This chapter has been rewritten in story form.
Flamers' Message of the Day: It's not crapfic when we write it.
Aang and the gang were out of food. Sokka had to go shopping, because everyone else had already gone before and it was his turn again. So he went to the market and bought milk, eggs, ketchup, buns, lettuce, hamburger meat, toilet paper, soda pop, cat food, cheese, vinegar, chicken, mustard, carrots, soup, tomatoes, french fries, napkins, batteries, and a software design kit for instant fanfic flaming fun.
But all of the refrigerated items (or those that should've been refrigerated) went bad, and they were discarded, except for the eggs, which were chucked at a certain Fire Navy ship.
The software design kit was figured out by Wan Shi Tong several weeks later, and he created the very first and best "Sonic the Hedgehog" game for GameBoy Advance to pass the time until he figured it was safe to use his awesome powers to bring the library back to the surface. Needless to say, we never have and never will play that game. We're just stuck with one of the worst ports of all time. Yay.
As for everything else, the gang found a use for that, too. I just don't feel like making it up right now.
Aang turns to stare at the readers and says, "If you see fuzzy black stuff on cheese, don't eat it."
May the Buns be with you.