Adventure 1

The bacon.

"Good morning Tia~!" a tall man with gravity defying white hair said. He was wearing black shorts, a blue singlet with a mask sown onto it. A small 7 year old girl had sat herself at the bench rubbing her tired eyelids.

"Morning , Thanks for the clothes." The orange haired girl gestured to the long-sleeved white shirt she was wearing.

"No problems, by the way just call me Kakashi or Dad…Kay?"

"…yeah. Kay!"

"We're having bacon for breakfast today."

"Awesome, Ba-con!" Tia cheered pronouncing the 'a' quicker than its meant to be.

"Tia…"

"Yeah?"

"It's pronounced Bacon." (Bae-con)

"But it should be Bacon." (BA-Ken)

Kakashi face palmed and turned back to the said food he was cooking "No Kid because then it sounds like Bakken…"

"So? Its spelt with no 'e' and when you say the name it sounds like BAE con."

Kakashi sighed because this was getting nowhere… "Let's drop the subject and have the bacon okay?"

"But Kakashi!" Kakashi looked over to her. "We can't!"

He dreaded the answer. Was it because he said bacon the way she doesn't think is right? "Okay Tia, why can't we have the bacon?"

"Because Bacon doesn't taste nice burnt!"

Please don't comment on grammar or spelling.

I suck at English classes :D.