Okay sorry it took so long to UD I didn't know what to write.

MERRY Christmas everyone, this chapter will be my Christmas present from me to you! I hope you all like it. There's some Rose stirring Stan in this one and one of the things she wrote in the list is going to happen, but a little differently!

Okay I've got to go to my grandma's now so I will UD again... ...soon

A List Of Things To Never Do At Saint Vladamirs!

Chapter 2:

In class with Stan I just sat there with my five subject notebook on the desk and ripping out pages and making paper aeroplanes and throwing them around the classroom, one even hit in between Stan's eyes in the centre and he went cross-eyed from looking at it and everyone laughed, even a few Guardians that couldn't stop themselves from laughing. After that Stan went bright red and yelled at me for being immature and stupid and how he could have gone blind if that had gotten him in the eye.

After that I stopped throwing them around and got out my List Of Things To Never Do At Saint Vladamirs (Although I'm Still Going To Do Them)

I started adding more to my list.

11. NEVER run away from Dimitri saying "Come catch me, sugar ice-cream honey Russian!" then DON'T say "I'm going to go be a stripper and pole dancer at a club somewhere if you don't." This may result in him giving you a weird look or tackling you to the ground.

12. NEVER say to Dimitri: "I wanna be your Stripper." It's a bit innapropriate and he may do something unexpected and weird.

13. NEVER say to Lissa: "I wanna eat a Dimitri on a Russian Kebab." It may result in her thinking you have officially gone crazy from taking the spirit's darkness away. (Which could be the case, if you know what I mean)

14. DON'T walk around campus saying "Go Black!" instead of 'Go Green'.

15. On Christmas don't walk around saying "Whore Whore Whore! Merry Christmas!" (may result in people hitting you)

16. On Christmas don't walk up to Dimitri and say "Whore Whore Whore! I'm Your Whore." he may think you're drunk.

17. NEVER be late for practise with Dimitri and come up two hours late with scratches and brusises all over you with bedhair, he may think a Strigoi had gotten to you.

18. NEVER play Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Pash Or Torture with Dimitri, Lissa, Mia, Christian, Eddie, Tasha and Rose (myself).

19. NEVER eat banana, carrot, bread, soup, cucumber, ice cream, chocolate, strawberry, pavlova smoothie (it may make you vomit).

20. NEVER take Lissa shopping (she goes wild and your feet will end up soo sore that you'll throw your shoes at people yelling 'fuck you, fuck you all' because your that tired)

I heard footsteps coming up from behind me and I quickly put my piece of paper away and looked up to see Stan standing behind me looking over my shoulder and everyone looking at me. "Yes Stanny boy?" I said to him.

"Your too concerntrated on that piece of paper to be writing down notes," he said, smirking. "Since you're in my classroom, hand it over."

I stood up and faced him. Although he was a little taller than me I can be very intimidating when I want to be. "Fuck you," I said slowly and grabbed my books and walked out the door. "I'm not in your classroom any more I don't have to give you anything." I pulled the finger up at him. I went to walk away and I poked my head through the door smirking. "Stan I have one question," I said to him.

"What is it?" he said, rolling his eyes.

"Why aren't you a Guardian? I mean well you are, but you don't protect Moroi, you just wander around campus in the middle of the night looking for little girls to perv on. So why are you to say that I can't-in the near future-kick a Strigoi's ass, because a matter of fact I can whip your ass blindfolded," I told him and the whole class burst out laughing. I heard a few Guardians chuckle and then a few were wide eyed and looking at me as if I was crazy and then there were some- glaring at me and then there was Dimitri who was giving me a disapproving look, and then there was Alberta who was giving me a warning look, then there was some Guardians rolling on the floor laughing there asses off.

Stan looked majorly pissed and he was going red and I could picture the steam coming from his ears. "Rosemarie Hathaway go outside," he said.

I looked around me. "Honey, I already am outside," I told him and then class was just about in stitches when I said that. Eddie was already out of his seat, kicking his legs in the air, on his back and laughing so hard and holding his stomach. I had to admit I still had it.

"Dimitri go with Rose and do whatever," he said. "Just get her out of my sight."

I grinned. "Or what? You'll send the hounds on to me? Or will you try to hurt me? Because if you do that, you'll be the one in the clinic in a coma, maybe worst," I told him.

"Ha ha ha Rose Hathaway all words no action. I'd like to see you try, I'd actually pay to see you try hurt me," he said.

I grinned at him. "Okay then, on the track after school, I'll even go blindfolded for you, it will be more of a chance for you to lay a hand on me," I told him and smirked.

People were looking at me schocked, even Dimitri and Stan just looked smug. "Okay then," he said. "Your on."

I laughed. "You'll be soo embarassed that your own student managed to kick your ass blindfolded. You'll have to leave the country, and that will just be a plus for me," I told him. Dimitri was by my side and started walking towards the exit of the room. "See you later Stanny boy. My Russian jailor is running away," I said and ran after Dimitri.

"Russian jailor, huh?" he said and turned to me with one eyebrow raised.

"Yep," I told him. "It's not like I can't go anywhere without you know."

"Yeah I guess so, but your the one whose getting yourself in trouble," he said to me.

"Well maybe I wouldn't have if he had just left me with my list," I said to Dimitri. "So, technically, he started it."

"Hmmmm... ...what list?" he asked.

"You'll find out," I told him. "And you aren't ever going to see it because I'll be in big trouble if you found out-and I'll be in trouble with you."

"That bad, huh?" he said looking at me.

"Worste." Was the only thing I said and his eyes widened.

"Well then I'm definately going to see it, eventually," he said to me. "Anyway, you promised Stan a fight after school, and you're supposed to be blindfolded so I'm guessing we have to work on that."

"Yes but I have class soon so I won't be able to for long," I told him.

Dimitri turned to me. "I'll give you a pass," he said.

"Really?" I asked him shocked and then squealed when he nodded. "Awesome. Maybe I should promise fights with my teachers more often if I get a pass out of class."

"You won't be and what you said to Stan wasn't very nice," he said.

"I know but it's true," I told him.

"Yeah, it may be true but it still doesn't mean it didn't hurt him. And what makes you think he wanders around campus perving on students?" he asked me, trying not to laugh.

"What do you do the same?" I asked him smirking. Dimitri laughed. "And anyway why else would he be on patrol all the time and mainly at nights."

"You noticed that, huh?" he asked.

"Yep, I looked. I snuck into Albeta's office and looked, I needed evidence before I said anything and hey it's not like anybody else has wandered the same thing," I told him.

"You are one bad girl, Roza," he said. At the use of my nickname made my heart flutter and stutter a little.

Dimitri and I walked in the gym and he blindfolded me and we got started.

Hope you liked it! Did you? Hope you have a great Christmas everyone! Hope it's really fun too!