I OWN NOTHING OF FFX! NO CHARACTERS NO PLACES NO NOTHING! This story takes place 1 year after FFX2 and 3 years after FFX . It's supposed to be funny and dramatic. Romantic, too. In this story, Gippal, Baralai, and Nooj dont exist, okay? AuRikku Tuna Luakka Rated T just to be safe.
Wakka is walking to his house.
Wakka goes in the house and wakes up Lulu from her nap(biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig mistake).
Lulu glares at Wakka and flashes an evil grin.
Back at the Crusader's Lodge, Yuna and Tidus(who finally came to his senses) wondered where Wakka and Lulu were.
Yuna: Let's see if they're at home.
Tidus: Okay.
They walk across the village and see dismembered body parts everywhere. Uh-oh! The body parts were Wakka's.
Tidus: What did Wakka do THIS time?
Yuna: Whatever he did made Lulu mad.
They looked at each other in horror.
Tidus: No wonder he got fried.
Lulu: Let's get him to the hospital, shall we?
Lulu: Great. More medical bills. We already have 1000 of them.
After Wakka's surgery…
Wakka: Why did you do that, Lu? I didn't do anything.
Lulu: Except wake me up from my afternoon nap.
Wakka: Sorry! Please forgive me, ya? I'll do the dishes for a week! A month! A year!
Lulu: Okay already. You must do the dishes for one year, one month, one week, and one day.
Wakka breathed a sigh of relief.
Yuna and Tidus laughed.