Sooooo, uh. I think this chapter might just be even WORSE than the first one. xD
Btw. Naruto belongs to that guy who made it. Even though you can barely even tell they're in Naruto world…
Tell me if you like it! Beware of bad spelling and grammarz! I wrote this at 1 am.
And so, the newly formed "team" of NINJA students, were given their extremely vague instructions on where to meet their new NINJA master the next day, by their old NINJA teacher.
"So here's the deal," Said the 'teacher' who never did SHIT, "You guys are gonna have to use your super NINJA senses to find your new NINJA masters tomorrow, because, frankly, I don't give a damn. As for your team number-name-things, just go ahead and make one up. And those are your instruction. PEACE."
"Well this is great!" said Lennie with OBVIOUS sarcasm, "How the hell do they expect us to find this guy!"
"Ummm duh! With our SUPER NINJA SENSES! Like NINJA teacher said." Stated Heidy, without the slightest hint of sarcasm what-so-ever. Lennie facepalmed so hard, he blacked out for a couple minutes.
Eleizer started flailing about once again.
"What is it, Eleizer? What is it boy?" Lennie joked, "Is little Timmy stuck in a well!"
"I believeeee," Said Cornelius, "that Eleizer is saying that his super NINJA senses are telling him to look….aaaat a…. strip club."
"What the hell kind of NINJA master spends his time at STRIP CLUB!"
"Well don't ask me, sweetie! Eleizer's the one who said it!"
"I think you're just makin' shit up. Besides, we wouldn't be able to get in to a strip club, even if we wanted to! I say we just go to some generic meeting place and wait for someone to show up. Like a lake or something."
"Oh ho ho! It just so happens I knooow where to find a lake. It's a very romantic spot. We should go there sometime, just the two of us." Cornelius put his arm over Lennie's shoulders, kinda like someone would when they're on a date and there's that kinda awkward moment when they pretend to yawn but instead… nevermind. It doesn't matter.
Lennie looked over at Heidy, who was scribbling something down in a little pocket-sized notepad.
"Please don't tell me you're taking NOTES."
"Of course I aaam! This is, like, fanfic GOLD!"
Lennie rolled his eyes and pushed Cornelius to the floor. "Sooo, I guess tomorrow we'll all meet up and then go find a lake somewhere, right?"
"Right-ooo!"
"Okaaaaay!"
Eleizer flailed his arms twice, which everyone assumed meant yes.
~TRANSITION!~
[At some lake somewhere]
The silence was pretty awkward, but this time especially, for some reason. For instance, if the phrase, 'every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born," were true, at least a dozen gay babies would have been born.
Cornelius was the first to try and break the silence.
"Sooooo, Lennie. I herd you liek mudkips."
Lennie inched away slowly.
"What's a Mudkip?" Heidy asked.
"It's a Pokemon, honey."
"Pokemon?"
"It's a cartoon."
"Ooooh! Well, I only watch Naruto. Sauske is so hot."
"Wait a minute," Lennie interrupted, "how is that even possible?"
Then, suddenly, a man in a NINJA outfit stumbled out of a tree and landed right in front of them. He looked extremely dazed, like he had no idea what he was doing. Eleizer started to flail uncontrollably.
"Our friend Eleizer, here, would like to know if you're supposed to be our new NINJA master." Cornelius said to the freaky NINJA man.
"Depends," He said while stumbling everywhere, "you guys in league with the unicorn mafia?"
"Not that I know of."
"Then I guess I'm your man! My name's Billy, but you guys can call me Billster or the Billmeister, for short."
"Aren't both of those names LONGER than your real name?" Lennie added.
"What's your point, little dude?" Billy said as he fell backwards. Heidy knelt down next to him and went to poke him out of curiosity. Right as her finger was about to hit his face he shouted, "DON'T TOUCH ME! I'm a grenade! I could explode at ANY MINUTE!"
'Great.' Lennie thought to himself, 'just when I thought this team couldn't get any worse, we get some crazy, alcoholic crack-head as our NINJA master. That's just wonderful.'