(On the Bridge of the D, Deanna rises for no reason)
Troi: I'd Like To Buy The World A Home;
And Furnish It With Love;
(Bev joins in)
Bev: With Honey Bees And Apple Trees;
(Worf nods head, reluctantly)
Worf: And...Snow White Turtle Doves.
Picard: That's enough, now.
Wes: I'd Like to Teach The World To Sing; In Perfect Harmony
Picard: Oh, I'LL teach you how to sing!
Geordi: I'd Like To Buy The World A Coke; And Keep It Company;
Riker: It's The Song I Sing;
Picard: Really, Crewman Riker?
All: (Except JLP) What The World Wants Today;
P: World? Which world?
All: And What The World Wants Today; Is The Real Thing.
(As they bob, weave, and continue singing Picard runs off The Bridge)
P: Holodeck 4!
(Holo 4)
P: Computer-access greatest known battle of Captain James Kirk-begins
simulation!
(We see TOS Crew; Enterprise is facing Ghidorah in space)
Kirk: All stop!
Picard: All stop? But what about King...
Spock: Live...
Uhura: From The Enterprise...
Picard: Oh, No...Not again!
Sulu: It's The Ancient Destroyer Holiday Special!
Chekov: Featuring Peter Kirk and The Revelation' Children's Choir!
PK: Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! While The Merry Bells Keep
Ringing...Happy Holidays...To You! Oh, It's The Holiday Season;
All: (Except JLP) The Holiday Season...
Picard: Why Me? Who is causing this?
(By an artist's board, we see a cackling Q)
Q: Gee, Ain't I A Stinker?
(For good measure, Chevy Chase comes in dressed as Ghidorah and devours Q)
Chevy: Land Shark.