For those of you who are still in doubt...

Do you or have you...?

Have a tattoo of a white rabbit on your shoulder?

Bought a white rabbit and named it Switch?

Cry every time you hear the word 'mouse'?

Sat in your basement for three days straight, wearing a trench coat and sunglasses, rocking back and forth chanting 'There is no spoon, there is no spoon, there is no spoon...'

Watched 'The Matrix' on TNT even though you already have the VHS, DVD, or both?

Shaved off every hair on your body, then super-glued a bottlecap to your neck?

Done the previous, then gone on a waterslide and pretended your being released?

Do what Zephyr does, which is laughed during math class when talking about vertices? (Zeph, for calling me cool, I am mentioning you in my list! You da addict! *lol*)

Run up to someone in the street if they're wearing all black, and then ask them if they have an exit ready?

Swipe people's cell phones off the street and then yell 'Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here!' into them?

Tried doing the Trinity fight scene on the cops when they try to arrest you for swiping the cell phone and yelling 'Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here!' into them?

Become seriously afraid of the secret service?

Mutter 'shit, shit, shit' whenever you look at the clock and it reads '9:18'?

"Accidentally" called your significant other either Neo or Trinity?

Made yourself a bumpersticker that says 'Digital Pimp; Hard at Work'?

Stopped visiting your grandparents because their hearing aids just look too much like the Agent's earpieces?

Bent all the spoons in your cafeteria, then stood up on a table and screamed at the top of your voice "THERE IS NO SPOON"?

Also for the ladies: Insisted that your boyfriend start wearing his hair like Keanu's? (especially like it is in the final scene...oh baby, that's what I like! I bet his hair smells like coconut....*eyes glaze over and begins to drool*)

Given the Cypher speech to the Operator? (I think the Operator is gonna get really tired of us calling her constantly and reciting 'Matrix' lines to her. *evil grin*)

Stopped eating steak because you're afraid you might suddenly turn evil like Cypher?

Gotten a devious look on your face whenever the cops at the airport ask you to remove all metallic items you may be carrying?

Play 'The Matrix' inside your head when you can't sleep at night?

Constantly insist that it's the year 2199, but you honestly don't know?

Alright, if you didn't believe me the first time, YOU ARE AN ADDICT! Why do you keep denying it? IT'S A GOOD THING! Sheesh! *Goes off to watch 'The Matrix' for the 782 time*