Disclaimer: Once again, all the characters belong to the wonderful J.K.Rowling.
"I dare you to kick Malfoy." said Neville.
"Gladly," answered Cho with an evil glint in her eye. She got up and walked over to Malfoy slowly.
"Ahhhhhhh!" screamed Malfoy."Why does everything happen to me?" He jumped up and started to run. Cho ran after him.
"Go Cho! Get him!" cheered everyone.
She chased him around and around until she finally had him trapped against a tree. With nowhere to go, Malfoy surrendered.
"Okay fine. Kick me. Just don't do it very hard." begged Malfoy.
Cho reared back her leg and gave Malfoy a mighty kick. It hit his ankle. He grabbed his ankle and started jumping around in pain.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" he screamed. "That really hurt. I told you to do it lightly. My father is going to hear about this." he threatened angrily.
"Sure, Malfoy. Whatever." said Cho. "Now it's my turn. Since Crabbe here wants to go so much, I'll pick him. Truth or dare?"
"Uh, truth. Well maybe dare. On second thought, truth. Or maybe....." Crabbe decided.
"Oh hurry up and decide." said Cho impatiently.
"Truth" decided Crabbe.
"Okay. Tell us all who you like." said Cho.
"Uh, I like Goyle." grunted Crabbe.
"Now I've heard everything." whispered Ron to Harry."I've always known Goyle was gay but Crabbe?"
"Yeah" Harry whispered back.
"My turn now." said Crabbe.
"Let's just make this the last round, okay? It's getting late." said Hermione.
"I pick Potter. Truth or dare?" grunted Crabbe.
"Truth" answered Harry.
Draco whispered something in Crabbe's ear. Crabbe nodded.
"I don't like the sound of that." said Ron to Harry."You better be careful."
"Don't worry about me. I'm not scared of Malfoy." Harry answered.
"So, Potter, who do you like?" grunted Crabbe.
"I like Cho." said Harry.
"That's so sweet." said Cho. She went over to him and kissed him.
"Wow!" said Harry.
"Okay, okay. Enough with the game. It's really getting late and I'm tired. Let's go to sleep." said Hermione.
"Okay." said everyone else. The truth was, they were all getting tired. Everyone curled up by the fire and instantly fell asleep.
"Harry! Hermione! Ron!"
Hermione woke up drowsily the next day to someone calling her name. She sat up with a start.
"Over here" she called.
Hagrid appeared out of a grove of trees.
"There ya are."said Hagrid."I ben lookin' all o'er fer yas. Even him." He pointed to a sleeping Malfoy. "E'er since yas disappeared las' night, e'eryone's ben worried sick. Dumbledore sent me out here to look fer yas. And it's a good thing he did."
"Everyone wake up!" called Hermione."Hagrid's here."
The rest of them sat up slowly. annoyed at being woken from their sleep. Then they saw Hagrid.
"Hagrid!" said Ron, Harry, Ginny, Neville and Cho. They ran over to him and gave him a big hug.
Malfoy and his goons stood up.
"Oh, you're here" drawled Malfoy."Now you can get me out of here and away from Potter."
"I don't know how yas managed to wander off and into the Forrbidden Forest." said Hagrid.
Ron and Hermione started telling him excitedly as they started back to Hogwarts.
"Well that wasn't a complete waste of time" thought Ron as he walked."I got myself a girlfriend and found something new to tease Malfoy about. He likes Hermione, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's so funny."
"I really did find out a lot more about my friends" thought Harry. "Just like Hermione said. And Cho likes me. Seriously I can't believe Malfoy likes Hermione. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
"Harry's so sweet" thought Cho. "But seriously, Malfoy and Hermione? That's a laugh. He's going to get teased so bad. I almost feel sorry for him. Nah. He deserves it after all he's done."
"Ginny likes me" thought Neville. "But I can't believe Malfoy likes Hermione. Even I'm going to tease him about that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Meanwhile, Ginny and Hermione had finished telling Hagrid their story. Now, they walked silently with everyone else.
"I discovered alot about myself" thought Ginny."I thought I liked Harry, but I really don't. Malfoy likes Hermione. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's really funny."
"La de da de da" thought Goyle.
"Who's singing?" thought Crabbe.
"I can't believe everyone knows I like Hermione now" thought Malfoy. "I'm going to be the laughingstock of the whole school. And my goons are gay. Uh. This is giving me a major headache."
"Well, I seriously learned a lot about everyone. Even some stuff I didn't want to know. Malfoy likes me. Uh. It's enough to make me want to stay up in that tree forever. At least Ron's been really sweet."
"Malfoy likes Hermione. Malfoy likes Hermione." Ron, Harry, Ginny, Neville, and Cho sang.
"Shut up Potter!" yelled Malfoy. He chased Harry all the way back to Hogwarts.
"At least everything's back to normal now" thought Hermione
A/N: Okay, I'm really bad at writing beginnings and endings so I know they suck. I also know that some off you won't like my couples. Tought luck! Everyone has their own opinions and these are mine. If you don't like them write your own story. I'm sorry for being so tough but I'm tired of people always saying "Harry should go out with Hermione" and other stuff like that. Well now I'm just talking to myself so I'll stop. Please review. Bye!
