I don't own harry potter if i did he might actually have a personality

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Magic Arcane

by:muaaimoi

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Chapter two : Cons are ohana

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Juvie wasn't as bad as he thought it would be . That was pretty amazing though , because he didn't think it would be all that bad in the first place . Telly never did let him down . It had taught him to read , how to tie his shoes and given him all sorts of tips on surviving his abusive house hold with minimum damage and maximum entertainment .All things that the Dursley family was far too stupid to pick up on .

He actually owed his current residence to the Tellys wisdom .Really almost every successful asshole out there needed to spend some time in there to make it big in life. Well if he didn't want to be bored out of his mind with a desk job.Which was something Harry would rather chew off his own legs off than do.

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Mike was 16 years old and had been in and out of juvie since he was 12 .This while not all that special to other people was his only claim to being special. In surrey he was the youngest person to be arrested there ever.So with this in mind he was obviously quite familiar with the detention facility. So he was understandably confused to find a nine year old playing with a rubix cube in his cell .

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Mike was gonna repent man. He was gonna serve the lord . He would join a convent he would swear himself into a life of celibacy . he would become the epitome of good for the simple fact that it was the only chance he'd ever get to get as far away as humanly possible from the creature that shared his cell. They didn't allow demons in church right ?

Speaking of the demon it had just come in . It was a deceptive little fucker too . The first day mike had even thought he was an innocent little bugger that was in the wrong place at the wrong time. But then he had made the mistake of trying to intimidate it and all hell had broken loose .

" Oh Mikeeey " The green eyed brat sang happily obviously delighted . Mike shuddered

" Roger said he wanted to see you "

" Ro-Roger " Mike stuttered .

Every one knew who Roger was . He was the meanest bastard in this place . he was also at the demons beck and call . No one knew what had happened when they met . They just Knew that when Harry ( That's what the demon called itself) was mad at you or just plain didn't like you Roger was the one that hurt you .

" Yup !" Harry said cheerfully " Its been a while since you've seen him right ?".

No it hadn't been a while at all . In fact he'd 'seen' Roger last night . His stomach was bruised enough to prove it . So Mike did one of the few smart things he'd ever done in his life to date . He got on his knees and begged . He'd begged the demon to save him .

Harry smiled " You got in here cuz you jacked a car right ?"

Mike wondered if priestesses could be forgiven if they made deals with demons .

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Within an hour of his arrival at the Dursley Residence the door bell rang . When Petunia opened the door she came face to face with a large male roughly 6'5 with mean dark eyes and the largest buffest arms shed ever seen on anyone .

" Im looking for Harry Potter "

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So what do you think ? R&R please .