Disclaimer: All Disney's and J.K. Rowlings. I don't own a thing, unless you count splinching the two together. This chapter is a tad bit short. But hey! I'm uploading once a day! And that's amazing for a person like me. So enjoy!

The inside of the castle is beautiful. Thousands of witches and wizards are gathering in velvet cushioned seats. A musical is obviously about to begin. And being the Ministry of Magic's own performance industry everyone is dieing with anticipation to see what the Best Chorographer, Harry Potter, had cooked up this time.

Lee Jordan announces the entry of Ron Weasley. Considering how times had changed due to the ever rising Dark side the Minister of Magic was now known as a king. And the ever brown-noser Lee Jordan used it to full acknowledgement, "Ahem…I give you his Royal, Caring, Handsome, Wise, Ruling, Ever-clever, Highness, Ron Weasley!!" Ron apparates in a mist of gray smoke obviously to make the appearance more amusing. And so it did. The crowd erupted into cheers like a thunder storm. Lee continues, "And presenting the distinguished Court Chorographer, Harry James Potter!!" The crowd again applauses like crazy as Harry takes his place beside Ron.

Ron comments, "I'm really looking forward to this performance, Harry."

"Oh, your Majesty, this will be the best concert I have ever created. Your performers are wonderful! This will be spectacular." Harry reassured.

Ron went further, "Yes, and especially my wife, Hermione."

Harry smiled and said, "Yes, she is a wonderful dancer, that is why she is star of the show…" then he walked toward the stage ready to cue the dancers and singers and he mutters his rest of his sentence, "If only she show up for rehearsals once in a while."

The show commences. It is like a Broadway show. A dance singing production telling a true fantasy. The last battle of Dark and Light. The battle that of course hasn't happened yet. Aurors were surrounding Death Eaters in a, of course, winning battle for the Light.

~Ah, we are the Aurors for the Ministry. Great warriors to fight for the our freedoms. Death Eaters…We will beat you…and the Dark side…We will conquer all…everything to do with you….We're Aurors. Then there is the mightiest in her musical debut. The greatest of them all we're presenting her to you. To dance a dance Harry said, her talent's like a rose. She's the greatest…Hermio…" the singers and dancers all stop and gasped a gasp that is quickly followed by a deafening silence. The curtain had risen. And behind it were Hermione was suppose to stand stood nothing.

Ron's face was bull-red angry. His fist were clinched. He made the first sound in the deafening silence. He screamed his wife's name in anger and frustration. "Hermione!!!!"

A/N- alright I know these are short. But I'm trying to update everyday. I switch chapters every time the script changes scenes. So just bare with me til the end and I'll be grateful. Very grateful. Now to thank my reviewers. Mae-my first reviewer! *mookies to you* yes I do agree it is a very twisted plot. And it gets even more twistier if you can believe that./ Too lazy 4 my own good- I'm glad you think its funny. It took me 3 times to read it without laughing my heart out. And I wrote the thing. I'm glad you like the song too. The future songs are going to be interesting I think. /badgrrrl- oh my goodness I can't believe you reviewing my story. I've read yours and its really good. I'm always wishing some of my favorite authors would review my story. And chaos is in order here. Lots of it. *smiles* /Chrissie- thanks for reviewing I try to make the chapters as long as I can but that first chapter took me like an hour to translate so only time can tell /guitarzac- hey thanks for reviewing, I hope you enjoy the next chapters more than this one. I'm sure you will just keep reading. *mookies to all the reviewers* thank yall so much! ~lily