Thanks so much for the great reviews, I'm glad you like this. Che, I got the idea when I was talking about the guy I like and my friend said I had come down with a case of lovesickness, so yeah. And sorry, but allenxlenalee wont come till later.

By the way, after watching dgm, does anyone else find themselves saying "Che" a lot or calling people "Beansprout"? Cos I do.

I don't own dgm.

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'You've got lovesickness.'

Lavi blinked in confusion, unsure if he'd heard them right.

'What? Lovesickness?'

'That's correct,' Reever said, nodding, 'I take it you're confused?'

'Uh, yeah. Wanna explain something for me?'

'Basically,' Johnny began, 'Supervisor Komui was experimenting on a secret potion yesterday and it blew up, and it became some kind of strange disease that increases a person's hormone level rapidly, forcing them to kiss the next person they see.'

'I see…'Lavi scratched his head, still being dragged on his back in the net. 'And it spread?'

'Yes, and after searching for almost two days we've traced it to you and we have to quarantine you until we can cure it.'

'Oh…Then wouldn't you have to quarantine everyone else who was infected?'

'Nope,' Reever said, 'The effect of the hormone levels rapid changes shock the system so much that once it you kiss another person and release the levels, the disease is pushed out of your body and into the person you're kissing. Once that happens, you can no longer be infected, and infected people aren't drawn to kiss you.'

'Oh, well, sorry, but I already kissed someone so I don't-'

The tree scientists gasped, dropped Lavi and rounded on him, eyes glinting. He sweatdropped.

'WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US SONER?!' Reever cried in anguish.

'I'm sorry, I didn't know!' Lavi sobbed, slightly scared, 'But…What's so bad about this? It's just kissing, and only one person at a time.'

'Yes, now, but think of the long term affects! If this gets outside the order, wars could be started! Relationships could be ruined! And people could be charged with sexual harassment!'

'And what if the virus mutates?' Johnny cried, sobbing into Reever's shoulder, 'It could be so more then one person could have it! And what if instead of kissing relieving it, it became sex? Everybody would be dead or in jail!'

'Think of the paperwork…' Tapp shuddered, eye wide, 'We would get infinity overtime without pay!'

At this, Johnny cried harder. Reever patted him on the back, trying to comfort him. Lavi gulped and sat up, feeling guilty. There was definitely going to be a problem if they didn't find the finder soon.

'Alright,' He smiled in a positive way, trying not to show his fear, 'I'll help you look for the finder I kissed.'

'Thanks, Lavi,' Reever nodded, 'but he's probably kissed someone else by now, this could take days to track down the newest disease host.'

'So? You need all the help you can get by the sounds of it. Now can you cut me outta this net? My innocence doesn't seem to work on it.'

After Johnny took out a switchblade and cut Lavi free, they all ran in the direction of the finder. As they did, Lavi suddenly remembered something.

'Hey, shouldn't Komui be helping?'

'He is,' Tapp answered, panting from the running, 'We locked him in a lab and he's not allowed any Food or sleep until he finds a cure for the lovesickness.'

Lavi sweatdropped, wondering how Komui would act after a few days of living on nothing but coffee. He shook his head, deciding he didn't want to know.

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Deep in his lab, Komui raised a shaking hand to grasp the coffee mug, not taking his eyes off the paper, his eyes zooming back and fourth across it so fast it was scary. For the past fourteen hours He had been locked in here with nothing but coffee.

'OkokumifthatcausedthatthenwhatifIdidthisnothenthatwouldmakeitworseperhapsifIchangedthispartof theformulaPANCAKES!!' Komui suddenly yelled, jumping high in the air, splashing his coffee everywhere. He looked around, confused, then straightened his glasses on his face and bent back over the papers, muttering to himself in a fast whisper and shaking violently from the caffine overdose.

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Yeah, sorry, short chapter. I'm tired cos of the maths exam today. Anyway, hope it wasn't too crappy.

And yeah, that's what I think Komui would be like if he was drunk on coffee.

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