Killer:
Chapter 2: The misunderstanding, Ranma's close call!
Hello again my name is Nodoka Saotome, I am the mother of Ranma Saotome and the soon to be mother-in-law to Ukyo Kuonji. I am a proud Mother to my son, but the moment I saw my son come out of the spring...something inside of me shattered the agreement to make Ranma a Man amongst men, I fainted on the spot.
"I think she come to" said the guide as I opened my eyes, I saw my son and the guide were looking down at me.
"Ohh, what happened?" I asked rubbing my head.
"Madam was shocked to see transformation then collapsed" the Guide told me. This wasn't right, this wasn't supposed to happen, but...for some reason it felt like destiny.
"uhm...mom?" Ranma asked me before I sat up. I was torn between to have both me and Ranma commit seppuku right now, or give up my Ritualistic seriousness for my own sons sake.
"uhh...yes Ranma?" I asked trying to hide my fear.
"what's wrong?" he asked.
"well...the reason I'm acting strange is because of the agreement me and your father made when you were still a child" I told him before going on about the agreement to make Ranma a Man among Men and the part about seppuku. what shocked me is how calmly he took it.
"Mother, I understand, but DO you want to commit seppuku?" Ranma asked me. I have no idea, one side of me wants us to commit seppuku while the other side is telling me to come to a compromise.
"I...want to but...I can't" I responded in defeat, My baby has grown and I don't want him to die. At that moment Ukyo came in holding a black piglet.
"I found this pig in one of the springs" she told the guide.
"the springs? hmmm...you think this piglet cursed?" asked the guide.
"It must be, while I was out exploring the place I found it stuck in the spring of Drowned Black Piglet." said Ukyo.
"hmm, one sec" said the guide as he took a kettle of hot water and poured it on the piglet, it turned out to be a boy about Ranma's age. me and Ukyo blushed Hotly at the boy being Naked.
"oh, hey Ryoga" said Ranma recognizing the strange boy I now know as Ryoga.
"RANMA!" he shouted as he held a hand over his Private parts.
Some time later...
the Guide took us towards the village of Amazons of China. It was only a few days after Ryoga agreed to travel with us, as it turns out, he has NO sense of direction at all. He told us that one time he ended up in a place full of Magical talking pastel colored ponies, whatever that was. Ranma was in his cursed form because he wanted to explore it a bit more. apparently we came on the day the Amazons were having a contest. First place would get a whole bunch of food which...My "daughter" was eating.
"你怎麼敢吃的食物我贏得光明正大!" shouted the girl with Blue hair which the guide translated us as, "How DARE you eat the food I win fair and Square!"
that was when my "daughter" told her, "So, if I defeat you in battle it doesn't matter right?"
after that they both were standing on the log the girl fought on before. Something felt wrong here, I asked the guide if I can have some hot water just incase. when he gave the hot water to me, Ranma had just beaten the girl, as the girl herself got up and sauntered over to Ranma, I shouted out, "WAIT! DON'T HURT MY SON!" then threw the hot water onto Ranma changing him back to a boy. Many of the Amazons gasped, the girl blue hair gasped even louder before she grabbed then kissed him on the lips. all the Amazons clapped their hands.
"Pardon me" said one of the apparent village elders. she had grey hair and she looked small, she was small enough to use her cane for hopping.
"You seem to have saved your son from a terrible fate" she told me.
"a terrible fate?" I asked confused.
"You see, if you didn't reveal your son's true gender, My daughter shampoo would have hunted him down and killed her" she chuckled. I took another look at the Girl who was defeated by Ranma and sighed, thankfully I intervened when I did. Ukyo would have went balistic if she didn't remember the heaven and earth solution. During all this time, she was wondering what type of Okonomiyaki amazons would like.
"uhh, mom..."said Ranma looking at me with a bit of worry.
"Don't worry Ranma, just enjoy it, Polygamy isn't that bad now is it?" I said happily. Ranma didn't know how to answer but shrugged it off.
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry miss, umm...what's you're name?" I asked.
"They call me Cologne, and that girl is my great-granddaughter Shampoo" said Cologne as I nodded my head.
"Miss Cologne, when will the next ship be departing for Nerima?" I asked.
"Ah young child, it should be leaving a few days from now, until then why don't you rest up in the village?" said Cologne to me.
"well, I guess it couldn't hurt, doesn't feel like there's a rush at all." I said with a shrug.
a few days later...
Those last few days in the amazon village were actually pretty nice. On the first day of staying, Cologne told me that Ranma and Shampoo would make a nice husband and wife in the village, after she told me that I told her that I did something called the Heaven and Earth solution. She was surprised I knew about that but only chuckled. The next day Ranma and Ryoga were out training, whatever happened before they came back, they never spoke about it ever again. Yesterday before the ship set sail, Shampoo asked if she and Cologne could come with us, Not seeing any reason to disagree I welcomed them to come along. Today was the day we FINALLY set sail to Nerima, we were lucky to arrive the next day.
It was raining when we made it, thankfully we packed some umbrella's just incase this happened, have to be prepared for weather changes after all. As me and Cologne were walking at a steady pace, Ranma and Shampoo were having a play fight in the rain. Ranma unfortunatly decided to leave his umbrella on the ground so he changed back into a girl. I looked over to Ryoga and Ukyo who were having a pleasant chat together as he was helping her push the okonomiyaki cart.
Things would have went nicely...until a black and white blur ran passed us, grabbed Ranma then ran away. I stared in shock at what just happened, was...was that a Panda?
GENMA!? what's he doing here?!
what a shocking twist, for those who hate Genma, you can expect him to experience pain and a bunch of other torture I have in mind in later chapters.
This is one of the LONG overdue chapters to one of my stories. there's a whole bunch more stories with chapters that are LONG overdue as well. If you like this fic so far, then comment, or don't you decide.