Hoshi: The next chappy! ^^

Yumiko: Beware. Blatant self-insertion. Not that anyone cares anyway.

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Wufei was woken up the next morning by Treize the magic disco fairy hitting him over the head with a pillow.

"Wake up wake up wake up!" Wufei grumbled something and smacked Treize with the other pillow.

"Leave me alone." Treize yanked the blankets back and pulled Wufei up by his hair.

"I will not leave you alone because I need your help. Now get dressed. " There was a pause. "Unless of course you want to go out in your boxer shorts." Wufei hit Treize with the pillow again and stalked out the room. He stalked back into the room a few minutes later, all washed and dressed. Treize sweatdropped. "Wow. Speed cleaning." Wufei just glared at him.

"What do you want help with?" Treize grabbed his hand and the pair disappeared.

Wufei looked around the room they were in. It was a particularly comfortable looking room. He shot a sidelong glance at Treize.

"Why are we here? I don't see any problem."

"Just wait." Suddenly there came a noise.

[CRASHclangthud ]

"Ryan, put Fluffy Uncle Mike {1} down!"

[thumpthumpthumppoing.]

"No! Katie! Don't touch the-"

[BOOOOOOOM!!]

The door to the room slammed open and a teenaged girl, with brown hair, stalked in, a four year old boy under one arm and a six year old girl under the other. All of them were covered with soot and there was smoke coming from the room they'd just come out of. She stalked past Treize and Wufei and walked straight through another door.

"Here, play with the kitties."

"Hoshi! That's cruel!"

"The cats can handle it."

[mrrrrrow!! ClatterthumpthudCLANGfwappitfwappitfwappit]

The door opened again the girl stalked out, followed by another, blonde girl.

"Yumiko, stop being such a wuss." Hoshi ordered. Yumiko glared at her.

"You've just sentenced our cats to a fate worse than death, and you expect me to be calm about it!?"

"Yes." Hoshi turned to Treize. "I see you brought your friend. Good. We need a hand with those two little horrors." She patted Wufei on the head. "Be a good boy and go pick me out a weapon for today whilst I go wash up." She turned and walked up the stairs. Yumiko looked at Wufei.

"When you're done, can you give me a hand cleaning the study? Katie blew up the insta-gloop machine, and now the entire room'll be covered in multi-coloured goo." She walked off. Wufei stared at Treize.

"How do you know these people!?" Treize shrugged.

"They're the authors. Plus, they're letting me stay here, so I can't argue." He pointed to a closet. "Weapon Closet's there. I'd do what they say, or you might find yourself on the wrong end of a novelty oversized pack of Wriggly's chewing gum." Wufei stared at Treize as he walked off, then shook himself and made his way over to the cupboard. He opened the door and looked in. It was filled to the brim with various weapons, A scythe, a wizard's staff and an oversized novelty pack of Wriggly's chewing gum to mention but a few. Quickly, he pulled out the wizard's staff and slammed the door, just as Hoshi appeared from upstairs and took the staff off Wufei.

"Spankashun." She turned and wandered into the kitchen.

Blinking, Wufei made his way over to the study. He opened the door, stepped in and got a big blob of green sludge dropped on his head. Raising a hand hesitantly, he wiped off the ooze that was squelching it's way down his forehead. Before he could do anything, a mop was shoved in one hand and a bucket of soapy water in the other.

"There y'go. Thanks." Wufei stared as Yumiko walked out, then looked around the room. Half of it was perfectly clean. The other half was covered in multi-coloured glop and a machine near the wall was constantly spewing out more.

"Oh for the love of Nataku." He muttered, before setting to work on the mess.

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Two hours later, Wufei staggered out of the study, leaning on the mop for support, covered in almost as much goo as the wall had been. Hoshi poked her head in the room and made a sound of being satisfied.

"You did a good job." Wufei just glared at her. There was a crash, then a rumble, then five kittens burst out a room and skidded to a halt behind Wufei.

"Wha-?"

"Oh hell…" Hoshi dived behind Wufei as well just as the two little kids he had seen earlier burst out the room and ran past, screaming. "Little monsters." Hoshi muttered, when they'd gone.

"I'm sure." There was a 'DING-DONG' noise. Hoshi left Wufei to his own amusements as she went to open the door. There was a silence then loud squealing, the kind you only get when a large group of teenage fan-girls accumulates, started.

Unfortunately for Wufei, he didn't realise the danger he was in.

If he had, there would be no next chapter of this fic, which, in some ways, may not have been a bad thing.

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{1} I swear my next-door neighbour's kid called his hamster this!

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Yumiko: I can't believe you didn't get rid of Katie and Ryan before the end of this chapter.

Hoshi: I admit it, I'm a fool. I am the idiot savant.

Yumiko: Indeed. Those little monsters are going to drive me insane!

Hoshi: **mutters** Too late.

Yumiko: How rude!

Hoshi: Review please!