my mind from school today, and now there was the word PINK embroidered there for me to read.

I turned to the screen to see what was going on, and there are two girls just making out. "What the hell are we watching Egan?" I final asked.

She jumped and looked over at me, "D.E.B.S. You haven't seen it before?"

"Do I look like I would have wanted to see this movie before? There is not even one drop of blood in it."

She shrugged and nodded. She stared at the screen where the brunette and the blonde were making out and she seemed to blush a bit. "Have you ever done that?" She asked.

I raised my brow turning my eyes from the blushing girl to the screen, which was now changed to the fine ass Megan Good trying to find her friend. Wait what? Who am I kidding she is fine. "Make out? Yes I have done it plenty of times." I answered trying not to sound too annoyed.

"I mean with a girl." My eyebrows shoot up into my hairline. "When would I have had time to do that Egan? I have been with one boy for a teenage eternity."

She looked back at the TV. The two girls were taking things a bit further. "I wonder what it's like…" She said kind of to herself.

"Are you gay Egan?" I ask curiously.

"NO!" She screams. "I'm just curious… like Katy Perry."

I laugh at her reaction. "There's nothing wrong with liking other girls Egan."

"Are you gay Sydney?" She asked me.

"I am a person." I answered matter-o-factly. "No labels on me."

"So you'd date a girl?" She asked.

"I'm dating a girl right now." I answered with a smirk.

"Come on, be serious." She asked sitting next to me.

"I have my preferences, I don't know if they would ever change." I said folding my arms across my chest leaning back on the headboard.

She blinked at me and sat down again to watch the rest of the movie in silence.

Later, I got up to go do my status update and passed by her to get to my laptop. She pulled my hand to make me stop and turn to face her. She stood up and stroked my cheek. Then she pulled me close and kissed me.

It was soft, and insistent. Her hand moved to the back of my head and I felt an incredibly light feeling within me, then an ache down below. But it was different that I had ever felt before with my ex boyfriend, Ben. It was more intense as if I was stretching and my body was seeking her warmth. Then I panicked and stepped away. My eyes wild I locked at her with a question on my lips, "What was…"

"End of second date… Good night Sydney." She said and laid down on the air mattress I had laid out on the floor for her. I turned and stalked to the bathroom.

I had to do something about what she had done to me, I wanted her, but I wasn't gonna let her have me. I searched my bathroom drawers for my vibrator. Once I found it I pulled my PJ bottoms off and I saw the most hideous thing. I screamed in a silent dream because I didn't want anyone to come to me and see what was wrong with me.

I dropped the vibrator on the floor and I followed dropping to my knees. I just looked at the new friend that had joined me. It was a nice size, I mean bigger than Ben's friend had been, but I shouldn't have this. This has never happened to me before. I held it, stroked it and I thought, that maybe if I satisfy it, it would go away. I did and it sputtered this milky substance and it shrank away. "What the fuck?"

It was so scary! But now thinking about it in hindsight, it was the coolest thing ever. I don't know how many girls can say they can grow a dick. But why has this never happened before? I have been turned on before. I have to say, I am so glad this never happened to me when I was with Ben. Now what was I supposed to do with this new knowledge of my body?

Status Update

Sydney Reyes: Oliver is passed out on my floor. I didn't kill him. It wasn't me.