Dudes, we are so sorry we haven't uploaded anything for a while, you see, Rachel's friend has been injured in a car accident, and one of her family members died. She is going all emo on us! Don't worry, she's not a cutter, nor is she suicidal… Yet… So once Rachel's 'episode' is over, we will once again continue with How To Annoy Jacob Black Remember: It takes 3 to truly make things funny.
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Chapter 2
Oh Shiz!
RPOV!
Well, this isn't going to end well. But, we are going to hell, might as well pass through the center circle of it.
I tugged on Bella's sleeve. "Come on Bella! Lets go see what classes we have!" I was seriously excited, I haven't been to school for over 140 years! You cannot blame me for being excited.
Bella growled. I laughed. Hearing Bella growl was a good sign; that meant that she wasn't completely miserable. Well, that's a lie. She was very miserable, but Edward wasn't the only thing making her like this. God has clearly shown me that this will work out, somehow. All we need to do is stay as far away from other covens of vampires as possible. That was the challenge.
"I'll walk you three there, Andrea already has her list." Jordan said walking in front of us.
He is so nice! Why couldn't I have known him when I was alive?
BPOV
Man. Even though Renee tried to keep a good distance between her and Jordan, she almost yells out "I LOVE YOU!" to him.
"Come on Bella!" Renee whined again, pulling on my sleeve. This time, I allowed myself to be dragged to the office.
"Hello!" An enthusiastic woman said from behind the desk when we entered the office.
"Hi!" Renee smiled back, walking towards the desk. "I'm Renee Gortze, and these are my siblings, Mark and B-" She stopped died in her tracks. After what seemed like an eternity, she spoke again, "Sorry, I kind of zoned out for a minute, where was I?" She pretended to be in deep thought; putting her pointer finger over her lips and making a pouting face; that was hysterical.
Finally, she spoke, "Oh yeah!" Her finger moved from her mouth and it shot into the air. Then it moved to point at me. "That's my older sister, Isabella!"
Realization spread across the woman's face. "Oh of course!" She scrambled with a few pieces of paper. "Here is your schedule, I hope you have a good year! Oh, and if you ever need help please," I couldn't help but notice that she was mostly speaking to Mark. I heard Renee snicker. I glared at her, and she smiled back. "Come and ask, I'll help you out." The woman finished.
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"Kate is going to be so pissed!" Renee laughed.
Mark looked uneasy. "Shut up Renee," He spat out, "If you so much as imagine telling her, I will rip you to pieces and send them to Aro!"
I laughed.
Renee, however, was not in the least bit happy. "Speaking of imagining, what was that woman imagining? I know you were watching."
Of course, Mark's special talent of seeing people's imagination has been his downfall.
Mark sighed, and let it go.
"So Bella, what classes do you have?" Renee said, obviously she noticed the sudden need of a subject change.
"You first." I was not going to be the first so she could change and somehow magically ending up in my class.
"Fine, stupid butt munch." Renee mumbled to herself. After glancing at the sheet of paper she quickly looked up at me, smiling. "I. Love. This. School."
We waited for more. When she didn't say anything else, Mark and I decided to press the matter on further. "And?"
"I got into 11th grade classes!" She squealed.
I looked over in Marks direction, "When can we be expecting another mood swing?"
"Shut up!" Renee yelled and began running towards the cafeteria.
They were all there, Jordan, Kate, and Andrea, sitting patiently waiting for us at the nearest table. They looked so much more peaceful than at our house. Maybe that's because Renee wasn't yelling and running around yet.
But, no fantasy lives forever, because Renee came running towards Jordan and sat on his lap, giving him the "Oh, I'm so innocent and they just hurt me" look..
"Jo-Jo!" Renee sobbed falsely. Rubbing her dry eyes as if she was crying. She was actually pretty convincing.
"What happened?" Jordan asked, he was playing along, and Renee knew it. They just loved doing that with each other. Not like the other couples in the world that like to-
"BELLA!" Mark almost screamed at me. I looked up and saw Mark really pissed off at me.
"What?"
"Stop it! I already have to be by hormonal teenagers for the whole year, don't make it worse on me!"
I blushed, and tried to pay attention to what Renee was telling Jordan, it was always better than cable.
"They have been making fun of me!" Renee whined to Jordan.
Jordan chuckled, "I'm sorry."
I looked away, they were having a private memory together, I really hated watching it.
Just then, the bell rang, signaling to go to our first class.
Kate got up, took Marks hand, and said to the rest of us, "We all have the same lunch, so we'll save you all seats." And she and Mark walked away.
RPOV!
I really hated leaving Jordan, but I'll see him in about 2 hours.
Then, I suddenly bumped into someone, someone BIG.
"Oh, Sorry!" The boy said as I hit the floor.
"It's alright, I'm fine." I looked up and I almost gasped.
He. Was. Hot! And I don't normally say that. Oh please, don't have a mood swing!
"Are you sure?" He asked as he offered a hand to help me up.
"Positive, thank you." I said taking his hand and allowing him to help me up.
Jordan growled in my mind. He knew. He was going to torture me later.
I then realized why Jordan had growled, not only because I thought this boy was hot, but he wasn't human. OH CRAP!
"What's your name?" The boy asked.
I pondered for a second. "Renee." I wasn't going to have him in any of my classes, so why not tell him the truth?
"Well Renee, I'm Emmett, maybe I'll see you around." He smiled and left.
Oh dear Lord, what have I done? We have another vampire here!
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While I was walking to my first class, I couldn't help but let my mind wander through the memories of the student body. Most of them were perverted. Until I came to one that was familiar, way too familiar to me.
WOOT! MEMORY TIME!
FROM MYSTERY PERSONS POINT OF VIEW!
"Okay, let's talk," a girl with deep chocolate colored eyes said. It sounded as if she was nervous.
I took an intake of breath.
You can do, this. She won't be in any more danger once you finish this. I thought to myself.
"Bella, we are leaving," I said slowly.
oooooooooooo0000ooooooooooo
I had to pull myself out of that memory, and fast.
I looked around quickly, trying to find the source. I found it.
As I walked by it, I thought in my head. 'No way in heck are you going to know what I'm thinking, ass wipe. Yeah, I know it's you, Edward.'
Alright! That was an interesting chapter to write! So now, Lauren and I are going to try to stop Rachel from being so emo! Pray for our souls! We will attempt to finish the next chapter in two days. And hopefully, in a minimum of 4 days, Rachel will be back and we can work on How to Annoy Jacob Black! Thank you for reading!
"Love, life, meaning . . . over." Bella Swan, New Moon: By Stephenie Meyer.